Shenanigan O’Clock
@shenaniganclock
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one handsome cissp in training. I make all sorts of cool stuff. I have a license to fly drones and pen test on the weekends.
Joined September 2015
I helped the chickens decorate for the holidays this morning.
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since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside
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The Thing (1982) recreated with Pingu. A crossover that never stops being funny.
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Hmmm I don't remember this part from season two...
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mfs would sooner bio-engineer eldritch horrors than eat beans
the ultimate solution is through technology we engineer what has been called a bodyoid: brainless animal bodies that provide as much meat as we desire without harming any sentient beings this would transform medicine - the same platform would allow us to grow organs on demand,
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stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free:
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Man calls ICE on his neighbor—gets the wife & daughter deported. "I'm sorry, it was an accident," he says. "You never wanted us in this neighborhood—you liar!" man yells. "I don't mind you people... I got Mexican friends," he replies. "We had Mexican lady who cleaned for us."
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she's getting vindicated once again
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O filme não terminou em revolução armada = infelizmente é ruim
Achei o novo da Pixar fofo, mas não engulo esse hype que é o melhor deles em anos. Ele só não tem nenhum personagem LGBT ou alusão básica à puberdade... e o posicionamento dele é extremamente centrista e contrarrevolucionário de forma que vc SABE que foi interferência da Disney.
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wait i love how this looks like a goosebumps book cover art
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no drug can replicate the euphoria after you violently shit a stomach ache away
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