Bill.I.Am
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Like United, monkeys, hedgehopping and doing as little as possible. Dislike most people and most things.
Joined June 2010
I don't get why they can't resolve this like any normal family, maybe talking to his godparents Elton John and Liz Hurley might help?
I do not want to reconcile with my family, says Brooklyn Beckham
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The world of celebrity chefs has barely recovered from Gregg Wallace, the last thing it needs is this on top.
Brooklyn Beckham speaks out against parents Victoria and David Beckham: “I do not want to reconcile with my family. I'm not being controlled, I’m standing up for myself for the first time in my life. […] My parents have been trying endlessly to ruin my relationship since before
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United are definitely going to start using Terry Cooke as the main face of the Class of 92.
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Guardiola will look like the singing detective by the time he stops scratching after that.
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Still can't get my head around someone ringing a ticket office and saying 'two tickets for Monty Don please'
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Obviously a long shot here but if there TOP REDS with any spares for Saturday against city I know two lovely South Africans who have travelled continents to see Carrick’s Red & White Army. Please give me a shout
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Think this is the same police force that once nicked a United fan for buying a pie before half time.
BREAK: West Mids police chief constable Craig Guildford offers “profound apology” and admits that fictitious Maccabi/West Ham match included in police “intelligence” used to justify ban ***was*** generated by AI. Guildford said the opposite to MPs.
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It's Woodgate, you know....... Hard to believe you're not trolls.
"It's Carrick, you know!" 🗣️ Michael's playing career was decorated 🏆
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The Mason Greenwood fan club?
🔴 UTD CONFIDENTIAL 🔴 👀 Ineos admiration for De Zerbi ❌ No change in transfer plans for Carrick ⏰ Mainoo wants minutes assurance 🇸🇦 Saudi friendly back on agenda 🤝 Exeter welcomed to Carrington ❓ What now for the U21s? w/@ChrisWheelerDM
#mufc
https://t.co/lEEcJ0Si0J
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Longer than some of the fan-cam lot to be fair.
Without being a Manchester United fan, I’ve followed the club closely over the past 14 months. Here are the top 10 things I’ve learned:
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Can this stupid fucking club of ours read the room at least once, if there's any truth in this.
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Michael Carrick would like to bring Jonathan Woodgate to Manchester United as part of his backroom team. [@alex_crook]
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If rumours are correct, he's going for a new catering manager in the exec suite and looking at replacing the current official tractor partner.
Carrick to be given funds for the right target(s)
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Why's he wearing them fake glasses with cardboard in, you could buy in joke shops?
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No more ridiculous than his old team-mate deciding who manages Manchester United.
Tim Sherwood advising about Premier League coaches and managers on Sky Sports...
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I keep thinking United can't get any more pathetic. The defending for that second goal, proved just how wrong I was.
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Might do a protest against Asda, then do an £80 shop in there, after it finishes.
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If you need any proof of how deluded Newcastle supporters are, they fact they're not among the 72 games on TV this weekend despite being one of the only games between two top flight teams should do it. 'United' indeed.
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I think Kyle Walker's still angry about how much Christmas cost him.
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