Then another time I sold some fat kid bars and he asked if he could chill. then he tried coming onto me and I had to kick him out. so he went to campus and was running around with a bottle of liquor and got kicked out of school . moral of the stories: don’t drink on benzos.

She was right behind him. I didn’t even say anything I just gave him the look.

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One time in college my roommate and I got barred out and we went to a party and he brought this fat ass bitch home. and the next morning she was chillin in the living room waiting for him to wake up. and he walks to my room right past her her and is like “that fat bitch leave?”.

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RT @Legonos_real: @R1BWC We just gonna forget this scene huh?😭

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Baby witches hexed the moon

RT @nottydesignss: so apparently some baby witches hexed the moon & also the fae? what type of ghetto shit-.

Probably half of the cells in my body are from chocolate milk.

No homo.

Empty the clip on the opps at nighttime call that a nocturnal emission.

RT @FearedBuck: Rapper iLoveMakonnen reveals he now works in a restaurant kitchen

lmfao i just saw someone say that corrupted speakerhead prime is stronger than gman toilet. even if the cameraheads made a laser weapon strong enough to destroy his corrupter skibidi he’d still have to put up with how gman toilet can unflush himself.

Anytime a troon shoots a bunch of white kids you can find an amarnite claiming influence and calling them a submarnite.

RT @Go1den_arm: Doomscrolling DoorDash in class #hog

RT @SillyLittleChud: people just finding out why the sonnenrad spins clock-wise.

Kinda terrifying imagining having kids while seeing all theses vids of brown truck drivers demolishing the back of a car.

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