simon alcock
@simongalcock
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I twitter what I like and I like what I twitter . I also twitter to make my wife giggle. If you're on my telly you're fair game.
Joined January 2013
This is why he's bombing Iran. Wake the F up
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Whoās going to tell him about his heritage?
Hysterical left wing activists, including the Home Secretary, have been claiming a Reform government will create an agency with the sole mission of tracking down, detaining and deporting all illegal migrants in Britain. I'd like to confirm that's precisely what we'll do.
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āWe are involved in the news hereā Says Naga Hagger who is chatting shit with an aged US actor. Deluded #BBCbreakfast
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āThe Producersā Looks like a laugh a century. #BBCbreakfast
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āI remember filming her going down with her guide behind herā Bushellā¦..I am not quite sure thatās the way visually impaired skiing happens. #BBCbreakfast
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Ahhhā¦.the good old days of the colonies and slaveryā¦.. Cannot wait for you to bring it back to us allā¦.you halitotic frog-faced ball-bag
We were once the greatest naval nation on earth. Now we barely exist as a military power.
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So weāve gone fromā¦.. āWeāve totally destroyed Iranās nuclear capabilityā last yearā¦. ā¦.to āif we didnāt attack them, theyād have nuclear weapons in two weeksā Both canāt be true, lying, orange sack of tripe. #BBCBreakfast
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The orange Donny man baby making sure USA arenāt late for a third world war in a row. It took an attack on Pearl Harbour before the US heeded Churchillās request.Also the US was hardly shoulder to shoulder with us during the Falklands. So he can basically fcuk right off #bbcnews
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How do you spend five years playing under Wenger and four years coaching under Guardiola yet your football ideology looks closer to what David Moyes produced at Everton and West Ham???
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Trump? Board of Peaceā¦.or Bored of Peace? #fifapeaceprize
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ā¦.just before he sends them all āhomeā
Another bandwagon, heās truly a pathetic little man.
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Pssstā¦. Can someone report that Netanyahu has bailed out of Israel and is cowering in Berlin? Absolute shithouse. #BBCBreakfast
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The Cotswolds, the heart of Europe? Someone get the ginger bloke an atlas. #BBCBreakfast
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āSadly thatās the way it isā Paedophile President spunking American lives to distract from Epstein. āSadly thatās the way it isā Stick that on the gravestones in Arlington Cemetery. #BBCBreakfast
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Why is beardy sofa chimp talking at me like Iām in a dementia home? #BBCBreakfast
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Sofa chimpsā¦.back in their comfort zoneā¦.no newsā¦.just daytime tv chat. Shouldnāt really be on BBCās 24 hour news channelā¦..especially when the Middle East is on fire. #BBCBreakfast #BBCNews
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Trump said we had to attack Iran because we canāt allow it āto have a nuclear weapon.ā Really? This is the same president who, in June, said: āIranās nuclear facilities have been obliterated.ā Vietnam. Iraq. Iran. Another lie. Another war.
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Who dressed the beardy bloke on the sofa today? His carer? #BBCBreakfast
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#BBCBreakfast really not up to doing real news. Silly Sally and podgy bloke not able to cope. No cats on bikes, sports charities or Michael Ballbag in captain Tomās back garden.
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