#TrumpHasNever purposefully created art of any kind. Because #TrumpIsWeird

#TrumpHasNever shopped for a week’s worth of groceries. Because #TrumpIsWeird

I’ve sent my 17yo son to pick up his siblings from a friend’s house. Like Ralph Yarl, he excels in music. Like Ralph, he’s a science scholar. Like Ralph, he dreams big. My son probably wouldn’t be shot for ringing the wrong doorbell. Ralph’s GoFundMe:

Like and share if you agree that @QuikTrip breakfast sandwiches should be half price after 10:30 a.m. I don't care if they're a little crunchy... And you're going to throw them away anyway. Work with me here.

First-ever drone show at #TheK. 🤯 #TogetherRoyal

I wonder how much traffic is up on Twitter today?

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One Seinfeld quote that sums up my experience with in the corp world: "No, but they do, and they're the ones writing it off!"

If he did nothing else.. ever.. this would be why I voted for him.

Life is pain Death is inevitable Your life is meaningless Roast beef is delicious Enjoy Arby’s

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And there is Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman, escorting VP-elect @KamalaHarris

Update: @wolfblitzer may have a slight crush on @ladygaga

This just in. @wolfblitzer is a @ladygaga fan.

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

Build Bark Better. Happy #NationalDogDay.

God damn right we did!

Show me one time.. ONE TIME.. where trump spoke to anyone other than himself in a similarly encouraging tone. Additionally I’d like to see a time when Trump spoke to any small child of color that didn’t run away screaming.

How to America. #fuckyeah