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@sharpener
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Higher ed bureaucrat, interested in UX design, influencing people, making things easier, hockey, rock and roll, food and beer.
Burnaby, BC, Canada
Joined March 2007
It was never about the money, it was all about the mental clarity you have once you no longer need to think about money.
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Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.) John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked
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TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed! MORAN: That was photoshopped TRUMP: Terry, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you're not being very nice.
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Trudeau got a 30 day postponement by agreeing to continue doing what Canada is doing already plus naming a "Fentanyl Czar." We live in the dumbest timeline.
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I need two more boys to follow me to reach 800. Member since 2007. Fucken rockin it ovah heah
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Who needs this hat? Who would wear it? Why would they wear it?
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This could work.
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If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host convicted of 34 felonies appointed one third of the Supreme Court
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Fucken marsupials
Trump: I see what is happening with this judicial system and it is just -- all kangaroos and we just can't have it.
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I’m a sometimes golfer but I find this funny and would probably do it. Don’t take yourself so seriously.
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The two greatest words in sports: Game Seven. Unless your team is playing in that game seven; then it's just an absolute nightmare. Go #Canucks!
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Even if it turns out this is not the @Canucks year, I’m consoled by the fact that they still had an amazing season. Also, it’s not the @EdmontonOilers year either and they all fucken know it. Let’s go you glorious bastards!
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Lol
Tonight I discovered that my daughter, who is 17, has lived her whole life believing that the name of the singer of The Rolling Stones is McJagger.
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A few years behind but definitely feeling this vibe.
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This is the NHL that the Canadians truly want
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This otter teaching a human how to pet it gets me every time
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