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in the very likely event that this is what breaks my twitter habit:
masto: selectric
@tacobelllabs
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bsky:
cohost: selectric
dm me for the other shit. my discord is very easy to guess, for example.
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PLEASE hit the translate button
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get you a girl who can do neither. get you a girl who can barely fucking get out of bed and make coffee in the morning. get you a girl who lacks executive function.
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ten years ago today, the entirety of human existence was brutally summed up in a mere four words
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“is a station wagon a technical if it’s carrying a nuclear device”, the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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“slut era”, i say to myself, as i cut one round hole in a pumpkin
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tfw yr joke sticker about a legally questionable intelligence-sharing alliance ends up on some lanyard dipshit's laptop unironically
currently experiencing death of the author, brb
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the thing about the instant pot bankruptcy for me is that, yeah, it’s another private equity firm ruining everything, of course it is. but not only do they own instant pot, they own goddamn pyrex. PYREX! how do you run out of money while literally making pyrex lmao
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given that the new twitter CEO was in charge of various crypto initiatives previously, i believd the only moral course of action is to shitpost and misuse the platform so hard that we enact a tumblr-style loss of market value
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fucking capitalists are some of the few people who still have an information-dense, keyboard-centric computer user interface, sm fuckin' h
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literally i don’t have a caps lock key, my devotion to anti capitalist thought is that strong
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truly, i enjoy how carefully they have to photograph this lovely building so as to not give away the fact that it’s in the parking lot of an ikea
The old
@PirelliUSA
headquarters in New Haven is now the first zero net energy hotel, says architect
@BeckerBruceR
. I say it's the first P Zero hotel.
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2010: hundreds of boys queuing up to see the scott pilgrim movie
2023: hundreds of those same girls waiting for the scott pilgrim anime to hit netflix
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my job satisfaction would be a lot higher if i had to push a variety of backlit, satisfying buttons throughout the day
and i think this applies to most people
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fuck it, who wants to open a 1995-themed restaurant with a dial-up server and a modem at every table
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holy shit, this owns. the voice of the nyc subway is trans. fuck yeah.
If you’ve ever been on the
@NYCTSubway
, you probably recognize
@brwagenblast
's voice. But after coming out as a trans woman last year, she’s been thinking a lot more about how and when she uses it. Get to know Bernie in this week’s episode:
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follow-up question: is a nuclear device a flameless ration heater (see picture 2)
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@robjohnson
my dude, they’re not “mimicking the core twitter experience”, 3rd party clients are fixing your garbage fire of a 1st party client. if they were mimicking the “core twitter experience”, nobody would be using them.
#BreakingMyTwitter
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i’m not out here asking for ideological purity, but the least i can expect of a browser that claims to be the last champion of anti-monopoly and privacy is to not collaborate with the fucking enemy
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“very cool, very legal”
and unfortunately, “bad food restaurant” is a genuinely useful way to describe somewhere between 10% to 30% of a given neighbourhood’s businesses and it has changed my personal lexicon forever
how many trump isms do you use in daily life?
for me:
Many such cases
Very very disrespectful
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polycule man, polycule man
crypto finance polycule man
does a ponzi, runs out of cash
polycule man
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TSA: <waves me through without delay>
Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in airport security, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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if we’re going to suffer corporate pride, the least apple can do is bring back the Good Logo. you know the one.
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this is why i pirate some other country’s olympic broadcasts. nbc keeps trying to turn it into a soap opera when it’s already one of the most interesting shows possible on its own
During the Olympics, NBCUniversal plans to deploy five heart-rate monitors among the parents of athletes. The results will be shown onscreen as moms and dads watch their kids compete — something that test audiences have loved.
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“smells like naval diplomacy” honestly feels more like a scent you’d make to attract an extremely specific kind of trans girl
I simply do not understand the marketing logic of men’s grooming products
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god fucking damn, people think that “goon” is just the porn thing nowadays and not a slur for people who paid $10 for somethingawful, don’t they
all these moments lost, like tears in rain
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without a doubt, the best van in the world.
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say what you will about his health, but i wasn’t worried about him being dead until this exact tweet
Kamala Harris says Biden ‘very much alive and running for re-election’
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why does disneyland have a ride that’s just like traffic on the 101, anyway
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whenever dell is publicly listed their laptops get worse, and when they're private they get better
anyway, they went public in late 2018 and now the new XPS doesn't have an F-row or a discernable trackpad in any way?
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never gets old. do you think talking to myself in the mirror counts, or do i need to go hire a dominatrix and have her put on a 2600 magazine t-shirt to give me the usual lecture
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bad and naughty packages get put on the Pallet Wiggler
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our goal must be to post in such a way that every motherfucker who has ever invested money into twitter is embarrassed to have done so.
