#Spurs ladies - I have two shirts that don’t fit me anymore. Both size XL but run small, more like L. Never worn. Free to good home (will ship free US only).

FREE SHIRTS. If I have no takers by Monday they’re going to Goodwill.

Here’s the third.

#Astros ladies - I have cute shirts that don’t fit me anymore. Will ship for free to good home (US only). Barely worn. Size L and XL.

Closet clean out time. The rule is if you haven’t touched it for a year or it no longer brings you joy, get rid of it. But what if I need something authentic for a future ‘80s party?.

RT @jayroo69: GREAT GENES!

Aroldis, you say? Oh please please please #Astros

That did NOT mean “time to strike out looking with the bases loaded!”. 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 🦞 . #Astros.

LITOS. It is time. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏.#Astros.

Just like the old days. I have missed bench clearing shit talking. #Astros.

In other news, I’m setting up my new Roomba and this is pretty effin cool. I sprung for it on Amazon #PrimeDay.

well this has escalated quickly.#Astros.

i have had just about enough of trevor storytime #Astros.

You’re not supposed to give the runs back… #Astros.

Are we playing the Savannah Bananas today?.#Astros.

CHRISTIAN!!! 💣 .Way to go Carlos for drawing that walk right before that. #Astros.

I have got to stop scrolling and clean this house before the #Astros come on at 3:10.

OMGGGGGGG.

RT @TracesofTexas: Y'all, as I'm sure everybody is aware, Flaco Jimenez has passed away. The word "legend" is used too loosely these days,….