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You just know he's not owing anybody.
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3yrs later and I'm yet to see this thing on the road.
Told you all Lagos is up to something 😂😂 Checkout Lagos State New beautiful Keke ☺️ waiting for Lagos New Bikes too
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Jokes on you.. I stay in Lagos, I go don enter road
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Pastor Adeboye; My sons! Don't marry a woman that cannot cook.
Women; Release the Kraken!!!
Pastor Adeboye; Women! Don't marry a man that has no job.
Women: Preeeaaaccchh eeeeeeettt!!
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If black Americans and a particular group of sad women on twitter Ng are against you, then you are doing something right.
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Wizkid - Joro
It's one of the perfectly created songs ever.
What’s an African song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?
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Messi wasn’t all the things he is now when he started.
We witnessed the development of this boy from a raw dribbler to a scorer, to a mesmerising passer, to an assist provider, to a freekick expert.
They will make you think he was born like this and didn’t put shift to develop
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He should not leave o abeg.
He's the only one preventing arsenal from winning it now.
Chelsea Manutd is not coming up again
Liverpool might be joining us since klopp is leaving.
Make Pep plaster abeg.. I go rather see Mancity win 10 more than arsenal win 1.
If Pep win the league again, he should just leave the EPL, he's done breaking their backs and ego.
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Nigerian men are the only set of people in the world that can tolerate Nigerian women without complaints.
Why is a South African woman dragging our women? 😭
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As at 2017;
Ronaldo - 51 FKs
Messi - 33 FKs
Now 2019;
Ronaldo - 54 FKs
Messi - 50 FKs
Hardwork pays guys..
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4 minutes added time.
Cmon TB Joshua!! You are our only hope
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@nulla_rex
@xLostSoul1
@Siegfried257
@DonutOperator
@Esteebanana
I surprised people missed that. Dunno if they are being blind to that on purpose or...
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Arewa girls will remind you that you can look decent and still have the attention 😻
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Seeing Wizkid happy genuinely makes me happy. I can't explain it.
Wizkid has only one problem - Too many classics!
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Ekweremadu appeared in court for the first hearing.. was denied bail, him & the wife.
Victim is a 15 year old homeless orphan picked on the street is lagos.
Case adjourned till July 7.
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You are only a smart person in your area of study.. Outside medicine, you dense die.
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I hate APC so much.
I hate what APC represents.
I hate people that people that support & defend this cancer of a party and it's members.
Obi's victory at the last presidential election caught us unaware. It was an insurgence upon our political stability and fortress; we are now awake and know what to do so this calamity does not happen again in Lagos - APC Chieftain, Biodun Ajiboye
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This song was too hard. There aren't many rap songs that are harder than DaGrin's Pon Pon Pon.
Dare I say it's the hardest for me.
Lyrical werey 🫶🏽
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Messi fans where una dey? I wan follow una.. RT make I follow una😭😭
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He's a renowned scorer.
He's a renowned dribbler.
He's a renowned creator.
He's a renowned passer.
He's better than ur fav scorer.
He's better than ur fav dribbler.
He's better than ur fav creator.
He's better than ur fav passer.
It's Messi's world and we lucky to be on it.
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@Iamyee_sha
@PulseNigeria247
That’s what makes it more scary now. They don’t care about the public eye
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I will say it again...
Messi is football's most underrated player!
How can one man be going H2h with your best scorer, dribbler, creator and passer every season and still beats each of them to it. I have never seen a more complete attacker.
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I was arrested one night in school then at osasogie stores and was taken to BDPA police station.
Apparently, there was a cult clash der that evening (I wasn't aware), police came just packed boys they met there. I spent 2 months+ in state CID.
But small Dr is free already lmao
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Takes nothing to admit Messi is actually done. Lmao! If you can’t agree publicly, admit it to yourself so you can move on.
It’s a very normal thing. He has already come a very very long way. E no get who no go finish.
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Must be a fake agent too cos real house agents won’t block.
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It's just common sense.. been posting about it in anticipation, he flew in with his band from the UK.. he was prepared..then he doesn't show.. something must have really gone wrong.
But if you talk, them go say na cos you be fan .. so na Stan culture
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Omohtee - the only begotten son.
Putting her life on the line for you.. This time not on a cross, but under the knife.
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Jorginho;
Strengths: Penalties.
Weaknesses: Football.
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Never voted but I will be voting this time 👍🏽
Baye Tribe!!! Once again we are up for possible eviction and we know your hands have been itching. The time has finally come, go and show them how it’s done.
LETS DANCE OUR WAY TO THE POLLS 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
#BBNaija
#bbnaijaAllstars
#ilebaye
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It took the whole Iceland team to hold off Messi. Still won MOTM.
It took at least 5 Croatian players to hold Messi off. Lost.
It took a Kante and Matuidi the hold down Messi. Still made 2 assists.
-All it took was a Torreira and your GOAT couldn't bleat.
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Cos those are undoubtedly the most stupid set of people on this app.
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It’s been a while Rene gisted us about her failed marriage. What’s going on
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Life presented Werner with a chance to leave for a top team, he took it.
Life presented Kane with a chance to leave for a top team, he signed a 6 years contract to continue with Spurs instead.
Don’t blame life, blame his decision making. 👍🏽
Life is not fair man . A player like Werner has 2 trophies in like 4month . While Harry Kane has 0 trophies in his career
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Trust me.
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Naso them take shoot TJ and Osas that year.
