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Shawn Thomas

@shawnmthomas

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Works on software that helps us stay connected. Hockey nut that plays goalie (==crazy).

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
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@shawnmthomas
Shawn Thomas
8 years
Hey @speedtest, you should put results in the middle of the screen so cropped screencaps shared don't look like 0mbs was the result. #design
@GasBuddyGuy
Patrick De Haan
8 years
Hrm, @JohnLegere can you slow the @TMobile network down? It’s making my wired internet look as fast as a snail.
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Shawn Thomas
8 years
I have such a good pupssenger neighbor. And he dressed up for the flight! @darth
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Shawn Thomas
8 years
I just can't get Bobcaygeon out of my head. It reveals itself one note at a time. #thetragicallyhip
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Shawn Thomas
8 years
Guess which end I bit first #dickseverywhere #deepfriedpickle
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Shawn Thomas
8 years
Hey @Earl_Thomas, why Carson Palmer can hug a ref but you get a penalty??
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@tvaziri
Todd Vaziri
8 years
"Superman" (1978). This has always been one of my favorite shots in the film. As a kid, I was *certain* how they did it. I was wrong.
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Shawn Thomas
9 years
Fuck, #TwinPeaks is so good.
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Shawn Thomas
9 years
I just backed Save Democracy! With Conference Calls! on @Kickstarter
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Shawn Thomas
9 years
May you lose the Stanley Cup in Game 7 of the Finals #CanadianCurses
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Shawn Thomas
9 years
Hey @darth, I think this image needs to be 'shopped for #covfefe
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Shawn Thomas
9 years
Not helpful. Update your @xbox one app with the needed fixes. Maybe @XboxP3 could ask your Roku team for help 🙄
@HBONowHelp
@HBONowHelp
9 years
@shawnmthomas Hi, apologies for the streaming difficulties. Please try deleting the app and re-install. Please DM us the results. Thanks.^GH
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Shawn Thomas
9 years
@Xbox @hbonow @XboxP3 Roku version on the same network has zero issues, way less lag. Inexcusable.
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Shawn Thomas
9 years
Your @xbox one app is total garbage @hbonow. How can anyone on your team be proud of this? Cc: @XboxP3
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@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
9 years
When scientists saw the mouse heads glowing, they knew the discovery was big
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@JordanUhl
jordan
9 years
Your dad literally tried to ban a religion from entering the US.
@IvankaTrump
Ivanka Trump
9 years
Looking forward to a meaningful visit to the Middle East and the Vatican in promotion of religious tolerance globally
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@ericgarland
Eric Garland
9 years
An expert finds the deeper meaning in Comey's goodbye letter. Big implications for Trump-Russia. https://t.co/fSynAEyWVF
themarysue.com
I always knew that my degree in English literature that I am still paying for would one day prove to be crucial in a world crisis.
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@shawnmthomas
Shawn Thomas
9 years
.@jack Seriously @jack, I'm done with Twitter if this is the new normal.
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@ShannaGermain
Shanna Germain (The She/Her-Devil You Know)
9 years
Nevertheless, she pre-existed.
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Shawn Thomas
9 years
WTF @jack, six promoted tweets in a row?!?!
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