What do you call a thirsty footballer in a dress? Tranny drink water!

Hannah is wiping the floor with Reform UK

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⚡️🇪🇺🇺🇸JUST IN: Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Trump: “Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”

Texas and Florida have exponentially more immigrants than Minnesota, but Trump is sending ICE to Minnesota, Illinois, and California--because those states didn't vote for him. See how this works? God, I despise that orange felon.

@evelyn25675 i,m Danish. . Have been working nine year at Thule air Base. Greenland.. Tell your President. to give up on Greenland , because we Dane,s don,t. .We keep Greenland. it is our,s. and not for sale. . Mr. Trump can give up.

Wow, I've been a MENSA member for 30 yeaes, but I am 7 minutes into this #Trump presser and I feel I would now struggle to spell my own name. He is a bumbling baffoon. He was right to, he does love the unintelligent. They keep him in power

Are news channels actually live streaming an old man having a mental health breakdown . Trump is just waffling and stringing unconnected words together . He needs serious medical intervention.

No matter how many dog treats I give our dog, no matter how many walks I take her for, no matter how much hugs and rubs and love and affection I lavish upon her, she blatantly prefers my wife to me. I resent both wife and dog for this

🚨 EXPOSED 🚨 Reform UK caught red-handed — AGAIN. A “polling company” pushing a poll claiming Reform is the most trusted on the economy and naming Zia as Chancellor turns out to be a brand-new company registered at the EXACT same address as Reform UK. Same address. Fresh

If you're right-brained you'll see two men who found Jesus whilst contemplating their sins. If you're right minded, you'll see two scammers who've been to America, seen how much money there is in commercial Christianity and want it.

Oh NOW people is surprised they put a MOSLEM in charge as mayor and he don’t give two shits about Christmas and he’s actively trying to sabotage the festivity’s?? Y’all called us RACIST for warning this exact shit would happen. London is straight-up DONE, cooked, FINISHED.

The replies are amazing!

Jack & Ginge, Beat the minge. #ImACeleb

Donald Trump quotes Paddy Losty 😂😂😂

How to get your country back.

Thanks to Angela Rayner, zero hours contracts will be banned, no-one will be subject to fire at will, no-one will be able to be fired and rehired, and no-one will lose their private rented home just cos their landlord wants them out. That's quite some legacy. Thank you Angela.

Hunt - didn’t resign. Johnson - didn’t resign. Mogg - didn’t resign. Sunak - l didn’t resign. Zahawi - didn’t resign. And not a WORD across all MSM about how Farage had his arse handed to him on a plate yesterday. This REEKS Of misogyny and classism and hypocrisy. The

Hunt avoids £100k of Stamp Duty Sunak wife 'non dom' status Zahawi underpays millions in tax and pays a fine Mone PPE - no resolution over millions Rayner - given wrong advice over £40k of Stamp Duty - loses everything

Funnily enough, I've never seen a Daily Mail front page expressing outrage at the number of homes owned by Lord Rothermere

The truth the right don't accept