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Informing people of who’s playing secret slots and where when I hear about them. DMs are open for any *tips*. Please don't DM questions as we might miss info!

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5 years
Chris Martin is currently outside the Cure's dressing room who have turned the light off and are pretending to be out.
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10 months
Dave Grohl being removed from the pyramid stage during Elton John's set
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11 months
I've collated all the helpful DMs in regards to Eltons special guests, think he might need to break curfew
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2 years
Christopher was due to arrive at Glastonbury on Weds and he's still not turned up. This is really out of character for him and we're worried. If anyone sees him please let us know X
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2 years
Anyone in the lower half of the Pyramid field in a camping chair and picnic blanket taking up loads of room is a tory - Confirmed
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@secretglasto
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11 months
Thanks for coming on this ride Glastonbury. We couldn’t do it without your goodwill. Signing off for the year with a final tip: Emily Eavis will be playing a medley of songs at Gate A from 8am, including “thank you for the music,” “pack up your tent,” and “take your shit home.”
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11 months
We’ve got another confession to make, you’d certainly be FOOlish to miss The Churnups
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2 years
That’s us signing off for another year. Hope you all managed to catch a secret or two, and you all had an amazing festival! Safe journey home and see you next year x
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3 years
Joey B @ White House (To be confirmed)
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11 months
Chris Martin is currently doing a steward shift @ Gate A #oxfam
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5 years
Chris Martin when he finds out someone he vaguely knows is playing the Pyramid stage..
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2 years
*Testing*
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4 years
Here's a secret for you. If everyone who didn't vote cast their ballots together, they would be the largest voting block in the country. Get out there on Thursday and kick the Tories out.
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2 years
Greta Thunberg @ Pyramid Stage 5.15pm - Confirmed. Unclear if live show or dj set.
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11 months
We got a DM earlier with four names as Elton’s guests in a combination no-one else was suggesting. They’re 2 from 2 so far. That means we’re expecting the remaining 2 guests to be… Rebekah Vardy! But no, seriously: Rina Sawayama and Brandon Flowers 🌺
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11 months
Hello..
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3 years
Daft Punk @ The Rabbit Hole 26.6.2022 CANCELLED
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11 months
Will you lot please stop asking if the Churnups are fucking Pulp now?!
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11 months
As many of you saw, Paul McCartney was in attendance at The Pretenders gig on the Park. We’re hearing he may be guesting with Guns ‘n’ Roses later for a rendition of Live and Let Die.
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1 year
Due to unforeseen circumstances Mr Schofield will no longer be appearing at the Kidzfield. Sorry for any disappointment this may cause.
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11 months
Fred Again.. has self confirmed his midnight b2b with the Blessed Madonna. We had been holding off on sharing this to try and avoid a crowd situation but it appears that was pointless. We’re hearing the Temple is already full.
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11 months
Very busy at the Pyramid. Word is stewards and security are expecting a Stones sized crowd and are going to institute a one way system. Please respect staff and listen to their instructions - they’re doing it to keep you safe.
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11 months
It's time! Welcome to Glastonbury 2023.
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7 years
We're signing off for a few years now. Hope you all had an amazing festival, caught a secret, and have a safe journey home. See you in 2019!
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2 years
To ease congestion from Williams Green, I'll be playing Daft Punk tunes in my car 8-9pm, orange car park (capacity 4 or 5, Red Ford)
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7 years
Final test tweet before the fun starts... Anyone a tiny bit excited?
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5 years
Not a secret, but Michael and Emily and the team genuinely make this festival better every year. We love you.
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2 years
I think I might need a new washing machine
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11 months
The Pretenders @ The Park, Saturday, 7.45pm - Confirmed! Special guests too 👀
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2 years
Mel C performing spice girls tunes @ Other stage with Blossoms - Confirmed. (not even a wind up 😂)
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7 years
There will be a secret Oasis set at Glasto.Please head to your local polling station for a guaranteed entry wristband.RT and tell yer mates
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11 months
Out of office - 100% Confirmed.
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11 months
New leader in the “most deranged tip we’ve received in our inbox” contest. Prince Harry to guest on Candle in the wind 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
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11 months
The Friday TBC slot on Woodsies is those charming men, Blossoms and Rick Astley.
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5 years
Frank Turner has turned up at my tent wanting to do a secret set.
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11 months
This time next week 🤩
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2 years
Oh and please make sure you take all your shit home with you. Love the farm, leave no trace x
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5 years
That’s us signing off for now. Hope you all had a wonderful festival and managed to catch a surprise or two. Safe journey home x
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2 years
Michael Eavis, The Gates, 08:00 Wednesday, 22nd June THIS YEAR (For realsies this time!)
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11 months
Churnups set to be confirmed shortly by the festival. Keep your eye on Glasto socials. Who will they be? FOOd for thought.
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5 years
Rumour has it registering to vote and encouraging your pals will massively increase your chances of a ticket next month.
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11 months
Secret Glasto rates Billy No Mates. If you don’t, keep your opinions to yourself and don’t be a cunt.
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Billy Bragg
11 months
Solidarity from everyone at Left Field with Billy No Mates who was so badly abused online after her @glastonbury set was posted on @BBC6Music that she asked them to take the clip down. She played a set for us last year and was brilliant. You’ll always have place here Tor
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5 years
Look out for somthing in the post(er) in the morning 😀
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11 months
You're Friday night headliner will bring bangin tunes and DJ sets x
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11 months
We're trusting @richwoodywood isn't pulling a fast one with a photo from previous years, but it appears he's spotted a certain D Grohl in the vicinity of some musical instruments and the Pyramid stage.
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11 months
Look who is currently back stage setting up..
