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perpetual sky war
Joined March 2011
the next bond movie should be a james bond felix leiter yaoi
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they should invent a fog machine that doesn’t smell awful
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kind of insane that the millennial mickey rourke turned out to be zac efron
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the most powerful type of smoker is the guy who rubs the lit end of a cig between their fingers and sticks it in their pocket before they enter a building
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what’s crazy is gaddafi (pbuh) would have loved addison rae. her and lana tag teaming his nye party in st. barts…. we were robbed
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if i played the last 40 seconds of new york on loop for long enough i think i could find out where god lives
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forgot the combination to the lock i use every single day
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