No one is talking about how mf’s are getting tf outta TX 🌚

This is my world

Mrs. Never Gave AF

@DoorDash if my order is cold or he drops it, yall compensate correct???

I haven’t doordashed in so long, and the one time I do, this mf is on a bike! I’m so irritated

I wish my man would look me in my face st his grown age tb some Jordan’s he wants … pls lmao Actually this mf been raving about these Birkenstocks he just got 🤣🤣🤣

We had 24 hour Walmart, $5 foot longs, $20 full tanks, $1 McChickens. 99 cents stores... Man we had it all. What happened?

The Fighting Temptations soundtrack is hit for hit!!!

It bothers me how Kold killa and tinka are beefing over a song that’s literally neither of theirs???

i'm a type C girl... - i can deep clean the whole house. or ignore a laundry pile for days. - i can give a motivational pep talk, or need one myself. - i can be 20 mins early or walk in 20 mins late. - i can go to bed at 8pm, or scroll reels until the sun comes up.

Aldi’s honeybuns HATE to see me coming 🤣

So true 🍿

Pennywise: The dark meat taste twice as sweet! Me: Not too much bitch! #ITWelcomeToDerry

This man swears he has me on tape snoring but yall know how good AI is these days 😒

You’ve got to stop treating your intuition like it needs more evidence.

Sometimes I wish I could just lock this man in the closet until he’s done getting on my nerves and he’s learned his lesson to stop getting on my nerves

being discrete with alcohol around children is truly a lost art in the community

Mind you this is coming from someone who has a Barbie phone as their primary source of contact … and is about to get an iPod classic 7th generation 🙂

Idk you bitches too grown to be doing ts that yall be doing

You're wrong, it's not deep down. It’s right on the surface.