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homeschool dad, indefinite pessimist, legible

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@simoj_
simoj
9 hours
How many Twitters are there? How many subgraphs that have never heard of 10^100 shrimp but have some “curtains for zoosha” shrimp equivalent they’d be shocked you aren’t discussing.
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RT @iowahawkblog: And then Mr. Marty Reisman held me and my wife rapt with the story of his life as a ping pong hustler turned internationa….
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4 days
“The Berkeley Historic Plaque Project will not remove the plaque, even though they admit it is erroneous”. The gauntlet is down
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simoj
5 days
Apropos of nothing.
@AFpost
AF Post
8 months
New Red Lobster CEO Damola Adamolekun says endless shrimp will not return “because I know how to do math.”. Follow: @AFpost
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6 days
RT @tracewoodgrains: @chore_leo Minnesota has a population the size of the Byzantine empire at its peak.
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RT @simoj_: @mauddweeb I get it but 10^100 is just so many shrimps, more shrimps than atoms in the universe. They should inspire the kind o….
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simoj
9 days
It really sucks that when someone is going crazy, they sometimes *correctly* perceive that people are distancing themselves and refusing to engage with them straightforwardly. It must feel scary and awful. But. engaging with a crazy person is miserable and usually fruitless, so.
@GeoffLewisOrg
Geoff Lewis
11 days
It’s time.
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simoj
13 days
Given his newfound semantic proximity to AI alignment and the singularity, Will Stancil is now quite literally one of the most notable people (top 10,000 maybe) who will ever exist in the entire history of the human race . Sorry.
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13 days
RT @TheAndrewNadeau: Most ppl don't know this but "horse power" doesn't refer to physical strength, but rather a horse's ability to stand u….
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RT @simoj_: @RiverTamYDN Hey hey hey hey
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21 days
Did every kid in America in the 90’s have a place an hour away where in the middle of the night ghosts would push your car in neutral up a slight uphill grade?.
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22 days
me: hey hungary, you ok?.hungarian national anthem:
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23 days
RT @orphcorp:
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23 days
Autoimmune hepatitis?! Come on that doesn’t need to be a thing.
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simoj
23 days
Can somebody smart do a legit Bayesian calculation for how extraordinary it is that this thing is coming in close to the ecliptic and passing so close to Jupiter?. Maybe these things are relatively common and we haven’t been able to detect them until recently?. 🫲🥴🫱 It’s aliens.
@tony873004
Tony Dunn
25 days
3rd interstellar object discovered? Maybe. There's a lot of buzz right now in the Astro community. More observations should come in tonight to confirm if A11pI3Z is from beyond the solar system.
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simoj
25 days
i recently learned about the finances of some boomer households and i kinda can imagine geronticide gaining steam as a movement.
@inerati
liz
25 days
we deserve whats coming.
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simoj
26 days
Seems like my business might be about to die. I have a fancy AI-focused education from >10 years ago but have been out of the game for a long time . Someone tell me how to become useful plz.
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simoj
26 days
You should 100% be freezing your sperm if there’s a chance it’s relevant.
@TaliaGraceSable
Talia 🌿 SF
27 days
I can't believe I haven't been able to convince *anyone* to freeze their sperm. The charts for genetic mutation by age of father are pretty damning. It's not hard to do, you just pay a storage cost each year.
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