People love the truth until I tell it to them

“Does this look infected?” *points to the entire world*

That might be too much but I'm sure we would have tried it.🫨😵‍💫

Psychedelic furs album Midnight to Midnight top 10 albums all time. Fight me.

When I was growing up it seemed like every one of my friends house had a picker bush. What was the point of picker bushes (No pun intended)? Are they extinct? How come I don't see them anymore?

If there are two people in your avi, I'll assume you're the less attractive one.

Low key one of the best candies ever.

Delilah has been fighting cancer for over 4 yrs. During treatments, her favorite song is "Hey There Delilah". What happened next is beautiful 💕

Gym couple holding hands walking from machine to machine. The fuck is wrong with you???

When you run on a treadmill and it sounds like a goddamn Clydesdale. You are doing it wrong.

The Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

A controlled burn in Spain with fire crews setting pollen alight at a popular park, revealing lush grass underneath.

Taylor Hawkins' son, Shane Hawkins, performing "My Hero" with Foo Fighters ❤️

love thy neighbor but the guy 2 houses down, fuck that guy

“Life begins at conception and ends at a school shooting” -The Supreme Court

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

100%

It happens!!