Simon
@simonhowes
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Flip me, £2.20 for the tram from New Street Station to Brindley Place. What a rip off! @WMmetro
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Anyone tell me why my twitter feed now looks like a cross between Live Leak and rotten? Full of death videos, robberies gone wrong, and nasty accidents. 🤷🏼♂️
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Witnessed a cyclist get hit by a car today. Blue car the the left knocked him off his bike, off camera at the time. Who’s to blame? Could have been me if half a second later.
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Conversation at the dealership: “Hello. I see you are interested in this Vauxhall, what colour would you like?”, “Beige please”. Amazes me that this conversation really happened. 😅
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Sparkhill drivers, nothing to see here. Impatient drivers, driving on the wrong side of the road, and going through red lights. @WMPolice @badlyparkedbrum @for_birmingham
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Love that we have been able to hear talkback from the production team during King Prince Charles’ coronation. @BBCOne 😂
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I didn’t know Birmigham International Railway Station was renamed Trinity Park. 🤷🏼♂️
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Imagine you’re at the supermarket… Instead of scanning items at the checkout The supermarket has imposed a new rule meaning every item code is keyed in And every item stamped. …then imagine the supermarket telling you the long queues have nothing to do with the new rule.
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1/21 The thread I did on Corporation Street's history seems to have gone down well - so I've decided to do another: this time on the eastern side of the city centre, focussing on the High Street. Here it is from the junction with New Street. Every single building no longer exists
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Elon Musk has been CEO of Twitter for 54 days. That’s 1.23 Liz Trusses or, if you prefer imperial units, 5.4 Scaramuccis.
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