Jack Salmon
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@BWay124
@todayyearsoldig
Two people find a knife on the road. One uses it to whittle some wood and make things to sell. The other uses it to rob someone. It's all how you imagine your future.
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@NoContextHumans
It really is a metaphor for the mindset of people today.
"You're going to have to do what I say."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Because I'm right." 😄
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@GeauxRaja
@shannonsharpeee
I can see him getting out of the water and panting saying, "Hold on...give me a second" 😄
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@anammostarac
Let's see:
- no guns
- censorship
- propaganda
- monitored money
Australia has been conquered 🫡
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@ClownWorld_
Here's the evolution of female's over time:
Stage 1: Why do guys keep looking at me? 😠
Stage 2: Why won't guys look at me anymore? 😢
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@PearlteaRizzy
I mean, it's a fantasy. You just go with it. For example, you could say, "The amount of webs that he uses, he would need to wear a 20 gallon tank on his back" but where's the fun in that? It's a comic
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
Could you imagine if people saw this in the Middle Ages? There would be a shrine around it.
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@LoFiRepublican
There are 5 people. How difficult is it to arrest them?
Why do 5 people get to decide the fate of thousands of others? 🤷♂️
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@randomultimate2
@stillgray
Just get rid of it. I mean could you imagine going to the dentist and they say, "So...how much are you tipping me today?" 😂
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@Uncommonsince76
@WarClandestine
We kept telling them: "We won't touch Ukraine," knowing that piece of land was a buffer zone.
If Putin formed a NATO type government and accepted Mexico as a member and put military equipment on our border, we'd lose our minds.
Diplomacy is about understanding the other side.
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@DelusionPosting
Lol, tell me you slept through history class without telling me you slept through history class 😆
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@lporiginalg
Rich people can break the rules because they have lawyers
Poor people can break the law because they have nothing to lose
The rest of us are bound by rules
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@empathyhaver
Boxes every show must tick now:
- Women are stronger than men
- You're a racist
- Someone is gay
- Interracial couples
(and then just fill in the rest with a plot which comes secondary to all of these things)
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@FightHaven
When I hear made up words like "unalive" I think people are afraid to confront reality. Same thing with "died by suicide". Words like "dead" and "killed" are scary, but they're part of life and you must confront that at some point if you want to grow.
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@Pirat_Nation
1. Bloated budgets - jobs given to unnecessary people
2. Too much of a focus of graphics and game scale - a game does not have to have a super gigantic world in order to be fun. Most people just like a good story and fun gameplay. Pixel count can be an afterthought is games are
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@WillieDMack1
McVeigh was upset about Ruby Ridge and Waco and became radicalized.
That's pretty much the story on this one.
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@Bubblebathgirl
@katestarbird
Andy Rooney, "You know what I can't stand? People who think they know better than us and try to pick and choose what information they think we should have access to..."
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@ClownWorld_
Show up at her work and tell her you are her boss. 😄
"No you're not!"
"If I say I'm your boss, I'm your boss. It's not a tough concept."
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@EndymionYT
Disney: "I know everyone wants Blade to fight vampires, but we have to think about our target audience..."
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@ClownWorld_
This is why tipping is a flawed concept. Imagine if I asked you to fix my car and you said, "Okay, I'll fix it for $200" but then you expected me to pay you $300, but it was never spoken, never in a contract?
Just get rid of tips altogether. Charge one price.
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@Rainmaker1973
Japan is the best. The politeness and respect are enviable. I long to return to a polite society instead of this era of American crudeness and selfishness we're currently in. 😕
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@WallStreetSilv
I think sometimes people don't want to be rude, but if some guy is skulking around your daughter like that, better to be rude than to have something bad happen 😬
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@crazyclipsonly
You have to give the security guard props for the effortless footwork though
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@fasc1nate
I watched a documentary about this. This was their 13th attempt. They realized that the heat and pressure were so extreme that they needed something which could withstand the elements. This one didn't last long, but they finally got their photos.
