I have to marry somebody who takes holidays seriously. A family person. Birthdays, graduations, anniversaries… everything must all be celebrated fully in my household.

Enjoyment no pass like this 😂💔

The tax authorities go arrest me if I no pay taxes keh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Na this tax law go spark Wetin go finally liberate Nigerians it seems…….

Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF

Dey play my Queen 😁

begging someone to do something with you and then seeing them do it with others willingly is a different kind of hurt

Traveling keeps you inspired. A change of environment is good for the soul.

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Don’t come and lie here ooo. During your primary school days, how much was your break time money? 😂😂

So your parents trained you to primary, secondary & tertiary sch.. they struggled to give you sound education You then had to hustle hard to make it in this shitty world we live in, at some point you had to hit the gym, start eating right for sound mental and physical health

nobody talks about how hard it is to build visibility when you are naturally a very quiet person

INVEST IN YOUR LOOKS, get the facial, buy these shoes, the jewelry, get your hair and nails done. You look better, you feel better, you do better, people treat you better, life gets better.

All you gotta do is get so deviously betrayed and bamboozled one time in your life of purity to change the entire trajectory of your relationships to any human ever

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money? 😭😭

People won’t humiliate me too online constantly for 5 years in the UK because I made old stupid mistake that was not intentional!!! They won’t post my picture beside condoms and say they just finished having sex with me then tag my husband to see. What did I do that has never

They look financially stable until you date them

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

When his opponent was beating him, my baby was trying to run out. His daddy said "Tade, go back and fight" 🤌😩😩 Men are bad people

Real talk. Your siblings will do for you things friends just can’t comprehend. With siblings, choice is removed. Life gave us each other, we’re all we have.

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