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You know what new wave means? 🌊
It means we are creating a whole new side of twitter.
Young Gs, old heads, bros, bro-ettes
Fitness. Funds. Fun. Authenticity. Learning. Growing. Helping. Trolling ect
Logging onto twitter like kicking it with the like minded homies.
LEZ GO
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How come every single 20 year old on my Twitter feed is like some fake billionaire business mogul but all the 20 year olds I come across in real life stare at the floor and cry at work I need answers NOW
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Prescribing anti depressants should be illegal until a person fixes their diet and starts working out for Atleast a month.
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Want to know what happens to your clothes when you donate them to “charity” or put them in those bins?
Well let me tell you because that’s what one of my companies specializes in.
When you place your clothes in a collection bin, all that product inside will be sold as is.
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My greatest teachers in life have been an empty wallet, empty stomach and a broken heart.
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Lawyers hope you get sued
Doctors hope you get sick
Cops hope you're a criminal
Mechanics hope you have car troubles
A thief always hopes you’re doing well 🖤🖤🖤
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If a girl is out with me she never speaks to a waiter, bartender ect
Will not explain
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Trader Joe’s has done a great job of tricking people into thinking it sells healthy food
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I work out at a “high end” gym.
Is it because it’s that much better? No.
But it places me in a high value environment where you never know what happens
2 years ago it netted me a 200k deal.
Surround yourself with success as much as you can. What’s a loser gonna teach you?
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Mans was out there rocking the PINK polo running around his mansion with an AR. That’s energy and swag I can’t deny
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You don’t have “I can replace you in 24-48 hours” energy and it’s killing you
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@DudespostingWs
This man trained his entire life. Became a warrior. A legend. A hero.
To get shot.
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Why jogging is not good brother
-boring af
-heart rate below 150 whole time
-Pointless wear and tear
-hands flop around like ballet
-wear weesh reflectors
-say things like “ya Morty just finished 11 miles in 4 hours” time is precious gimp
Sprinting/HIIT >
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People that have me blocked
Aja cortes
Tate
Millstoic
Cj Johnson
Efe the fraud
Dsfuehrer
Bobby dinko
PETA
Keep it real on here. Don’t take advantage of people. Don’t pray on people. You can make money without being a RAT.
Don’t worry. New wave is growing 🌊
BBB
SGK
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If you’re reading this odds are your IQ and looks are far above and beyond average
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Kid brought a vape into the sauna
It took me a second to digest this level of stupidity
Hit him with a cordial Get that shit out of here right now
Apologized took it out and told me he wants to be a YouTuber
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So after 11 years in the recycling game, 6 on my own, the time has come to exit💰Proud to say in this time I’ve employed 9 people, held meetings in over 23 states, deals on every continent except Antarctica and shipped over 115M lbs of goods
Always BBB
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Had a customer try to squeeze me on pricing once. Hit me with the “or I’ll have to walk”
Told him give me 10 minutes. Made him wait in the conference room. I google benefits of walking printed out some bs page. Handed it to him.
Called me an asshole. Working for 2 years now.
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@izybaby01
@Cbrickley603
Bro I promise I can find 4 dudes on twitter to run it and blow em out
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Middle aged lady checking out in front of me set aside an onion at checkout because she didn’t have 57 cents 🛒
Hit me too much in the feelz so I told her to put the god damn onion back and paid for her groceries my gramps woulda done the same
Onion diaries
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During a quarter of college one of my math professors was Asian. I would always bow as I entered the class just as respect I dunno. He never spoke to me or called on me in class.
On the last day of class he waved me over and said I’m the dumbest smart person ever. A- tho
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Your homie that leaves the sauna after 2 minutes carries this energy somewhere inside
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If you think about it Santa is boss af 🎅🏻
Lives in a compound with like 500 elf servants
Wife is thicc
Travels the world on a PD (private deer)
Works one day a year. Passive income king.
Can jokingly say ho ho ho to actual hos and it’s not awkward
Homage paid Santa
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My neighbor has pretty gnarly Parkinson’s and every time I see him he makes the same joke. He knows I grill a lot
“Let me know if you need someone to pepper your steaks” and holds his shaking hand up
I laugh like it’s the first time I hear it every time love that spirit alot
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Pretty sick watching all the Twitter fam turning into cripto banditz, wifi pirates, eating right, working out, deal closers, brand starters ect
That’s the real being better brother
Normies send the check
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10% or less of American males are over 6 feet tall
Less than 1% are 6’3 and over (😎)
She comes at your for your height ask if she’s in the top 10% of all females
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My buddy spends a shit ton of cash to send his teenage daughter to a tennis academy.
Played her the other day. She got a couple points on me starts fist pumping n shit. I’m like ya fck this and proceeded to crush her unremittingly. No mercy
Tennis gum road soon Send the rac
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I used to be shy, couldn’t talk to girls, sucked in meetings ect
Now you can’t slow me down
It’s in you just gotta tweak some things
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Let me tell you
You haven’t seen or felt competition
Until you’ve played fútbol ⚽️ at a park or field
With Latinos wearing cheap fake jerseys (sometimes not matching)
A fake ass ref
Who work 60+ hours a week yet somehow make time and have energy to play hard.
