Not sure why everyone is hating on @HeyHeyItsConrad today, he works a real job and still manages to pump out a slew of really enjoyable content that most of us get to enjoy for free. Why so mean folks?.

I don’t want photos, I want your Apple music year in review.

Fuck yes!!!!!!.

RT @thewonderyears: This winter we’re hitting the road with @hotmulligan and @carlycosgrovepa all across the US (plus Toronto)! Tickets go….

There comes a day when you rectify who you are and who you want to be with, and I can’t make the two things coexist.

RT @TheRickyDavila: It went under the radar, but today President Biden signed a bill that will eliminate the statute of limitations for tho….

RT @DanaWessel: You just know this dude is rolling in Kohl's Cash.

RT @myrasslinburner: “So we march over to his locker room and all of a sudden I eat a right hand, a chair goes flying, Nick’s on the floor,….

Tell me you’re a fascist with out telling me you’re a fascist.

RT @DeanObeidallah: Harry Truman's famous line fits perfectly for Pres Biden's speech on MAGA: “I never did give them hell. I just told the….

RT @itsJeffTiedrich: the 'fuck your feelings' crowd is having a lot of feelings right now about being called out for their fascism. tough s….

Have you seen my hands, just look at em shake and the song just keeps repeating, drop the needle again and I dance with your ghost but that ain’t the way. I can’t move on and I can’t stay the same.

RT @QoSBaszler: Hey. Call your friends. If it ever crosses your mind, just do it. Call them.

Happy birthday mom. I@miss you so much.

I’m still not sure that @HeyHeyItsConrad and @HowToBBQRight aren’t the same person.

I’ll tell you everything is copacetic.

RT @shirtsthtgohard:

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RT @ProjectLincoln: POV: You're the FBI agent that opened the safe.

Be gay. Do crime. Go to the general and save some time.