the 4-6 month period where i felt connected to my body and exercised to feel good has ended and i am back to trying to gain weight and buying groceries that are the culinary equivalent of dudewipes.

when it’s 2005 and you’re 41 years old and your loved ones privately talk about how you’re a little too old to be partying the way you do but the molly just hit while this song plays at the club and it feels like god is in the room>>>

i don’t even have strong positive feelings towards her i just do not understand what this woman has done that has resulted in her being chased to central europe… the woman is cooking up storylines and i hate jason way more.

i am publicly coming out as a janet defender on the valley.

sorry but the overturning of obergefell could be a huge boon to american culture… gays putting on their thinking caps again.

my TDS (taylor derangement syndrome) peaked when ocean blvd lost to midnights+my subsequent listening of midnights the next day but i have moved on… she is but a drop of water on a leaf floating down the river of my mind….

you can’t fix what has already been broken.you just have to surrender to the moment

pining for the life i would have had if i became a sims youtuber before the market was oversaturated… lilsimsie you stole my god damn house.

to be clear i have cruised in the woods or parks which i think retains a certain classic integrity that sucking dick in a fluorescent lit room with brave by sara bareilles playing does not.

the homosexual instinct to fuck in airport bathrooms or retail locations completely missed me not even a repressed urge but it has never occured to me. you're getting your back blown out and i'm at hudson news buying bossypants by tina fey and a bag of cashews.

every day i discover a new person who has me blocked on here and today its an onlyfans gay in his 50s who talks about his chakras being realigned with a blowjob. this one hurts

life is so long i’ve accepted 30 and i’ve accepted 40 but i don’t know what to do with 38.

this tweet is the first time i’ve ever been confronted with the idea of a person being 38 years old.

this just came on shuffle… timely

julia garner most confusing name bc it calls to mind both julia roberts and jennifer garner but she is neither.

fantasizing about being 53 years old and walking into the 1300 sq ft bungalow i own with my husband and presenting him with the novelty salt and pepper shakers i bought saying “aren’t these just darling?”.

i zoom into the background of hot furries’ selfies to try and gauge their annual salaries and i have the same nightstand as this one which is a west elm dupe from a now defunct japanese company… powerful.

nary a peep about ethel’s new album… but doesn’t matter i have a #gayincelfriday evening plan where i’ll be listening by candlelight.

i’m serious btw google is not helping.

where can i buy this as a coffee table book.