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i often speak of my days as a devoted tumblr user derogatorily, because i am capable of self-reflection—but we had the right idea over there, to post so hard and so bizarrely that verizon ended up ditching it for a literal fraction of what yahoo paid for it originally
BREAKING: Elon Musk has taken a 9.2% passive stake in Twitter, Bloomberg News reports
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@RaxKingIsDead
once in college i made a psychoactive shepherds pie, which wasn’t even close to the worst idea i had in college
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to be honest i wish there was as much energy being devoted to building a viable discord alternative as there has been towards building a viable twitter alternative
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cannot say the word “alameda” without thinking of nuclear vessels
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little mr. doesn't post the salary range and lists a job as remote even when it isn't
little miss gives up on a job application if it requires a cover letter
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motherfuckers. craven motherfuckers, assholes, spineless cowards and traitors to humanity. useless sacks of shit in robes. completely irredeemable. death and damnation to every goddamn soul who's contributed to it all reaching this point.
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is that a fucking submarine conversation pit, fuck me
French interior architecture 🔝
SSBN Le Redoutable Class 1970s
@MarineNationale
@premar_ceclant
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they sell the thing you cook the food in, they sell the thing you probably store the leftovers in. goddamn, private equity firms are just the worst
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everyone knows meg whitman from her notable failures at quibi, but real heads remember meg whitman from her notable failures at hewlett-packard/HPE
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it's Large Boulder The Size Of A Small Boulder Day
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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got so distracted keeping up with dril in ikea just now that i inadvertently made it all the way to my car before noticing that i only bought three legs for this desk
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so hey, did the feds actually buy enough tests to send every* house* 4 tests, or is this going to be like every class action lawsuit and we end up getting one test each and a coupon for a free red bull
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by my reckoning, somewhere around 70% to 80% of the conveniences we take for granted could still be achieved without networked integrated circuits and i firmly believe that as a society we should work towards removing them whenever possible
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[yes, i know it’s not borosilicate anymore. i keep my eye out whenever i’m at a thrift shop too, i assure you.]
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a film camera is just a fidget toy with expensive consumables
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@BreadIoaf_
@danidonovan
(tbh i absolutely also use them as Sidebar/Digression indicators [which does mean you can nest them if yr digression has a digression of its own])
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okay fine there were two good april fools posts this year. both of them were train-related, shockingly.
Introducing the Amtrak Emotional Baggage car.
Tag a friend who needs a lift—we can handle it.
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for all the progressive platitudes they like to occasionally throw around, VCs are deeply conservative and you can tell because they act exactly like any conservative does when they're winning: they're mad about winning but not getting complete submission/fealty
it was good and right that SVB made depositors whole, but the way VCs talk about it makes it clear that not only do they want to be bailed out, they want the world to be grateful for it. they got everything they wanted and they're still spitting mad.
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@atomicthumbs
the hardest problem in research is convincing labs to pay for storage that doesn’t suck
the second hardest problem in research is convincing them to use it properly after they’ve bought it
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are they gonna paint a little balloon on the side of that F-22, i think it’s earned that
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will you people stop reinventing the same binary in disguise every goddamn week on this app, and also thinkpad bottom. we exist, damn it
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the only other major organisation making poor decisions that will alienate their base this quickly is the democratic party
Netflix will stop green-lighting “expensive vanity projects” such as ‘The Irishman’.
“This tendency to do anything to attract talent and giving them carte blanche is going away,” says one source.
(Source: )
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what, i can’t tell the fucking british embassy in boston to fuck off with their coronation bullshit? i thought this was america.
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yeah you might have a different view of this shit if you've had to help boomer-aged relatives move their entire vast collection of fiestaware (no, none of it is the radioactive stuff) out of a storage unit into their fucking hoard of a garage
This is going to be a sad story for so many families. People are saving mahogany dining sets, breakfronts full of exquisite glasses and plates, and whole sets of silverware for their children who do not want, need, or have a place to put them.
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everything is stupid and the world sucks but at least i can spend the morning relishing how bad the trump NFTs look, and also the phrase “very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting”
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@16kbps
no, it's pretty good. the best stories are fundamentally about Types of Guys and greentext lends itself to that perfectly
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“muji” is japanese for “mids loud”
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guess they're going to have to vote again
#BREAKING
: Black smoke coming from the Burger King inside MCO (Orlando International Airport), firefighters are on scene.
#BreakingNews
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and when the DC releases white smoke, we know the cluster has reached quorum
🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: MASSIVE FIRE AT DATA CENTER IN VIRGINIA
Emergency teams are battling a major fire at a warehouse data center in Sterling, Virginia - mere miles from Washington DC / Dulles Airport.
The fire, likely started by a ruptured gas line, has produced extensive black
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never trust how you feel about yrself after 10pm or, frankly, the first three months of he year
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we don’t talk enough about the “loved lego as a kid” to “loves assembling ikea” to “assembles fancy lego on an ikea table” pipeline
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i started hormones two years ago today. what the fuck lmao
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forgive me being sentimental on main: approx. 5 years ago, i was on the fence about transitioning. sat on this very rock, at a scenic overlook on mulholland drive, i decided that i wanted to live. whatever that looked like, whatever that involved.
i’m glad i could make it back.
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lmfao bolsonaro's in hospital at the fuckin' disney planned community next to the parks
suddenly, i love this timeline
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