Dick Long
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The truth is simple. So simple, that a child could understand it. Otherwise, it'd be too late. By the time you figured it all out, it'd be too late.
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@iamyesyouareno
Blacks really have forgotten what happened the last time whites stopped caring about their feelings.
It wasn’t pretty.
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@MostlyPeacefull
That’s because any shot at Trump is a MINIMUM 50% of your customer base vanishing
To quote Michael Jordan
“Conservatives buy shoes too”
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@iamyesyouareno
All that stuff that works in Japan and nowhere else is about to stop working in Japan.
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@iamyesyouareno
"You neglect the things others have left you"
and this is why you can't just "give" someone an earning, respect, a place in this world etc. you have to actually earn it yourself.
Otherwise, you'll never appreciate the work that went into it and thus not care about it.
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@lporiginalg
and if you look over here, class, you'll see an example of what 2024 Leftists considered "humor".
Science is still putting together this fascinating phenomena.
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@greentexts_bot
I'm still processing the black woman with her ass out twerking on the moving car with music blasting.
This game is either gonna ruin the generation or be the most low-key based videogame in a decade.
I'm scared.
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@lporiginalg
I don’t wanna sound pessimistic but
I’m pretty sure we will have been on Mars for decades before Africa figures out a bottle rocket
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@greentexts_bot
The Bear Jew: *points to medal on heavily decorated German general's chest* "What'd ya get that one for? Killing Jews?"
German General: "Bravery."
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The Bear Jew low-key never recovered from this.
Absolute devastation from a fearless foe, even in defeat---where it…
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@greentexts_bot
> no time for crippling isolation
> no time for rampant drug abuse
> no time to play world of warcraft for 11 hours straight inhaling cheeto dust
> all she wants to do is love me and have sex with me
>suicide is the only answer
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@reddit_lies
Children force you to see the world from a perspective of the most vulnerable and are critical in keeping us grounded as human beings past a certain age.
To deliberately live forever childless is to live forever a child.
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@lporiginalg
...and then all future payments are denied until said payment is paid.
Hope you bought a house on Apple Pay otherwise this is Blackanese for "i'm broke and amoral"
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@greentexts_bot
He got too comfortable.
Can’t blame him. I would too if I heard that opening stat.
The real question is not how Legolas slowed down but how the fuck Gimli turnt it around like that.
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@greentexts_bot
*ultimately bludgeoned by crazed jew despite loyalty and courage*
now that you mention it, it did hit a little close to home
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@iamyesyouareno
"the NFL is a black-dominated league"
Wait...isn't this racism? Why aren't there more whites and Asians on the team?
And don't say "because the blacks are just better at it" because that explanation never flies when blacks aren't represented in white-dominated fields.
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@lporiginalg
hot take:
the man should've never let her get like this
he saw the signs and ignored them because it was "too awkward" now he gets the "awkwardness" of having a suddenly obese wife
he should've stepped in
now he's paying the piper or should i say the porker
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@lporiginalg
Yet another fantastic example of why Jesus Christ is King and there is zero other path to salvation.
Always good to have a reminder.
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@lporiginalg
> I let my 8 yr absorb media designed exclusively for adults and now she’s acting weird
It’s a mystery that may never be solved, I’m afraid
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@greentexts_bot
I feel sorry for men who don’t grasp that many women (especially at work) flirt non-discriminately to subtly manipulate men.
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@wayotworld
"We sound nothing like Apu from the Simpsons."
Goes on to sound precisely like Apu from the Simpsons.
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@lporiginalg
Father realizes his entire life’s legacy just got flushed down the shitter because his daughter got dicked down by Tyrone at a young age and decides to call it a day early
This girl posts a picture of her laughing and smiling about it while trying to play victim
Seems like…
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@InsaneCope
A joke so unfunny and nonsensical that they needed 1/4 of the space just to “explain” it
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@InsaneCope
this is actually proof why Man is flawed and should turn to God. The devil exists. Atheists never bring that up tho because they dont wanna name check their boss.
