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@semphisss
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PRO CS:GO Player turned Coach Proud member of @nounsesports
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Have a few people asking me for coaching with diet / training so I've officially started, email me at semphislifts
@gmail
.com
I've done everything over the years from diet to training and learned how to make things enjoyable and sustainable for long term success.
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The issue here is he's never worn leggings, he'd change his tone real quick if he felt what women have been keeping from us all these years.
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The problem with banning video games is that criminals will still have video games and sometimes you need good guys with video games to stop the evil video gamers
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My favorite role in CS is faking A for my team on Mirage and still being the first person to entry B.
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I promise if you think you can't you can, it takes time and effort but anything worth it in life takes effort.
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I've been playing vs
@FalleNCS
since 2009 and the mans always been extremely professional and one of the nicest players I've met, always agreeing to rescheduling or restarting a round or switching servers. Saying that players should have no say in rule enforcement.
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Has anyone considered players could be wearing vibrating Bluetooth buttplugs with the controller in the crowd?
One buzz A
Two buzz B
Three is just a good time
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CS players living rent free
I have 0 issues when players call weapons by CSGO terms. However, this game has been out for a year now.
Call them by their respective name. I've watched someone say "Can you pick up my scout?" The player had no idea what that was; not his fault. It makes a difference.
#VALORANT
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Valve said they don't have 128 tick MM servers because most casual players computers can't utilize more than 64 tick anyways. So most casual players have bad PCs so lets make every new map run worse and worse and never optimize the game for better frames
#logic
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We just took down the
#25
ranked team in the world and all the casters can think to say is
@TeamLiquid
didn't show up.
We clawed our way back from 217th in the world by BUILDING a talent pipeline the whole scene memed on.
Step out of the echo chamber and pay attention.…
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It is with profound sadness that I convey the heartbreaking news of David "cyn1c" Polster's passing earlier this week. Over the course of the last two years, I had the privilege of working closely with David. His unwavering love for Counter-Strike was unparalleled, and he…
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We've all kicked a pregnant woman at least a few times.
Think about it, you all have, all of us.
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For people that think
@s1mpleO
talent is maxed out he still has one card left to play, he has yet to become morbidly obese.
Imagine the power.
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We should all be supporting more female agent skins, CS as a game is so far behind Overwatch and Valorant in rule34 content its honestly a disgrace.
Let's make female skins free and robust, sign below if you agree.
Open letter to valve. Please hear us out
@CounterStrike
@AuroraLyngdal
@anjacsgo
@Ismo_cs
@marietoftt
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Adding "has legs" ensures nobody can claim you got them killed.
"One was in halls, has legs"
"DUDE HES MID I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS HALLS"
"Hes got legs bro"
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Hey
@seangares
Remember when
@C9swag
was 13 and he would say 'Sean you're really good at this game... Aprilllll fooools." for about a week straight
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They all abandoned me, ALL OF THEM.
TRAITORS
ON THIS DAY, 8 YEARS AGO:
@shroud
,
@ShahZaMk
,
@seangares
,
@semphisss
,
@n0thing
and coach
@stunna
were on their way to a top 4 finish in 🇬🇧
#LegaC9
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Why did they add a bench to mirage and not just delete the map?
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Ex-Gaimin Gladiators need your support, as we've lost our org and have yet to find a replacement our plans of boot camping in Germany before the RMR are becoming grim.
We know time's are tough, any donation helps! Even if you can't we still love you.
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Starting my own player union, this will be crowd funded and all the money will go to helping the player. The player is me, I hope this helps counter strike as a whole, thanks for the support.
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CS has been around longer than most players have been alive, stop worrying if its going to die and play the game you enjoy... I assure you cs will be here with or without you
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My resume for the leader of the next player union.
- Canadian ( incapable of lying / being shady )
- Originator of the Castle idea
- Got esports drug tested
- Pro player for many years
- Didnt sell out for Valorant
- Jacked so I can defend against esports isnt a sport ppl
TY
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These are just memes, folks. I keep seeing comments like, "They don't even know how to fight."
Do you really expect these individuals, who are charging a stage over bets, to be trained UFC fighters or something?
Personally, I've never been in a fight, don't want to, and have…
Introducing DefendForce5 - Fortifying the Frontlines of PGL Major.
