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Overthinking everything so you don’t have to

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Joined January 2008
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@selurus
Selurus
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No matter how much the host urges you, the party will not start at the designated time because India does not believe in punctuality.
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RT @sandeep_PT: So Modi has again asked Indians to go Swadeshi. If Modi is himself serious about Swadeshi as a national gamechanger, he sh….
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Happy Friendship Day 🥳🎉
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With school under way I got to sleep late today because it's Sunday, Good morning!.
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Channel all your energies towards the important stuff, the fluff isn't worth the effort.
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RT @PuneetVuneet: Just because the top deck is dancing doesn’t mean the ship isn’t flooding.
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Why do banks hide empty ATMs behind a Technical error message?.
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These are my stats for the last pay period and as you'd expect I haven't received any payment. I really need to stop slacking off and get back on the game. What metric do you think I need to prioritise?
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Phone colours are practically meaningless these days, you're gonna put a case on it anyway.
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The epitome of persistence!.
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Cold just disown one, how difficult is this?.
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Jeez, seems a little drastic.
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The best thing about listening to songs on YouTube is you can search for songs with just about any party of the lyrics and still find it.
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Expecting great movies to win the National awards has always been a dream and will continue to be so.
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RT @greg16676935420: In July I became an expert on Coldplay, Astronomer, tsunamis, earthquakes, jeans, Epstein, and literally everyone in t….
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RT @jastidesigns: Reply and I’ll add your pfp to this piece. Back on it 🤠
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July was a good month, completed 10k steps on 15 days. Let's make August better.
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Chrome is implementing an option to request biometrics before auto filling passwords. This is a much needed security fix and should be rolled out soon and implemented in other browsers too.
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We need to normalise being bored. We're getting addicted to over stimulation.
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You only have to be true to yourself.
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RT @_amitbehere: I don't give a fuck about Cholas, or Mughals, or Marathas. Neither should you. I give a fuck about ethanol blended petr….
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