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RT @TheFastShow1: Alec Stock, the inspiration for Ron Manager.#TheFastShow
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RT @fasc1nate: In Japan, there is a pop restaurant called “The Restaurant of Mistaken Orders.” . It was designed to raise public awareness….
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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2 years
Agreed.
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2 years
Tongue-twisters could be used to gauge alcohol-intoxication levels, study finds
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Method could be used to stop people from unlocking cars or to support bartenders serving alcohol
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Irish painter and decorator said to me once “ it’s an awful job this all your life in empty rooms” the vibe was fraiser from ‘#dadsarmy.
@bigdaddybunce
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2 years
@simonday Bosh and Tosh, now that was a painter.
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2 years
Kids definitely got it .Just the right amount of childishness and the confidence to stretch the sketches.
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2 years
Saw them at the Albert Hall #stillgotit.
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Buncey regales the audience with the story tosh Lyon’s who did all the ceilings in Monaco but fell foul of the whole lead in the paint.
@BarryJonesBox
Barry Jones
2 years
Bunce preaching to the Monaco massive
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2 years
Falling face forward into the cake no longer an option #changes #turnandfacethestrange.
@badly_drawn_boy
Badly Drawn Boy
2 years
Every Friday I have this 45 minute slot while Ruben is at his Street Dance class. Usually I have someone to share the cake with but I’m gonna have to do it alone today. Wish me luck 🍀
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RT @jamesjamesbrown: Amazed this hasn’t had more traction @wossy.
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2 years
Just found about ‘the red arrows’ who I saw live as a child more times than Peter Hook has said the word ‘Hacienda’ squinting through the clouds with a 🍦 on the go .I just feel numb.
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2 years
Zero recollection.
@ChrispLOL
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2 years
Stayed in a room above this effing place with young family 20 years or so ago. The younger one ran straight into @simonday (Monkfish) crossing a Liffey bridge the next day. Heatwave. No AC. Incredibly loud and unpleasant. Though I'm sure the pub is great if you want to be awake.
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Captions ?.
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Get well ❤️‍🩹.
@PaxtonRoadUpper
Paxton Road 🎯
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Not pathetic at all @JeffStelling.
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Take a good lawyer even to ‘preliminary chats’ .Anthony.
@afowler06
Anthony Fowler
2 years
Interesting call this morning saying Holland and barrett want to stock @supreme_cbd I’d normally be excited but after what happened with Boots I hope they don’t try and weaken our formula to maximise profits, I’ll keep you all updated 👍🏻.
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RT @Mr_Dave_Haslam: Terrible news about cartoonist Tony Husband. Sending love to his family x.
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RT @MoMcCormick7: Rest In Peace Burt Young. What a great actor and a sweetheart of a man. My deepest condolences to his family. https://t.c….
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RT @scottygb: Netflix Premium: £215.88 a year. Netflix Standard: £131.88 a year. Netflix with adverts: £95.88 a year. TV Licence (covering….
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Sorry to hear this .a massive talent.
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