🇺🇸 Ryan "freakazoid" Abadir
🇺🇸 Tres "stunna" Saranthus
🇨🇦 Kory "SEMPHIS" Friesen
🇵🇱 Jarosław "pashaBiceps" Jarząbkowski
🇩🇰 Benjamin "blameF" Bremer
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Some of these comments on reddit giving
@Vitality_ALEX
shit for quitting for his own personal reasons is incredible. Gyy literally didnt become lazy and steal a paycheck he said I cant continue giving 100% with this schedule and to find a replacement with proper notice.. respect
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Jeff Benzo is worth 181 billion dollars. Currently the world has 7 billion people, that means if Jeff gave me 1 billion dollars he would still have 180 billion. Wow.
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Over the past five months, I've experienced the passing of my Grandma, Grandpa, my girlfriend's father, and a long-time teammate...
It's been an incredibly tough period. I urge everyone to prioritize regular check-ups and reach out for help if you're facing difficulties.
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Women over here saying men aren't loyal as
@ropzicle
has been on a SINGLE pro team and 1920 for life, ladies what are you waiting for?
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Sorry.
Get a shirt with sleeves. You look like you just walked in off the streets of Muscle Beach ffs. This is IEM Dallas. Show some respect to the players and fans.
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Hairdresser: takes mirror out and shows me back of head
Me: me not even knowing what I'm looking at "marvelous job"
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Apparently everyone hates cbble, ever tried playing b on d2? You can die before you even get to your bombsite...
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I heard some of you were talking about my glasses, I have an eye disease called keratoconus which causes extreme light sensitivity with the bright lights they use here, thankfully
@ESLCS
is letting me wear my glasses or else I get massive headaches.
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238 weight leanest I've been since I bulked to 270, not sure might need to be around 220 to be shredded.
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After 11 years, I've realized that true happiness isn't tied to how I look. Despite praise for my weight loss and muscle gain, it didn't improve my happiness. Remember, your worth isn't defined by your appearance.
As I turn 35 tomorrow, I've endured many challenges and I'm proud…
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New bug that lost us a round at the RMR
@CounterStrike
If you awp window under heaven on Nuke, the T model doesn't render for the CT, but the T can see the CT the entire time regardless of weapon.
@nounsesports
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As a kid I honestly thought quick sand was going to be a much larger issue than it turned out being.
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Battle royal event with all current major banned players, the survivor is unbanned.
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Re-watched the VOD and no mention of our technical issues vs
@FURIA
First gun run
@nosraC_cs
entire game freezes mid gun battle and he dies, I immediately told the admin and he radioed it off. We continue to have him and
@MarkeCSGO
Having random stutters until we decided to…
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Ironic how much hate
@Tesla
gets for how the new truck looks when people willfully wear yeezys in public
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All America final in Europe with jet lag, what a time to be alive.
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You know the community battle between
@PlayVALORANT
and
@CSGO
is getting out of hand so I propose as a gesture of our kindness we give them mirage.
@DonHaci
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I get the sentiment, but knowing him, I don't think he'd want something he didn't earn.
He was a hard worker and wanted to pave his own path, not be gifted the road to success.
Earlier this year a CS player known as Cyn1c unfortunately passed away, some of his former teammates dedicated their Major run to him but fell short which means no stickers
Would be amazing to see
@CounterStrike
do something in his honor with funds to the family or a cause
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You know what CSGO needs? A tier1 showmatch for $$$ where you can't buy grenades.
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Outsiders were by far the most insane team we scrimmed during our European bootcamp, not a surprise they won this major. Never seen my player's die faster, honestly you can't tell you fast they are watching the stream's but playing versus them you can't even react you just die.
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Coaches ruined the integrity of the game by influencing the outcome of a game by essentially wallhacking, ruined bets, took away qualified spots, and stole money from other teams and fans. 5-32 month bans
IBP ruined the integrity of the game by throwing one game = banned forever
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So you're telling me the world created like 8 covid vaccines in 2 days and distributed them to hundreds of millions of people in under a year and were still living with the fps drop bug in cs go?
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Its funny everyone thinks they can just "quit" cs as if that's possible, they'll be back they always are.
