braves phillies nlds is like well-oiled finely-tuned meticulously-crafted death star baseball machine meets the baseball equivalent of “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read”
RAYS PLAYERS: hey. how was your day
THE EYE THAT FLOATS UNBLINKING, SILENT & UNTETHERED FROM TIME, IN THE ROOF OF TROPICANA FIELD: 👁️
RAYS PLAYERS: don't know why we fuckin bother
speaking of pokemon my friend miia who knows like nothing about it tried to name gen 2 pokemon and it’s like the funniest thing i’ve seen in my entire life