This has been a long time in the making. Well over a year ago had been meaning to start putting this together but had the opposite of writers block. This is just a little snapshot really, an ideas dumping ground of AI textual creativity.

RT @PaulSchleifer: Great to know, Donald. But how do you feel about Twix?

I guess they didn't plan for this

One of these places they're having a heatwave, the other they're freezing their tits off

RT @EastEndJoe: Always read the fine print. 😂

I see some people trying to use the fact Glastonbury Festival has a wall so therefore it makes it hypocritical that artists there can express certain political beliefs. The wall was erected so they could maintain their licence, not to try and make more money.

Ha ha ha, one way to get clients you don't really want .

RT @RhondaGarad: Europe asking for its gold back from the US isn’t just about bullion—a sign of deepening mistrust. If allies no longer tru….

RT @Sandford_Police: Happy traitors day . 4th July.

Indeed it is.

More maths failure, although the pennies might be hard to exchange at that quantity

RT @Jayyanginspires: so real

RT @Hadley: Silicon Valley: Soon one person will be able to run a $100M company.Also Silicon Valley: I’m shocked one engineer held multiple….

I dunno who's going to win or lose this war of egos but it won't end nicely.

RT @docrussjackson: @dlLambo Rod Liddle has a caution for common assault, questioned the illegality of child porn, joked about 'shagging ki….

RT @dlLambo: A man NOT under investigation by British police 👇. "A small yield nuclear weapon, such as the American W89, dropped on Glaston….

This is true actually due to general lower pollution levels