NO MAMES
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Some send you the “did you smash” text hoping you didn’t
Some send it hoping you did
Finding out who’s who is part of life
Brophecy
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I have a motto. When it comes to personal products I want it to be as good possible.
Mattress
Toothbrush
Razor
Toilet paper
Ect.
These things impact you every day. Don’t skimp!
You’ll walk around in Gucci shoes but then fingerbang yourself thanks to poverty toilet paper
🥴
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Saw little homie kept sneak flexing the bi’s between sets. 10 inch super soakers 🔫
Went by hit him with the “lookin huge king” line
We all gonna make it
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Don Frye unleashing a hyper combo on Takayamas face is still a top 3 MMA moment of all time
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There isn’t a single girl on this planet that’s “too good” for you
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I’m calling it kung flu even to my asian homies
And guess what. We just laugh and cough.
I’m not friends with easily offended people
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The creator of Tom and Jerry died today.
Loved that show.
Highly doubt kids today can even watch it since it’s not in 5D, no constant lights and sounds just zapping away.
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Mediocrity humor isn’t funny at all not sure why they keep trying to push it
“Haha ate chicken nuggets cried myself to sleep lmao”
“IPA Is my workout”
Cut it out
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There’s was about a 9 month period in my life where I wasn’t heavy booze heavy swoop heavy ribeyes heavy nurse heavy lift heavy heavy heavery
It was a cold lonely and dark time.
Then I was born
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Two years ago I was in Boston for the World Series. I went 2 the bathroom. Heard some commotion and see this guy getting hassled abt to get jumped. Told the dudes to Fck off. He told all his homies that I saved his life and we are friends to this day😂 owns restaurants here in LA
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I think most of the current fear is caused by people facing the possibility of death knowing well they didn’t do enough while they had their shot. Very scary and daunting concept. Think of one thing scarier than wasting life. You can’t
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When random moms are always asking you to date their daughters you’re on the right track. Keep going.
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Had two left over filets so i just added 6 eggs and jalapeños for a quick snackiano
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It bothers me very much when people get large breed dogs like labs and Shepards and stick them in their 457 square foot studios. Give the dog what it deserves or get a damn goldfish
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I don’t really know when or why this self pity, xxxtentacion on repeat, life sucks, “adulting” sucks, simping, pop pills slit my wrist vibe became cool but it’s fucking not don’t be an idiot
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Let’s say milk is bad.
I can show you a study that indicates it’s actually not bad.
I can show you a study that indicates it’s highly detrimental.
Each study funded by their respective interest group.
Gotta gave bullshit goggles in today’s world 👀
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“Well I have an MBA”
Sick bro Ive sat Infront of my laptop shirtless rocking the same lululemon shorts munching beef jerkies for years
and lapping you. 🏃🏻♂️
BBB
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Do you think Great whites swim around thinking “hell ya im elite alpha apex predator bro!”
No. They just go about their day piping sharkettes, tagging a few seals and kooks, high finning other sharks and being better 🦈
Let the sardines talk what they want. 🐟
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I prepared all of my school presentations the morning they were due
Pressure makes diamonds
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When you’re fat and broke girls don’t fuck with you
Fat and racked girls fuck with you
Fit and broke girls fuck with you
Racked and fit you fuck with girls
Science 🧪🧬🔬
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Lockdowns got too many of the homies drunk and high all the time shit breaks my heart
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Do you have a group of girlfriends you hang with but you guys are all just friends?
Ya me neither
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Suddenly everyone cares about everyone’s well being RE vaccine but not a peep about porky the pig walking around at 324Lbs on 12 different medications
That’s cool
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Tbh if you can bench, squat and deadlift your own body weight for reps/sets you’re stronger than 99.9% of people out there
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Shoot your shot brothers
Shoot your damn shot.
Don’t die having never shot your shot.
Shooters shoot.
Shots.
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The days of flexing rented cars and Airbnb’s are over
Love your family and friends
Build your health and wealth
Experiences not things
We let the clowns go around showing off their sick new belts and shoes
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That ladies and gents is how you get American and European used clothes ending up everywhere from South America to Africa to Eastern Europe.
Donate -> charity ->middle man->processor->wholesaler->retailer->kid wearing MJ shirt in Kinshasa Congo
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I always ask obscure first date questions
Ya so do you have HIV? Just out of no where
Not sure what dating book that’s in but it works for me
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For me the reason you should travel isn’t to take IG pics. Isn’t to just go party.
REAL traveling is being with the people. Eat their food. Drink their drink. Dance their dance. TRAVEL outside your norm.
This is what makes your grow and makes you a better person.
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German car power rankings:
1. Porsche
2. Mercedes
3. BMW
4. Audi
5. Volkswagen
6. Opel
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Doing afternoon walk
Hear child screaming for dear life
Hit the jets 4.4 40 speed full beast mode ready to kill turn the corner
It’s a fat little kid yelling at his mom that he doesn’t want to go up the hill.
