Shenanigan O’Clock
@shenaniganclock
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one handsome cissp in training. I make all sorts of cool stuff. I have a license to fly drones and pen test on the weekends.
Joined September 2015
I helped the chickens decorate for the holidays this morning.
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since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside
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The Thing (1982) recreated with Pingu. A crossover that never stops being funny.
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If your friends aren’t talking about: - Pop - Six - Squish - Uh-uh - Cicero - Lipschitz It's time to find new friends.
If your friends aren't talking about: • Claude • Perplexity Computer • Openclaw • Fitness • Investing • Ownership • Automated workflows It's time to find new friends.
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Hmmm I don't remember this part from season two...
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mfs would sooner bio-engineer eldritch horrors than eat beans
the ultimate solution is through technology we engineer what has been called a bodyoid: brainless animal bodies that provide as much meat as we desire without harming any sentient beings this would transform medicine - the same platform would allow us to grow organs on demand,
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Oh wtf. I didn't realize that the Burntpeanut knockoff "Faithful Sherrif" was ACTUALLY loading into Fortnite games and bible thumping random people. Suggesting this kid joins ICE. Why is this adult talking to kids this way? This guy is a sick
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stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free:
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cretaceous girls make do
The Twitter Extinction event is insane.
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Man calls ICE on his neighbor—gets the wife & daughter deported. "I'm sorry, it was an accident," he says. "You never wanted us in this neighborhood—you liar!" man yells. "I don't mind you people... I got Mexican friends," he replies. "We had Mexican lady who cleaned for us."
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she's getting vindicated once again
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O filme não terminou em revolução armada = infelizmente é ruim
Achei o novo da Pixar fofo, mas não engulo esse hype que é o melhor deles em anos. Ele só não tem nenhum personagem LGBT ou alusão básica à puberdade... e o posicionamento dele é extremamente centrista e contrarrevolucionário de forma que vc SABE que foi interferência da Disney.
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Lewicowy film z lat dwutysięcznych jest nazistowski dzisiaj XDDDDDDDDDDD
"Le beau film d'animation" avec des dessins dignent de caricature nazi mdr
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wait i love how this looks like a goosebumps book cover art
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no drug can replicate the euphoria after you violently shit a stomach ache away
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The og cast are all fucking dead exept for the turtle, so nothing is stopping him from making a mcu type cameo
‘WONDER PETS: IN THE CITY’ Season 2 will release on Apple TV on March 20. 2006 2026
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