@ThatEricAlper “Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac A little voice inside my head said Don't look back, you can never look back”

Saying this now in March, if the Texas QB was named Archie DeGuardia, he would not be a Heisman favorite

Hey @SECNetwork - absolutely love the way you adapt the set when @PatricYoung4 is on the air and make it a conversation between hoops fans. @TheRonSlay and @PeterBurnsESPN are the best at chatting SEC hoops at eye level.

Is it rude if a telemarketer replies to me w/ “Suck my d*%, sir”? These Medicaid sales reps don’t seem to have the patience needed for calling ppl on a triple Robo-Dialer. Just because I told him left testicle was smaller than the right should not disqualify me from coverage

If you cut out 1,000 calories a day between now and March Madness, you'll be able to consume 22,000 calories worth of beer and chicken on the first Thursday of March Madness. "Confidence comes from being prepared." - John Wooden

Watching this on repeat for the next 12 hours 🇺🇸

When you are at peace, you don't pick fights, create drama, or worry about what others think of you.

Cc: @SouthwestAir Read This 👆🏻

Sometimes you just need to be patient and let the system work out the kinks. I’ll be that loyal passenger, waiting for it all to be okay. https://t.co/j2UGPBGgTh

Some dude in Germany or Austria years ago, Adolf: “Hey Charlie - let’s jump on these boards and race down to the pub” Charlie: “Shut up, Adolf. You’re drunk. If you raced down this mountain, face first, on a board, you’d be a skeleton.” Adolf: “last one down buys drinks”

Hate it when you’re excited to watch a game and the earlier game runs long. Hurry up NCSU & Louisville. Bring on Arizona @ Kansas

Stop Chasing Perfect Strategy | Build This Instead https://t.co/FTRxKrYDFV via @YouTube

GATORS MAKE A STATEMENT IN GAINESVILLE 😤 No. 19 Florida dominates No. 23 Alabama at home 🏠

Impressive effort by @GatorsMBK #Gators

Imagine what you could buy with all the money you’ve spent on lottery tickets that didn’t win? 🤔

This exhibition by @JustinRose99 is fun to watch. Always cool seeing the nice guys play well. Always the epitome of class. Food luck tomorrow, Rosey

Excited to have been a recent guest on the ICONS of Real Estate Podcast with @robertkennedy3 Give it a listen if you have time https://t.co/Vle7YlLrub

Hey @Sincerely - getting ready to deliver a keynote presentation. I’ll be spotlighting your #Postagram app to the attendees at our @coldwellbanker Southern Arizona rally in Tucson. Expect for a pump in app downloads and usage. #LiveWellWithColdwell

Always a fun event. Looking forward to heading back to OKC

If Indiana can win a national championship, so can (insert your favorite team here). We've just seen the craziest, most fanciful hope become reality. This is a different era, man.

Gives all Glory to God…then follows that with “let’s fucking go!!!” Love these kids