The pun is mightier than the words.

Must say archaeologists have a twisted idea of romance. They're either carbon dating or ex-ka-waiting.

Still waiting for Pratik Shah

When people pleasers are asked to reject someone.

The dove of peace is grounded until the left and right wings realise they're on the same bird.

Are we allowed to compare apples and oranges now?

Hemanshu.

Chow chow bath

Practice safe physics. Use a quantum.

A sock belongs to a pair. This is true in two languages.

I came. I saw. I concurred. - Julius Pleaser

WTF

Petition to change its spelling to tantrump.

Krishna was a cowboy before it was cool.

Onamashamsakal🌺

I have trust issues because circulars are printed on rectangular paper.

Mildly disappointed that the Parle G girl is not called Dipti.

The adulting theme park is wild. Don’t forget to ride the emotional rollercoaster, hop on the mood swings, slide into the downward spiral, take the guilt trip, and get lost in the maze of responsibilities.

Xi loves me. Xi loves me not.

Parm Sundari .

Born to be a Singer. Forced to be a sewing machine.