scott
@scottkeenan03
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guy whose first attempt at a makeup brand was called “lipstick nazi” comes out as a transphobe i said oh i’m sure
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just discovered most people are not tired all the time and can achieve multiple things in one day… hmmm upsettting
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if my decades long artistic career was reduced to a meme that suggests i don’t exist beyond the holiday season when i emerge to perform songs for the bloated alcoholic audiences of vegas residencies i would get my hands on the nuclear codes and we’d really have a merry christmas
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Who are some of the people with bigger names than Slayyyter?
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Dream man 😍
just met a guy whose fagcent is so extreme that i initially thought it was some kind of disability
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I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am
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the concept of a drag race makeover challenge w the katseye members
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He was never this much of a weirdo when he was chubby #makechrisprattchubbyagain
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The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:
@Riley_Gaines_ Haven't been there in 30 years. Going tomorrow. Yes, I'm VERY nervous. But I have to for Charlie.
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i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock
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they literally gave her 6 dollars for promo i am screaming 😭😭😭😭😭😭
WHAT WOULD @BEYONCE DO??? SHE WOULD STREAM #CHARLI!!! RT & LISTEN NOW!!!!!!! 🤪 https://t.co/KENQb2X4tR
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Coeliacs when you give them gluten:
I can’t process this. 💔
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The card reader at the store when your card decline
I can’t process this. 💔
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Love, love, love....on this day 9/11 to All The Lovers
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