Hi, ER Doc here. RT if you’ve ever done CPR on someone and they survived. Trying to prove something.

I won't be posting on X or whatever while it is in its current state. I'm over on Threads now.

You can unfollow us if you want, but it won’t stop us from showing off all of President Biden’s Wins. We’re dedicating this page to re-electing President Biden. Retweet and follow if you’re in.

Bystanders must act quickly when a victim needs CPR. When oxygen is suddenly cut off from the brain due to stroke or other serious conditions, every minute counts. 👏❤️ Learn how to save a life: https://t.co/6PRnnlpUhN #CPR #FirstAid #CPRSavesLives #CardiacArrest

Why do I keep getting new followers? I'm not very interesting, and they all seem like bots or thirst traps.

I keep clicking that X on the top of my Twitter screen, but it doesn't close.

Are Republicans already laying the groundwork for a massive 2024 social media campaign of lies and disinformation? Are they trying to block America from doing anything about it in advance? If so, what can we do? https://t.co/38hsbDrE92

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#BABYON5 folks! RETWEET! SPREAD THE WORD! Tomorrow, 6/15, Warner Bros. Animation and WB Home Ent. will release all the information about the coming #B5AnimatedMovie including release date, rating, extras, how to get it and THE FULL LENGTH TRAILER 👀👀! Here's a sneak peek....

It is time for mathematicians to state that implicit adjacency multiplication takes precedence over explicit multiplication and division operators. I'm tired of arguing over 12/4(2+1). Let it equal 1. Let 3/5a be what it looks like, instead of (3a)/5.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Finally, the supermarket gets a cart for people who have trouble reaching the top shelf.

Congress is trying to install an update, but it keeps failing and restarting.

What would it take for @NASA to arrange for one of the ISS astronauts to perform the Wednesday Dance in space?

My knee surgery holes were not complete without the help of a marker.

Almost as predicted.

What is the minimum number of neurons needed to realize that it is a collection of neurons?

It feels illegal to know about these 16 websites:

You can all rest easy. I'm not leaving Twitter.

If you think that $20 for a blue checkmark is the end of it, you're fooling yourselves. @elonmusk is going to sell different colors at different prices. Gold spinny checkmark, anyone?