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4 years
Look after each other and your own mental and physical health. We'll be back x
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11 months
If you're in the pyramid field, don't take up too much and look after each other. Fairly sure I don't need to tell this to people who follow us tho ❤️
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7 years
To all you clever clogs who got the first reference, we can now confirm the Killers at 17:30 in John Peel! Get there soon, will be rammed!
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11 months
As per David Furnish’s interview with Sky News, we understand Elton John intends to bring out 4 guests. We are confident one will be Dua Lipa. We’ve heard a variety of other names but most of the evidence for those appears circumstantial at this stage.
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2 years
The special guest playing the Park Stage at 18:15 is Jack White
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4 years
21:30 Metallica, iPlayer
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5 years
Lots of people asking about the 18:15 slot in The Park. We have some info, but want to check our source isn’t horsing around before announcing
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1 year
Emergency Alert - 59 days until gates open.
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11 months
Tonight Fatboy Slim Levels 0000-0130
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2 years
I think if Bastille had the nuclear codes and had to keep them secret, we'd all be dead. #CND
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11 months
To reiterate, the Woodsies tba today is Rick Astley and Blossoms playing The Smiths.
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5 years
We can also confirm that Pale Waves will play Williams Green tonight 20:30-21:10
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5 years
Final test before the fun begins....... One more day to go!
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2 years
Anyone got a spare Bluetooth speaker? I can play a few Green Day tunes at the Stone Circle later. They seem to be in demand!
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7 years
To all those asking, yes we will be tweeting updates regarding this years festival
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11 months
Hozier is the Woodsies slot tonight, Blossoms/Astley tomorrow. Sorry for the mix up! Either way, those are the two Woodsies TBCs.
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11 months
We’re hearing Pulp are currently playing an acoustic set on the roof of No Bones Jones.
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2 years
Is it too early to call Shotgun?
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2 years
IDLES are playing their first album Brutalism in full, in a secret gig at the BBC Introducing tent at 12:30 today
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11 months
As per our tweet on Tuesday the 1945 TBC slot on the Park is The Pretenders. We are fairly sure Johnny Marr will be with them and have heard whispers of a certain Mr Grohl also making an appearance.
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2 years
Shorts Weather - 100% confirmed
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7 years
A lot of questions being asked about the John Peel TBA slot at 17:30 today. Somebody told me who it is, but we are trying to verify....
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5 years
Oh and please please please remember to take ALL your shit home. Love the farm, leave no trace x
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1 year
Good luck everyone! Let’s hope we are all sharing a secret or two in a field in Somerset in June next year 🤞
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5 years
Good morning Glastonbury. Special guests opening the Park Stage at 11:30 is Vampire Weekend
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11 months
The 1.15am TBA slot on the Truth stage tonight is Basement Jaxx.
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7 years
Morning!
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5 years
We're not going to Grass up the special guest at the Pilton Party, but we're pretty sure they'll be Super.
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11 months
Lovely secret set from The Clouds here, hopefully they don't split up.
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2 years
Did your Glastonbury ticket even arrive if you didn't do a little jig when shutting the door to the postie?
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4 years
Indie rockers 'Social distancing' @ Williams Green 9pm TBC. Lots of hype for these.
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6 years
just awoken from a golden slumber, did I miss anything today?
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5 years
Unconfirmed reports that i'll be drinking all my Glastonbury supplies tonight watching old videos from the farm.
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2 years
As already confirmed by the man himself, Loyle Carner is doing a secret set at The Rabbit Hole at 1am. This will be busy, so please arrive early.
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11 months
Fred Again.. b2b Blessed Madonna The Temple Midnight
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7 years
Final, final test tweet before the secrets come out! Hope you're all enjoying the sunshine!
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5 years
Order, order, orderrrr! The Glastonbury poster will be heard.
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2 years
Bastille are the special guests tonight at Williams Green. It’s already very busy so please don’t make the journey if you’re not already there
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2 years
As just confirmed by himself, George Ezra is the special guest in the John Peel tent at 2pm
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11 months
If you look to the sky you'll see mik artistik doing a secret set in a hot air balloon.
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7 years
I wonder what we'll all be doing in exactly 7 days time......
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11 months
The Greenpeace TBC slot is Fatboy Slim. Preceded by Beans on Toast. Glastonbury institutions both.
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4 years
Paul Mccartney on French radio about Glastonbury '"Ça va prendre beaucoup de temps pour m'éloigner de toi. Il n'y a rien qu'une centaine d'hommes ou plus puisse faire. Je bénis les pluies en Afrique. Je vais prendre le temps de faire les choses que nous n'avons jamais eues"
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5 years
We’ve checked out our source and confirm that the 18:15 slot at the Park will be Foals!
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11 months
Any small venues want to play some Pulp tunes? Closest to the real thing we're getting I'm afraid. We can dance/cry together 😭
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11 months
Around half an hour to wait at Woodsies before we find out what the “CMAT BRITNEY SPEARS” stickers which have been appearing in the long drops mean.
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11 months
trying to enjoy the secret set when you're favourite band doesn't show up
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5 years
Just been officially announced, but a lot of people have been asking so David Attenborough will be on the Pyramid stage at 14:45
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5 years
Lewis Capaldi is playing the BBC Introducing tent at 13:30
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5 years
For those stuck for a Friday night headliner William's Green will be showing Love Island due to popular demand..
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2 years
No info to suggest Harry Styles is playing this weekend, hopefully he's on the bill next year (purely to stop the question being asked 🤣)
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8 years
secret radiohead set, jump into nearest long drop to be led to the promised land..
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2 years
Reef to headline the Avalon stage on Friday, The Damned have cancelled.
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2 years
JW now starting 15 mins earlier at 6 pm. Not even a seven nation army could hold him back.
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2 years
Beans on Toast is performing an unannounced set right now on The Bandstand
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