Carnivals and shows is not complete in Uniben if they don't shoot somebody.
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Like one pundit put it; It’s like Messi is playing for Messi to make runs so Messi can find Messi’s run with passes for Messi to provide balls for Messi to score.
The best player in every attacking phase by a long mile.
That is why his teams suffer when he doesn’t turn up.
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@_orsteen
Normally. That's how it always is.
And tbh, that content is relatable cos we've all been there.
Situations like that pushed some of us to become more knowledgeable, more interested in others things we were not paying attention to before
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@NgLabour
Start posting the results from your agents here.. you are dulling. Your agents should be back to base with copies of the results.
INEC is trying to manipulate the results that's why they are yet to upload on the portal.
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Uhuru x Wizkid | Duze
Wizkid been gliding for ages. He ate like nothing I've seen before.
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Barca and ManUtd should announce sack abeg.
So we can have Unai to Barcelona, Ole to Arsenal and Valverde to ManUtd.
After the next 18 months, we rotate them again.
Unai to ManUtd
Ole to Barcelona
Valverde to Arsenal
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@Normanination3
Worst black people on Twitter by nationality:
1. African Americans.
2. Others.
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Some differences & similarities between DC and Marvel.
Thread!
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This is enlightening. Didn't even know wizkid was the one that created Afro Republik.
Thought he was just invited to headline.. like dem other shows uno.
Well, this is conclusive proof then. He's the first to do it.
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@Yink1234
@ChelseaFC
@emersonpalmieri
Stop support this club, support the rival clubs.. There's no gun to your head to support Chelsea
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Wizkid's live performance of Money & Love on Jimmy Fallon was genius. Too beautiful.
The Joey Akan character really tried to trash the performance that time lmaooo. What a joke.
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Guy Messi dey play abeg. I know before but e be like say I just dey discover again
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We are not even talking about his ability to dictate play.
As much as he was talented, he had had to work very hard to modify his game in every aspect.
That is why it looks like his team is relying on him.. it’s inevitable.
He is the best player in every attacking phase.
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Messi is already La Liga topping the assists chart.
Don't forget that he gave everyone a headstart at the beginning of the season.
Messi is coming. 🐐
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Here you go.
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This S08E01 has a lot of this on common with S01E01.
-Dany marching into Winterfell just as robert did.
-The little boy climbing to see just as Bran did.
-Jon and Sam discussion in the crypt just like Ned and Robert.
-Jaime and Brans ends both episodes.
#GameOfThrones
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Kovacic (with zero intent/urgency) to Jorginho.. Successful pass registered.
Jorginho (‘ ‘) back to Kovavic.. successful pass registered.
Kovacic (‘ ‘)
to Jorginho again.. successful pass registered.
Full Time; Kova 95% acc, J5 90% acc.
The fans; Masterclass
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AC has won all 4 games since Zlatan returned.
Morale high
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You are talking about best scorers, he’s there.
Best assist providers? He’s there.
Best dribblers? He’s there.
Best passers? He’s there.
Best in freekick? He’s there.
Competing with other top players in each of this dept all together every season, and comes out ontop.
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Don't even like that Falilat character personally, but shaming her for just entering uni is just stupid.
We know how extremely difficult getting into one is here, especially if you nor get leg. You wey don XY up since, what can you boast of?
Its never by who 1st enter school na
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This one that was cheering Cynthia at first.. "go girl!".. "Ener-fucking-gy".. "Girl, I believe you" 😂
Suddenly this case isn't looking straightforward anymore. Lmaoooo 🤡
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@mide_Emy
@oku_yungx
@DanielRegha
The only time he talks twice is if he is tweeting the same reply in another language 😂
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-Avoid engaging banger/agenda boys. Too pointless.
-If she’s popular on this street, don’t DM her.
-see currentiyke in her @ or her in his.. forget about her.
-friends with FolaLagos nd Dlaureate, avoid. Mostly airhead too.
-3 consecutive unreplied mention = soft/hard block.
What personal rule(s) have you created for your Twitter self?
Let me see 😂
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Ronaldo scored 33 FK goals while Messi scored just 7 in 2014.
Since 2014 Ronaldo went on to score 21 more while Messi scored 41.
But guess who the hardworker is..
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Hasn't life been better with Mudryk Madueke on the wings?
Your stupid coach was keeping sterling chilwell there and clowns in Jibs Media were there defending it.
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@d1_gozie
@kennytrip2
I’m not respecting that culture I’m sorry.
If your left hand is not good for you, cut it off.
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Messi is a fraud
Hazard is overrated
Anyone that's of this school of thought is not worth your time in any argument regarding football.
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@_JCRM_
@adex_smithjr
@FabrizioRomano
You were losing 6-1 against city, you were winning 2-0 against Spurs.
That’s your answer
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broski
@iamnasboi
, abeg beg that Goya guy make una release this version for spotify. I need am.
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Never troll Ronaldo until the final whistle. He’s inevitable
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Burna ate ridiculously.
He ate so good that I had to delete the original from my library
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Apparently, it's been a secret investigation. Covert.
Ekweremadu and the wife been no know say e don cast. The boy has been under police safe guarding.
Ike and his wife travelled to UK yesterday. Na for airport dem burst them.
They needed the kidney for their daughter.
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Five songs I think were created perfectly;
1. Justin Timberlake - Mirrors.
2. Jidenna - Bambi
3. Michael Jackson - Liberian Girl
4. JayZ x Alicia Keys - Empire state of mind.
5. Wizkid - Joro
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