MADAM 🏆
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🇿🇲 || Proverbs 31:25 || 5’9 goddess || V3
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A busy man who communicates.
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People that sexualise everything.
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I’m waiting for the 18, I don’t like underaged things.
Did you upgrade to the iPhone 15 or would you wait for the iPhone 16?
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by someone u actually like >>>
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eh, home is at my mothers place.
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Always tell me the truth even if it’s uncomfortable.
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This soft launch is hard!!😍
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I just need whatsapp to have an option where I receive messages but it’s still showing one tick now.
switched off my read receipts , online status and last seen on whatsapp & i never looked back since .
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When I send you this it means I’ve done something you told me not to do.
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Tweets, reels, tiktoks. All of dat >>>
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told someone i needed k1000 and they sent me k20,000. what did i do to deserve this kind of imagination?😭
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me & whatsapp have got one thing in common, we are both down for you.
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yes bcoz imagine your partner dressed up like mix kasamwa?
Does your partner's fashion taste matter in a relationship?
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i told you guys you can’t advise people that have seen each other naked before😂
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If you’re reading this God is about to double your blessings.❤️
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at the end of the day remember that you can’t advise people that have seen each other naked before.🫡
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This month if you upset me, I’ll post your number on Facebook marketplace and say you’re selling fireworks.
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Exam szn is wild because you can think you’re revising but you’re learning.😭
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i wish i started studying in the first week of the semester😔
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You can be fighting for your life and someone will be vexed because you’re not replying to them. Lol
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“DM for price.”
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i’ll decline a video call and call back on audio bcoz you want to see what? shikwete headboard pls.
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Someone said “I’m not watching it coz it’s too close to home. I like my horrors in America.”🤣
A South African horror movie based on local folklore? Black leads? I 👏🏾 AM 👏🏾 SOLD 👏🏾
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Premieres June 19, only on Netflix
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You can be sad you’ve “fumbled” someone, whole time God is saving you from what you can’t see.
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Receiving a romantic text can make you touch your father’s head and say “guy it’s happening!”
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I’m literally starting to understand why parents just reply with “👍🏾” some matters are long.
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You can talk to me about anything!
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You see that thing called procrastination yeah? you guys should be praying against it.
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the flag/ the face
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I just think it’s bad manners not saying good morning to people you stay with.
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Btw, If you ignore the first disrespect, it will happen again and again.
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that thing for “i’m a poor texter” is a lie🤣 they just don’t want to talk to you.
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ba sneaky link asking ati “how’s the family?” isn’t that now breaching the contract??
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IG snapped with that “block any other accounts they make” feature. 🤣
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my sister don’t leave a guy who gives you k80 for a guy that gives u k800. date both of them so that you can have k880.
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normalise sending women money just because they are beautiful.
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Sometimes I wanna reply to my young brothers status saying “hmm🤔???” but then he might exclude me from seeing😭
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Guy this adulting thing is tiring, every time you breathe there’s something you have to pay for.
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Drop a flick out your "favorites" folder
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You might not pay rent but you will pay with your mental health.
What opinion about "Living with your parents" would get you in this position?
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someone out there is probably excited they are finally a sugo💀
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If we call you and your phone is on dnd, we start enjoyment without you.
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“lost all contacts.” if you’ve lost all your contacts then who are you posting that status for??
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someone said “in lusaka don’t move with your original heart, laminate it & move with the photocopy” and i agree🤣
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“Mwelesa napapata”
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if you’re reading this i hope you wake up to good news tomorrow.🫶🏾
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And when you pray tonight.. pray against the spirit of backwardness. Sometimes when you’re at the edge of breakthrough you may fall back, get disappointed, discouraged or fall sick.
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WHAAATTT?? supplying your netflix password to your “bro” kanshi his watching with YOUR girl.
#Zedtwitterswindler
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“there’s one relationship i’m eyeing, i’ll go enter as a bestie”😭💀
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Zed Twitter
Dressed chickens - K100 each
Smoked chicken - K150 each
Eggs - K45 per tray
Chilli sauce - K25 each
Contact number - 0762024472
Kindly retweet 🙏🏾 my customers might be on your TL.
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ngl it cuts when you @ the people mwandi🤣 not just leaving us clueless
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Everyday sex sex sex, you guys don’t want to buy some property?😭
Girls that wanna be choked during sex are the same ones who cry if you yell at them.
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nvm, he cheated.
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