Guilty on all counts. Rest in piss, coward

It’s new @HotMulligan Day, y’all 😎

This new Citizen has been nonstop for me.

DON’T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR THE CHARIOT

Today started rough, but I’m confirming shows in some of my favorite rooms again and switching ticketing services. It all balances out. 😅

The American Dodgeball Association of America

Locked in the KC pop-up date for @sweetEMOtionSGF! Excited to be back in the area for the first time in over a year. It’s been too long and I miss all of you! Also stoked to team up with @Hey_Shotzi and be back at @TheRinoKC for a really fun event. More soon! 🥺🍦

Some favorite heavy boys and a date in 2022

Shoutout @youthxenergy, @misery_state_U, and the crew at Ozark Printing. Gonna be having some fun.

Working on something cool. See you soon. 👀🍦🥺

It’s wild booking someone in 200 and 350 cap rooms two years ago and now they’re in like 3k+ theaters/arenas. So cool.

Today’s been full of great news, great people, and returning opportunities to support some of my favorite people/places. Let’s keep this momentum going.

Got to have my nephew model our BANANA CREAM PIE 🍌🥧. He said it’s all his now! Sorry about your luck! 🥺🍦

Nature is healing 🌼

I’m really tired

no matter what happens with touring this year let’s all promise: no more 5 band bills

Doesn’t seem like much, but my present to @hoosierdome317 arrives today and I’m hyped. Still DIY as heck, but a little fancier now.

Be still my heart!

I forgot that Gomez Addams was Bison in Street Fighter.

Heck 🥵