Dwayne Señoron
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Me: ilang taon na po si baby?
Mom: Mag ffour na po
Me: so three years?
Mom: hindi… mag ffour na.
??????????
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“Those who wear glasses are cute.”
Do you even know how hard it is to keep your lenses clean or have anxieties when you lose them? Also, TFW you accidentally sit on it? Finding the perfect pair is as hard as finding a soulmate as well. 😫
But yes, we are cute.
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Sir, this is Davao City.
The Iloilo Esplanade is hailed as the country's most successful rehabilitation project. The project not only sustainably cleaned the dying Iloilo River but created a walkable, bike-friendly and vibrant open space for Ilonggos.
No pretentious P389 million-fake white sand needed.
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Stop the fantasy, it’s just one long ass road. The rest of the city needs improvement. LMAO
Is Iloilo even in the Philippines? Like, look at their city. Gusto ko na tuloy tumira don😍😍😍
*photos grabbed from ILOILO-Property Hub. Philippines FB Page
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I went to Jollibee Drive Thru and I caught the crew writing messages on sticky notes! ❤️
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant so you died.
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People told her she can't handle being an engineer nor a dad, be independent and opinionated; yet my mom prevailed.
#internationalwomensday
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Since it’s NMAT next week I want to say a few things:
YOUR NMAT SCORE WILL ONLY AS GET YOU AS FAR AS ENTERING YOUR DREAM SCHOOL BUT IT WON’T MAKE YOU STAY. IT’S YOUR RAISON D’ÊTRE THAT WILL
THERE IS NO BEST PRE-MED. IT IS A SCAM! HAVE GOOD STUDY HABITS
That is all.
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I drove to the mall this morning and then umuwi rin. Pagdating ko ng bahay, nagtaka ako bat wala yung car ko. It turns out naiwan ko pala sa parking lot and nag Grab ako pauwi HAHAHAHA 🫠🫠🫠🫠😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
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The Prada loafers are hot, but my yellow Crocs are hotter
I would rather eat dirt than be caught in public as a full-grown adult — wearing Crocs. Lalo na iyong may mga charms_charms pa. 'Paka-chaka, funyeta.
(_ _ )
ヽﾉ)
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I saidT what I saidT. En I tenyk yow.
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The government hates Iloilo City and majority of the voters are not DDS. That’s pretty much it.
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Waze: “Pagkadaan ng 260 m, kumaliwa sa Meralco Avenue.
Ingat, may hayop sa gilid ng daan.”
I swear to God, I haven’t laughed so hard inside an Uber ride.
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I was in Kuala Lumpur when I matched with this certain local. It was 12 MN when we decided to meet at his place since malapit lang naman. He also promised to be wholesome as it was my first night after arriving in Malaysia. (1/7)
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I don’t think attending The Eras Tour is the issue, but more of whether or not the interns went AWOL or skipped w/o proper endorsements.
The “medicine is not for you” is very condescending though… let’s call it what it is cos it can happen in any field… bad work ethics 🤷🏻♂️
I was left flabbergasted after finding out that a number of medical interns/clerks abandoned their duty post to watch The Eras Tour. If you think it’s justifiable then maybe a career in medicine is not for you.
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Iloilo City is so surreal. You are our Queen City!
#Dinagyang2019
#HalaBira
(c) Metro Iloilo
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Has the pandemic created a batch of doctors that cannot cope up with the rigors and stress of medicine? Daming nag memental breakdown na bata ngayon 😒
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Bought my mom the BTS meal she asked for...
Mom: where’s the burger? Bakit may nuggets?
Me: huh, you asked man for the BTS meal diba?
Mom: hindi ba burger yang BTS? Bacon, tomato, what’s the S?
BLT KASI YON 😭😭😭
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"Are you ready to learn how to escape death?”
Lily Cruz gulped.
Cardo Dalisay nodded.
Naruto shuddered.
Han Solo blinked nervously.
“Yes, Juan Ponce Enrile." they said in unison.
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Gawa kaya ako Study With Me vlog tapos tatlong oras akong nasa cellphone lang.
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Bagsak: Pray
Pasado: Pray
Malungkot: Pray
Masaya: Pray
May utang: Pay
Bayaran ang utang, utang is utang gaano man kalaki o kaliit ang halaga. Wag kayong magmagaling kung hindi naman marunong magbayad.
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Don’t know how my friends convinced me to go to the beach on a weekday 🤸🏼♀️
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This was 10 years in the making 🥹
Dr. Jan Dwayne V. Señoron, RPH
Cebu Institute of Medicine
Class of 2023
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You want Nutribun so bad you decided to elect a president capable of creating a nationwide famine 🤩
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A photo of Isabelle Duterte in a killer gown made out of the blood of many innocent and dead Filipinos.