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@lporiginalg
What a long way of announcing you’re selfish to the world.
The fact that she feels she needs to publicly defend her position in a multi page diatribe that no one asked for shows the level of guilt she’s dealing with from her selfishness.
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@iamyesyouareno
and they’re eating dirt in Africa
these are the future Nobel Prize Laureates that are pouring into our country
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@wayotworld
two atom bombs could never match the damage of 820,000 pajeets, ahmeds & tyrones
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@lporiginalg
I’d be more haunted by the eternal hellfire awaiting me for being gay but to each their own!
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@iamyesyouareno
This type of behavior sure puts the American 1800s (and 1960s) in a completely different context.
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@greentexts_bot
It was meant to be hilarious and badass and that’s all it really needed to be in the end.
The satire was the friends we made along the way.
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@BasedTorba
“White privilege is fucking real”
Sincerely,
A Demographic That Is 2% Of The Country But 90% of all CEOs
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@MomsPostingLs
"No nagging for a week"
ok, real talk, i'd build up some stickers for that
but we all know she would never follow through
lol
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@reddit_lies
Imagine using Reddit for anything other than information on obscure DIY projects
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@greentexts_bot
Was? It still is a comical number of exes, ESPECIALLY for someone her age.
I made a firm rule never to marry a girl with a body count of 5+.
After that, it's conclusively not a "phase" or a "mistake" its a lifestyle choice.
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@greentexts_bot
no cop was shown showing up
don't come after my favorite film of all time unless you're ready to draw blood
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@iamyesyouareno
What’s the point of assigning a race to a supernaturally divine being?
It’s not like Jesus “acted” Jewish.
He was essentially raceless through divinity but yeah let’s keep focusing on that. That’s what He would’ve wanted for sure.
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@lporiginalg
the jews only hire people into positions of power they can guarantee control
- women
- gays
- ethnics
- trans
this is why equally qualified (or often more qualified) whites, Christians, heterosexual males, etc. are often overlooked
it's not about who's best for the job
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@BIPOCracism
Even crazier is that less than 1% of whites owned slaves at ANY POINT IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
However, nearly HALF of the Jewish population did.
🤔🤔🤔🤔
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@MomsPostingLs
I feel like body count is attached with age.
Certain numbers are acceptable at 35 that are not at 22.
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@greentexts_bot
> tries tinder with women only
> no luck
> “wtf”
> decides he might be gay idk let’s try guys
> all the luck in the world
> “wtf”
ngmi
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@iamyesyouareno
It is basically black tradition at this point for the father to abandon the son.
Lot of rocks being thrown around a lot of glass houses
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@greentexts_bot
Maybe if he didn’t call himself “dream” he could’ve saved at least 50% of that pain
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@reddit_lies
So "Slayer of TERFs" is great but "Slayer of Transsexuals" is a 30 day suspension?
Gotta love
@elonmusk
, our favorite free speech absolutist!
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@lporiginalg
The army recruiter is literally the bottom of the totem pole and he says he doesn’t want racists in “his” army lmfao
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@yefanatics
The “including Israel” is a flex beyond what most people understand.
Even an entire group of people feeling targeted by this man are like “yeah but the music is so hard tho”
😂
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@wayotworld
Another toll tragically paid in full.
Dont date men that aren’t devoutly Christian, folks.
Especially if they’re black.
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@greentexts_bot
The first time someone was hired at a videogame company to fill a "quota" rather than because of their exceptional talent in a field was the first of a thousand small cuts that have bled the industry dry.
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@greentexts_bot
excuse me, we don't use terms like "niggis" in a civilized society.
they're called "niglets"
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@greentexts_bot
I don’t know what’s more cringe:
That he actually referred to his own gf as a “7/10” in a public space
That he thinks a 7/10 is something to flex on
or that she’s a 5/10 on her wedding day
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