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@wilderpatriot
This is the perfect analogy for today's thinking: "I don't have to fit in with the world, it must cater to me"
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@DelusionPosting
Lol, "I love all people...except Russian citizens on vacation. They definitely deserve to die."
What a hypocrite 😄
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@Morbidful
Nobody can get away with murder anymore. Why?:
1. Your phone - it tracks your location all the time. Even if it suddenly was turned off the night of the murder, it would be pretty suspicious
2. Internet - They can track your searches for years
3. Cameras - There are cameras on
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@therealmrfizz
@amuse
I think America sometimes has an arrogance of saying, "Our culture is right, yours is wrong" and we try to force change on those countries (ex. Muslim women shouldn't wear a veil)
From my experience, the way to get someone to change is to lead by example. Forcing your ways on
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@FightHaven
Congratulations China. You win! The current generation in America won't know what hit them when you become their leaders. 😂
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@not__vee
People need to realize that it's a fantasy.
For example, if I fantasize about winning the lottery, I'm not going to be driving a Kia in that fantasy.
But that's what DEI is. DEI is the Kia.
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@JayAreLucky
@LoFiRepublican
Ummm, you do not have the right to block traffic.
There is legal protest and illegal protest. You can do either, but one is supposed to get you arrested... unless you live in a socialist h3llhole like San Fran
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@historyinmemes
There were a number of discoveries by different people. The main clue that was right under their noses was a folio from a Spanish monk who asked a Mayan to write the letters of the alphabet for him, which to the monk meant A, B, C, D...
So he said, "Write ah, beh, ceh, deh, eh,
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@reddit_lies
I'd be like, "And then you're going to watch Terminator with me, and there's things we're going to need to talk about too."
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@pearlythingz
Lesbians telling gullible straight girls, "No, it a sensual eating experience." 😄
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@MINHTRIDOAN86
@PicturesFoIder
Just bees. People act like they've never been on a picnic before 😄
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@ZOrtiz99
@Alphafox78
Some cultures used to make them stay in a hut alone until their period was over. Now I understand why
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@libsoftiktok
@LancasterCSD
Imagine if every time you said the sky was blue, someone would slap you and tell you the sky is red. Eventually most people would just start agreeing with it. 🤷♂️
It's classic conditioning.
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@WallStreetSilv
I remember talking with some people from Mexico City when they came to the States. They said it's crazy seeing all the houses on the street in a subdivision with no iron bars in front of them. They said in their country, everything needs to be walled off. Big gates and guards
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@lporiginalg
Did you ever change the battery and as soon as you get off the ladder, it has one final chirp that makes you stop putting the ladder away for a second 😄
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@Figensport
Community Notes: This was just a lion who said, "Honey, I think you are getting overly emotional."
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@stillgray
I could have this wrong, but in the US the bills say "This note is legal tender for all debts public and private" meaning they must accept it as payment.
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@GirlOnFire3030
@EndWokeness
Meanwhile in Rome...It's funny (but not funny) how people get their history from TV shows today. And they'll declare it as fact 😬
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@AnthonyCumia
If you've ever read 1984, the state is supposedly embroiled in an endless war that the citizens never see, but which keeps them in line. 😉
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@iamyesyouareno
Asian cultures value the collective of their society. American culture values the individual.
In an Asian culture you would never be rude, play your phone out loud in a public space, throw your trash on the floor, etc.
At one time, you would not do this in America, but times
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@barstoolsports
He lost me when he added club soda. It's an easy drink to make: sugar cube, bitters, whiskey, orange twist. Once you add club soda it becomes a different drink, like a whiskey soda.
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@RealKhalilU
Gyms? What about nice restaurants, the airport, church, job interviews, work, etc. etc. 😂
Why the need for workout clothes everywhere? The whole USA looks like they just rolled out of bed.
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@stillgray
Women 🙄
The man - if he truly was a man - should've stepped in and said, "Shut up honey," and then given the girl some money instead of listening to this headache...which I couldn't listen to for more that five seconds 😄
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