Ian K
@sheeshkebab
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40. #wbfc #lufc #nufc #vålerenga #running #music #90s #puns #football #español #britpop Anything goes. Del paraiso al infierno, hay un paso, nada más.
West Tynemouth, England
Joined March 2008
A chance conversation tonight led me to remember the only original joke I’ve ever told. I love it. Thanks @pauleggleston
Power cut at a Springsteen gig led me to have a pint with a billionaire. I don't mind who I drink with even if it's just Branson in the dark
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Newcastle 0 Aston Villa 2. Genuinely can’t think of anything funny to say about this match. I had to listen to celebrations in a Brummy accent. Send help.
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Seahorses prefer water, but MATCH OFF
🚨𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙𝗙🚨 | Today's game at Crook Town has been postponed due to a waterlogged pitch. We will announce the rearranged date when we have it.
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Newcastle 0 Man City 2. I was begrudgingly happy with a 1-0 loss. Probably too much to do in 2nd leg now. It’s not all last minute winners and drama.
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𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙𝗙 | Tonight's Northumberland Senior cup game with @NorthShieldsFC has been postponed due to an unfit pitch. We'll get the new date to you as soon as we can.
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Macclesfield have made history with a record which predates the widespread usage of electricity💡 That's right, it's hard to explain just how MASSIVE Macclesfield's win against holders Crystal Palace is. In the FA Cup's 154-year history no team has ever beaten a team with a
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Macclesfield putting out repeated ‘Please Stay Off the Pitch’ messages while their owner is down the front trying to climb the hoardings 😂
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Newcastle 2 Bournemouth 2. 3-3 AET. Newcastle win 7-6 on pens. After the dullest first half possible, it ran to the length of a Scorsese film. Just under 3 hours! Into the next round!
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90. Exeter pull one back. Absolute screamer from the lad tbf. 🩵 9-1 🔴
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Newcastle 4 Leeds 3. Nice to see the most Keegan-esque scoreline being played out given the crappy news just before kick off. Lovely drink in City Tavern beforehand, bit of classic comedy on telly. Belter night.
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Our former player & manager, Kevin Keegan will undergo treatment after being diagnosed with cancer having been admitted to hospital for further evaluation of ongoing abdominal symptoms. King Kev. We're with you every step of the way. Hoping for a full and speedy recovery 🙏🖤🤍
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Newcastle 2 Palace 0. 3 points. 1 clean sheet. 0 entertainment and minus 1 billion degrees.
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With no home game today, our next visitors are @NorthShieldsFC in a Senior Cup 2nd round clash on January 13th, 7:30pm kick off. An early chance to get revenge, after the recent Boxing Day defeat.
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MATCHDAY! @WhitleyBayFC v @MarskeUnitedFC Who’s winning this one?! (I know it’s off)
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𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙𝗙 | Due to the Snow and ice. Todays game vs @MarskeUnitedFC has been postponed. We'll bring you news of the rearranged date when we have it.
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