Kale Chip ๐ฉต๐
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๐ she/they | Artist and profreshional squid brainrot haver | Art rt/side account @seafoodchipart !
Joined May 2019
๐.o/ Hello! Iโm Kale chip and I like the gay cephalopod game a normal amount.I post a mix of things here so Iโve got an art rt account as well @seafoodchipart! ๐. I still plan to post here but I likely wonโt be as active as before. You can find me elsewhere on the sites below!
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its so fucking funny to me they put This at the very end of the tomodachi life trailer teasing gay romance options like its a smash character
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Imagine being an inkling failing history class because you couldnโt identify the whip and nae nae correctly.
It appears some Inklings and Octolings source their #Splatoon3 dance moves from ancient history books.
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Alarming update from Grizzco!."There's a report that 3 King Salmonids are approaching the shore together. Weโve named them the "Triumvirate" and are continuing to investigate. Their arrival is estimated to coincide with the BIG Big Run timing. Please use caution."
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LETS GOOO
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Love canโt lose bc imagine how great itโd be to see this posted on an official Splatoon account
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This is just how my brain works whenever someone says a word that has a tie to my interests.
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FIRST NON MARIO MAKER INSTANCE OF AN IDOL SWIM FORM ๐จ๐จ๐จ
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The results dialogue if Shiver wins their 4th consecutive splatfest
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I just spent like 30 fucking minutes looking for little buddy and heโs at the TOP OF INKOPOLIS TOWER.Literally only visible with the camera from atop that one climbable lamppost plus doing the double tap home button zoom-in, these screenshots are too crusty to do him justice
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DOUBLE DIGITS
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Iโm assuming this translation isnโt 100% accurate but itโs really funny to imagine Pearlโs tiny ass crammed in there piloting the drone
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I felt inspired
This is how the splatcast for the next splatfest is gonna open.
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Can I just say itโs so fucking cool to see band characters that only existed in like 1 or 2 pieces of art ever actually making it into the game and having notable roles it makes me so happy
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People who trash splatoonโs weirder music will not survive the winter.
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Images taken seconds before disaster
I know everyoneโs suffering cause they got muscle memory to having a Pearl drone- but imagine how Pearl feels. SHE WAS THE DRONE.
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homophobic splatoon fans never fail to amaze me like have u Seen the game youโre playing.
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This post has done irreversible damage to me and my friendsโ vcs during salmon run.
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The squid sisters will be executed in 6 months.
As of early April 2024, online play and other functionality that uses online communication will end service for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U software. Thank you very much for your continued support of our products. Find out more:
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Due to health issues, I'm now 25 feet tall.
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Wait oh my god shiverโs both team money and team wizard.
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Nintendo please give us the splat 3 song names I canโt call them splatfest track 2 unnamed c side song and bing bing forever.
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This is how the splatcast for the next splatfest is gonna open.
was looking through old nintendo directs for something else and came across the most threatening game announcement I've ever heard
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If frye loses the next fest theyโre gonna rework the point system for the fourth time and give frye a mario party handicap star
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How do they expect us to take pearl seriously in side order when she looks like this
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Seeing people hating on idols especially big man because of splatfest is so funny it reminds me of this post
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The best splat merch on its way to never leave jp for the rest of the world to get stuff like this
[ๆฐๅๅ]ไธ็ทใซใใคใใใใชใคใซ๏ผใSALMON RUN Splatoon 3ใใทใชใผใบใฎใชใชใธใใซใฐใใบใๆฐ็ปๅ ดใงใใๆฌๆฅใใ #NintendoTOKYO/OSAKA/KYOTO ใจ #ใใคใใณใใณใใผในใใข ใง่ฒฉๅฃฒในใฟใผใ๏ผ #ในใใฉใใฅใผใณ3.
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Shiver wins the fest and we get big betrayal 2 in which frye and big man sing about kicking shiver out of the polycule.
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Love losing would make us unable to say love wins which therefore would make this splatfest homophobic.
SRL here with big news, a new Splatfest approaches!. This time the question is:. Whatโs most important in life?.Money, fame, or love?. The Splatfest begins 8/11 at 5pm PT through 8/13 at 5pm PT!
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I personally wasnโt big on the idea of male idols but this is honestly the best possible outcome I fucking love this guy
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hi
saw this drawing on my timeline and knew i had to do it
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I love this stageโs triumvirate spawn animation they look like theyโre gonna perform for us :)
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Tune in at 2 p.m. PST tomorrow, Feb. 8, for a #NintendoDirect livestream featuring roughly 40 minutes of information mostly focused on #NintendoSwitch games launching in the first half of 2023. Watch it live here:
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I hope we get all new bosses in side order BUT I also hope the octostomp returns in some form, itโs been in every campaign so far itโs a gag at this point
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โYou will not expect a BotW2 trailer at the game awards tomorrowโ
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WAIT WHY AM I AN INKTOLING LMAOO.
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โItโs not splatoonโ good times.
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LETS GO OFF THE HOOK NATION TEAM PRESENT WON !!!!!!!!!!
ใFrosty Festใใฎๅฏพๆฑบใใใใฃใฆใใใใใฎใฏ๏ผ ใใซใ vs ใใใใง vs ใใใใใฎใใใฎ็ตๆใฏใ175ๅฏพ210ๅฏพ485ใงใใใใใใฎใใใผใ ใฎๅๅฉใซ็ตใใฃใใ.ใใใใใใฎใใใผใ ใฎใฟใชใใใใใใงใจใ๏ผ.ๅๅ ใใใๆนใฏใในใผใใผใตใถใจใๅฟใใใซใๅใๅใใใใ ใใใใ.๏ผในใใฉใใฅใผใณ3
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That time I ratioed nintendo on a post about dabbing
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SRL Outcomes Team reporting the results of the special Frosty Fest! Our big winners are Team Solo with a 57 point sweep!. Thanks to all three teams, and don't forget that everyone who participated gets Super Sea Snails. Be sure to pick yours up! #Splatoon3
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. off the hook period cramps
since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art?.
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Seeing speculation that Pearl will be the โmainโ guide in side order has me hoping itโll open up like this
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โI wish big run was unfun and suckedโ.Undertow low tide:
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I was born in the wrong generation ๐ญ music really peaked in the 13080s
Tweet like Splatoon is real.
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growing up.man I spent.hours of my life.stomping. ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ข๐ด.
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