I hate to be a procrastinator, but Delay ke maanta nahi.

Why can’t we justtt call it Andheri West?

Totally don’t understand why certain areas of Mumbai are being as rebranded by builders for marketing purposes, cause wtf is New Cuffe Parade, Upper Juhu, Upper Worli?

70K per month in Bandra.

God really be giving ‘abhi CNG bharwana ha cab drivers’ to their most unpunctual soldiers🫡

Jatin-Lalit really packed all bangers in Yes Boss and called it a day🫡

california burrito should start weekly rice bowl subscription and save the zomato/swiggy commission they could earn instead from me.

Coffee Rasgulla Tiramisu. I love whatever is wrong with Mumbai.

The guilt of not doing some or the other work at all times at a friend’s wedding is real. Cause wym I’m sitting and eating without assisting in something???

#BadsOfBollywood feels like a 7 episode long Deewangi Deewangi

The fact that I haven’t come across a single Dubai Kunafa Modak yet means that the world is healing

It’s a wild time to be in global logistics with tariffs in play. Interesting times ahead!

i want to smell so much like vanilla that people ask me if i use vanilla extract as my perfume

Who called it a poem and not a multiverse?

Me, over explaining myself

Tariff this tariff that but Tariff karu kya uski jisne tumhe banaaya

Scrolling through insta business accounts is nothing but an infinite loop of “Pp” and “Kindly check DM”

Who called it a Hindu wedding and not Made in Havan?

https://t.co/TXK2rrGeeD

I’m convinced ‘Labubu’ is a social experiment on how people on the internet will buy anything if enough others are talking about it.