Clapped my hands said let’s go big boy. Stfu instantly kept going
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Let’s all have a moment of silence today
For the homies that peaked in Highschool
😶
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I’ve been to a lot of weddings but I never heard the part where they both promise to gain 50 pounds together in a year
I’ll pay closer attention
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I spent the better prt of the last 4 days meeting with social media “influencers” 4 a brand of mine.
Holy shite. These r some of the mst shallow clout chasing cockroaches I’ve ever met. I rarely meet people I truly dislike. These fake ass charlatans got me tho.
Keep it real.
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People that tell me eggs, meats and butter is very bad for me and “mA ChOlEsTeRoL”
Always looks like they need some eggs meat and butter in their life.
BE BUTTER BROTHER
🍳🥩🧈
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One thing I’ve noticed going out with actual model chicks
Is that they are weird.
One told me she sees spirits.
One would insist on eating Taco Bell IN my car
One begged me to have a baby 🥴
Most real models (not IG thots) start young and it probably Fcks them up imo
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To my young G’s and G’ettes I know you’re growing up in an environment where u can voice your opinion on anything and everything. No 1 cares how evrything makes you feel. Being uncomfortable is a part of fucking life. No matter how many times your nose ring teacher says otherwise
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Her: IG looking at highlight pics of people’s fake life. Hating on her “friends”
Him: New wave twittering, learning, wanting to BBB, laughs, gaining wisdom
Breaks free and becomes a legend.
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Dudes that were carried by mommy and daddy to the finish line hold that naggy energy with them forever
Man I’m tired I worked all day. Ughh I had to drive 2 hours
These things are fucking trivial to someone like me and at times makes me seem heartless
Don’t cry. Laugh. BBB
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Just received word a brother our age has a wife filing for divorce.
2 years in. New baby. Now a divorce. Can kiss his business goodbye.
Advised against it then for a myriad of reasons. You really hate to see it.
Pouring one vodka soda out for a fallen comrade 🍈🍸
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I deactivated my IG.
People texting me
“why did you unfollow me !”
“Fine be like that”
I come to find out there’s apps that tells you who follows and unfollows you? Lmao
FFS People are taking this shit too serious
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I can absolutely promise you seeing a text message and not responding doesn’t make you any cooler, busier, or more successful
It’s just some weird social dynamic that’s developed
*Not to be confused with the Left on read tactic shoutout brother Future
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Am I taking out the Camaro on 6 vodka sodas blasting hella 80s music?
Ya Fck it
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Gentle reminder:
The founder of one of the most successful and viral “fitness products” in the last 10 years
Is some fat Mexican dude who’s not fit and loves horchata
Get to work.
Jajajajajajaja
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Dudes that buy trucks and have zero hobbies or job that requires a truck bed are special
Same with dudes that drive Jeep Rubicons to traverse the treacherous Starbucks “drive thru”
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I hit the gym at 0600 everyday not because I think it’s a secret hack I just love it and I’ve been doing it for years there’s no Rambo shit behind it do wutver tf you want
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People are being introduced to me as “this guy has a video with 600k views man” or “she has 6M subs bro”
Fuck if I care Bert stare every single time. People are forgetting we still live in the real actual world where real things like how you treat people matters more than views
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A brother of ours told me he applied to work at an organization he knows I work closely with
I made a few calls to see how I can help. I had no intentions of telling him
He jst just called me “you big bastard they told me you spoke highly of me I got the job”
I AM CHARGED UP
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The feeling of accomplishment and HIGH after a very intense workout or reaching a business goal is unmatched by anything on this earth
No models, drugs, booze wutever matches it
Not being better is how you get and stay depressed
Chase the right HIGH baby
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My accountant when he looks over my exspenses and has to make it work
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I love being a Bro Nerd
A Renneiscance Chad
Having a powerful brain is just as cool as say deadlifting 500lbs or swooping 10s and boozing vodka sodas 🍸
Be Brainier Brother 🧠📚
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Oh no another offended white guy on behalf of Asians as I laugh with all my Asian homies
@sgkdontplay
He was “asian” so you would bow? Doesn’t matter if he was chinese, indian, thai, Japanese, etc. What kind of racist bs is that?
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Maybe this whole concept of anyone can be anything they want anytime they want is what’s got people turning into these lost souls
What if we just tell Tyler straight up at 15 getting straight Fs that he’s really good with his hands become a plumber
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Last time I got pulled over for speeding as the cop came to my window I made a really stupid face and clutched my stomach
Officer sorry I think I’m going to shit myself
Flash lighted my rear Seats and let me go
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My AMEX got frauded Hella in Paris yesterday
I’m not even mad and I really hope homeboy stunted hard and had a great night with Parisian babes
Send the baguette brother
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What’s with this trend of dudes having girls drive them around ?
Y’all actually comfortable sitting bitch in some chicks Toyota corolla as she juggles her phone checking ig with Cheeto fingertips at every light da fck
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