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Joined May 2020
Naming and shaming Nazis but make it the opening credits of an early 2000s reality show by the hilarious @scoutboxall E-mail us with tip-offs thewhiterosesociety@protonmail.com
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save a racehorse, ride an inner north politics and philosophy graduate
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why is Trump's pedo letter formatted like the kind of freeform sapphic rupi kaur poetry I wrote for my first girlfriend in uni?
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petition to rename "bye rounds" as "bi rounds" in honour of Mitch Brown
More power to Mitch Brown, especially following the last few weeks in the footy world.
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imagine saying a slur when you could say literally anything else!!! (please forgive my unflinching eye contact, I have been home sick for two weeks)
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forget star sign, I want to know which billionaire killer you're most aligned with
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larp has taken me places I wouldn’t even go with a flintlock pistol
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can't believe this stupid half baked thought is the one that popped off 🤠 if you're reading this and in Melbourne, I'm doing two shows at comedy republic tomorrow night (26/7) come watch the genius behind this tweet!
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you can pry the em dash out of my cold dead hands — it’s the perfect shape and length to indicate a break in thought without resorting to the cheap ellipsis or the foolish semicolon
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hello I'm doing my final encore shows of god's favourite this weekend at comedy republic <3 july 26th (sat) 6.00pm & 7.30pm ticket here: https://t.co/Ch07HPmtw4
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they should make a cigarette that has 10.9 grams of protein per serve. something like this
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huge news for bears, dads and any other husky fellas with deviated septums!
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In the criminal justice system, musculoskeletal offences are considered especially heinous
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the mullet is a haircut traditionally reserved for men who can't process emotions, but nowadays it's also open to women who can't process dairy. and I'm a little bit of both :)
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podcast host: “the following episode contains graphic material that may be disturbing or distressing to some listeners”
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when I was in year four I read my mum's copy of this book and then made a spreadsheet on butcher’s paper tracking my classmates’ behaviour
why don’t autistic people make behaving appropriately and predictably in social situations their special interest
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