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@marchfourteen2
Museo de Davao. In front of Atrium Davao. I know that because it’s near Muelle Loney St., Davao and Assumption Davao
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I have a feeling All Too Well was inspired by Nocturnal Animals, a film Jake Gyllenhaal starred in.
I SEE YOU KWEEN
#RedTaylorsVersion
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He kept his promise of keeping it wholesome. I arrived at the hotel safe and thanked him once I got in my room. We haven’t been in contact some days after that but I still think about that night sometimes. It really could have ended a different way but I’m glad it didn’t (7/7)
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If you are having a bad day, please don’t ever drag others into your own personal problems.
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ATENEO DE ILOILO HAS SIR H
ATENEO DE ILOILO HAS SIR H
ATENEO DE ILOILO HAS SIR H
ATENEO DE ILOILO HAS SIR H
ATENEO DE ILOILO HAS SIR H
ATENEO DE ILOILO HAS SIR H
ATENEO DE ILOILO HAS SIR H
ATENEO DE ILOILO HAS SIR H
"Happy Birthday anak, stay driven yet grounded. AMDG"
FEU-NRMF SMT HAS MAAM ALDAVE
FEU-NRMF SMT HAS MAAM ALDAVE
FEU-NRMF SMT HAS MAAM ALDAVE
FEU-NRMF SMT HAS MAAM ALDAVE
FEU-NRMF SMT HAS MAAM ALDAVE
FEU-NRMF SMT HAS MAAM ALDAVE
FEU-NRMF SMT HAS MAAM ALDAVE
"class, tama ba to class? oo class, tama iyan" ☝🏼
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Mas malaki pa rin yung ninakaw ni Bong Revilla kesa napanalunan ni Hidilyn HAHAHA
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“I sit alone under the stars and think of the galaxies inside my heart and truly wonder if anyone will ever want to make sense of who I am.”
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@inquirerdotnet
@morexetteCDN
Maybe we aren’t trying hard enough to be given credit where credit is due.
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The right guy will always bring his "lab" with him wherever he goes. 🔬😂🙄
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WTF pull out Harry Roque from the hospital and bring him to the vet.
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I LIVE HERE WHAT IS ALL YOUR PROBLEM? I literally see what’s wrong in this city every day 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
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This kid went out as a Starbucks frappe for Halloween. This is the cutest thing I’ve seen today! 🥺😭😢💓
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To Non-Ilonggos: this is an inside joke. A guy from over a year ago claimed that Diversion Road is found in Davao City. I just mindlessly quote retweeted this with that reference in mind. People got mad so I played along to see if they can catch up. I mean, why not? 🥴
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Some people are just born to collect hearts and leave you empty.
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@serranoalfred42
That’s Diversion Road, situated near John B. Lacson, Davao and UP Davao City Campus. It’s one of the main roads which you can even access from Ateneo de Davao and Injap Tower Davao
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HS classmates getting married but I’m still in school and financially-dependent 👁👄👁
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"There should be no boundaries to human endeavor. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there's life, there is hope." — Stephen Hawking
RIP to a brilliant mind that inspired me and others in loving science.
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@jlrchdxmrkbltrn
Diversion Road, Davao City near Taft North, Ateneo de Davao, and Atria Davao
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All these hot guys with sick pack abs reaching out to me but with ZERO PERSONALITY 🙂
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@patsifier
@maartistmd
Kidding aside, there is a reason as to why cafes are situated near schools because they nowadays, can serve as co-working spaces for people.
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They market copper masks to be antibacterial. Bro, which part of coronaVIRUS disease do you not get? 😭🥲
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Not complaining that I live next door to these godsend cafes 🥰
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HOY SINONG HAYOP GUMAWA NETO SA CRAZY RICH ASIANS?! HAHAHAHA
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Watch the sun set, look back on my life. I just want to know will it be alright? ☀️
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@angmalaya
It’s literally nothing, this is Twitter and I tweeted out of pure sarcasm in reference to that DDS who claimed Diversion is in Iloilo.
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Iloilo City is really Leni Land. Ma’am your votes are secured here 😩
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Only God knows how much I have stayed up late and drowned myself in caffeine around the clock to collectively earn these letters over the past few years. It’s becoming official for me. Papunta pa lang tayo sa exciting part 🫶🏼🫀💓
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My cheeks in high color, overripe peaches. No shirt, no shoes, only my features 🍑☀️
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Sure, you can unfollow or unfriend people but, can you un-know them?
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When he opened the curtains leading to the balcony, my jaw dropped cos his balcony was literally in front of the Petronas Tower. I haven’t seen the once tallest building in the world that close at that height. It really looked like a crowned jewel. (5/7)
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