Scarlett Hao
@scarmander15
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eggs and peanut butter are delicious. this take (and others) are my own. https://t.co/KueUUTTdQZ
Joined May 2009
best Monday answer to the predictable how are you doing question: just creating shareholder value!!
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No hyperbole, the JMail team are doing some of the most important work in the world right now.
We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal. It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated. Here is
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human grass ferns- the real Super Bowl MVP
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Bad Bunny naming dozens of countries in the Americas and then holding up a football that reads "together we are America"....such an iconic Super Bowl performance wow
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im no marketing whiz, but you’re welcome, CMO of @drinkpoppi!
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given that the current measure of superbowl ads is whether it’s memorable or forgettable- the ROI on 5 seconds of silence has to be monumental
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all these Super Bowl commercials just feel like a run on sentence. instead, brands should leave the last 5 seconds for the audience to marinate in the message. call it the “Cold Close”. #SuperBowl2026
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ok but like watching the opening ceremonies- 1/ will trump be president for LA2028 and 2/ if so lord help us all. he’ll make all dancers wear his fathead for the entire opening ceremony
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this is not even an idealized version of SF. this is actually how it feels to live here
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thought I’d try inserting a real estate funny in there but its really not even that funny as 3Rs only disclose property info. Will leave the real estate advice to on @rohindhar!
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suspicious that the SF 3R form didn’t disclose the presence of these Bernal Heights neighbors #sanfrancisco
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the Jmail team is rapidly processing nearly a MILLION PDFs released by the government today. ten of us together right now, adding 300 GB of documents in the meantime, the raw pdfs are uploaded in JDrive: https://t.co/NyHk06rBXG
We cloned Gmail, except you're logged in as Epstein and can see his emails
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My only advice to CEOs this year.. Hire tinkerers. Make it high status. Find ones that will explore the edges and (ideally) naturally gifted at teaching people. Empower them to freely roam across the org and fix large problems that can be automated. All your execs will
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Just an excellent, honest perspective on life.
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I guess tweeting things is my own version of internal dialogue. in this metaphor does that mean everyone is in my brain?!
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can someone please take trump away tomorrow night in a helicopter plz and ty
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for those that are following along at home, perhaps you’re aware of this new https://t.co/XmSh3HVq7p experience. may I interest you in the better version:
americabydesign.gov
A National Design Studio Initiative
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