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The year is 2030
The International has teams competing for 1 billion dollars
Gaben wins sexiest man of the year
CS:GO devs have fixed the bug where when you minimize the brightness changes randomly, we rejoice.
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Goodbye Grandma, she made it to 100 and got a letter from the Queen before she passed.
Hope you're at peace now ❤️
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Its hilarious, sometimes I hear my girlfriend playing silver / bronze / gold lobbies in valo / cs and the ego's of some of these players is absurd. No offense but if you're bronze you suck regardless of if you're top fragging or not, literally everyone in the server sucks.
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The tactical 0-16 loss on train knowing we had no chance vs sk to have them underestimate us on inferno 1-1
@SKGaming
gg
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How can these battle royal games have a pro scene that's consistent? Literally everything about these games are random
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See
@f0restCS
Clip.
Raise sense to 3.5
Dominate deathmatch
Enter scrim server with ultimate confidence
Proceed to whiff 12 usp bullets on a blind target.
Turn back down sens while a tear rolls down your cheek
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With Valves lack of action on the coach bug we the community will accept an apology in the form of 128 tick match making servers.
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How can anyone honestly enjoy Overwatch when it's just 14 shields and 400 people healing and spamming junkrat grenades it's honestly a joke.
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Unfortunatley for sadokist he wasn't in Chris Brown's body
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For those that can't seem to read.
@valens
WANTS to retire from coaching AFTER the major which is his decision. I'm just tagging along as a trial getting the vibe for the way they run things and to get with the team to make the transition easier if everything works out later.
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Avangar going to win the Major with Jame having 1 death in the finals, fight me.
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Played Valorant and apparently people are talking shit everygame as if they are some sort of legend in a 1 day old game 🤡
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When you've always wanted to awp but your team won't let you.
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@loserbent
You need to be prescribed and monitored by a doctor for this to be safe, taking pharmutical grade products, not Chinese powders created in unsterile conditions Jesus christ... You realize how dangerous this is, right?
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People really surprised
@NBK
is salty after building a team from scratch and getting cut? You really think youd feel differently in his shoes?
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Black door easy, imagine how dominate of a serial killer you could be with all our current forensic knowledge and lack of cameras.
You could also make a lot of money as well, I guess.
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Literally the only redeeming quality Valorant has is rule34 and even then its still 2nd to overwatch...
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Girlfriend and I are going over finances and apparently budgeting $500 for onlyfans isn't an acceptable use of our money...
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Down 30 pounds now... 268 -> 237.4 this morning. Probably stop at 230ish fook this
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One of the most fun squads I played with, I still remember when little
@shroud
said his body had adapted to coke so it was healthy for him 😅
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Honestly that has to be the most depressing loss in the history of CS:GO.
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Did everyone get paid to make Valorant tweets today or what?
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Love all these CSGO fans with the highest of integrity but won't kick a cheater in MM if it's on their team
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If g2 makes changes this would make them the scariest imo
+yekindar
+m0nesy
-jackz
-amanek
Roles would work and no overlap, getting ropz would be weird with niko / hunter both having overlapping roles.
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As much flack as
@Thooorin
gets sometimes from the community you've got to respect his backbone when it comes to integrity.
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Why did everyone in NA stop dming on dust2? Everyone is only in the tarik mirage dm, we have one populated 24 man dallas server while all the mirage ones are popping. Do you all enjoy working on improving your hearing instead of your aim? What's the logic? D2 dm is way better.
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If we want shit talking back in cs im going to need non noise cancelling head sets and tables facing the other teams back thanks
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Won the
@ecsleague
qualifier vs
@MythicRebornGG
2-0 but we all know who the real winner was
@summit1g
with his 90k viewers
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@m0E_tv
bitch move to cheat in a video game and scam your viewers with rigged bets im sorry. NEXT
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If you get dinked by an M4 in dm and then kill them with an AK you gotta count that as a lost duel mentally.
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Excited to dominate the scene with
@Envy
supporting us. For the past 3 years I've been trying to recruit a solid awper and now I have 2. Roles will be
IGL - SEMPHIS
Fragger - SEMPHIS
Support -
@reltuC
Main Awper -
@jdmarzano
2nd Awper -
@Envy_Nifty
Entry Fragger -
@Dronecsgo
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My Province released its covid safe sex guidelines, yes this is officially from the government website 😂
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