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this could be us but you’re playin
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if you break up/have a falling out with a friend & your first thought is to go “expose their secrets” and tell people stuff they told you in confidence, you were never a good person to begin with
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a man’s moan is truly one of the greatest sounds on this earth
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This man was texting me about how brown eyes and brunette is his fav combo and that’s what he likes about me…..
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yabos!! yuck!!
i hate girls with big t!ts. all they do is take cute selfies with their ginormous mommy milkers taking up half the screen and i’m sick of it. if any girls with big t!ts reply to this tweet i’ll be very mad so don’t do it! 😡
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I’m either in an oversized tshirt or my tits are out, there’s no in between
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@__mamades
the amount of people telling you to let it go is wilddddd. she lied about it and has her kid wearing them😭
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I occasionally dress like a girl and not just adam sandler
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I need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal
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a man who isn’t excited about pasta is no man for me
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@theashhole317
There’s plenty of couches on marketplace way under 1k, if I didn’t have enough for what someone is asking or wasn’t willing to pay that, I keep scrolling lol
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damn I sure did
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me willing to do absolutely anything for people who won’t even do the bare minimum for me
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good morning, I’ve been alcohol free for 3 months today ✨
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sure are, next question!
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I got fair lemonade and got to see cows today so no complaints 🎡🐮
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I’m not the most consistent friend when keeping in contact and texting but never doubt for a second, I will always be that friend to drop everything whenever you need me.
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let’s take a moment to appreciate the new shirt, thank you
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y’all grimey girls need to stop cheating on and ruining the actual good men because they’re already few and far between and deserve the world
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you might get her, or you might get her, but you’ll always get her
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what’s something that keeps you here? like on earth, alive. some days I really struggle with this and I just want to know what keeps YOU here.
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heard the correct answer is no
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adding his cum to my smoothies to hit my daily protein intake
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take a pic from your gallery & turn it back and white
take a pic from your gallery and turn it black and white
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I do not fuck with girls who play fake nice to everyone but are always doing little shady things
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*slides up on snap story*
👀👀👀
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Id like to build legos with someone’s son, but I also wouldn’t mind building legos with someone’s dad
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I will not be posting or telling anyone who im talking to until we are MARRIED ever again
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couple years ago 🤪
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I really did not think before posting that tweet this morning but the amount of bookmarks shows me a lot of y’all need a tall glass of ice cold water 😭
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Jada Pinkett Smith reveals Lightning McQueen stopped at her house on the way to win the Piston Cup
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I’ve got the titties who’s got the hand
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imagine getting home from work ready to eat your leftovers and you walk in the door and your dog has the empty container on the couch with him. you check the cameras to make sure you didn’t leave the fridge open and watch HIM open the fridge himself 😭 I quit 😩
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can’t talk, creepin on someone’s page so I can see if they’re single so I can shoot my shot
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I need to know
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if you’re not trying to look at me like ginger does, move along
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when he's in the military
i thought this was the shit that only happened in movies🙄✌🏼
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I can’t wait for it to snow
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dont listen to this, yes she will
that girl on twitter who lives 2000 miles away from you will NOT save you
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YOU TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND, IF HE SAYS HES GOT BEEF THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM
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yeah that shit’s mad weird
Does anyone else think it’s weird to get a tattoo on your body if there’s no meaning behind it
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I’ve always wanted to be a surf board
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qt with ya glasses 🤓
Was going to make this my pfp until I stared at it too long and hate it, so here ya go 😂
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this tweet isn’t for you married people 🫡🫣
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having a trampoline party. only men in gray sweatpants invited though.
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