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Ayiti-Boyo-Quisqueya is the pearl of my soul. Also here for the jokes and the funny gifs.

Joined May 2011
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Sebastien
5 months
Julia being born a billionaire heiress is always the most hilarious tidbit to me. Literal billions.
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5 months
Julia Louis-Dreyfus photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for W Magazine’s Best Performances Issue
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Sebastien
1 year
Pat is insane for this.
@beyzanurapaydin
beyza misses chandler
1 year
Schiaparelli SS24 bts, make up by Pat McGrath
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Sebastien
4 years
That’s what happens when you’re the teacher.
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Sebastien
4 months
I’m sure he’s a good time after two hurricanes.
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Mo || Daily Meloni
4 months
Chris Meloni with a fan in New Orleans ahead of tomorrow’s Super Bowl!
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Sebastien
3 years
RIP to all of our Uncle Johnny’s. I hope they’re resting eternally where they were happiest.
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1 year
To every Haitian and revolutionary Happy Independence Day!
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Sebastien
5 months
@dumbandfunn A hehe in real life and on screen lol.
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Sebastien
2 years
Christian Siriano literally got the last laugh, every NYFW his show has the best guests and press coverage. I remember people laughing at his Payless collection and dressing of plus sized entertainers, and now look.
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1 year
@dumbandfunn A terrorist! She’s lucky Aidian didn’t have sisters or female cousins.
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Sebastien
1 year
The lady with Disney income and a major coconut water company is jealous of your medical degree? #RHOBH
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Sebastien
5 years
@YungYinkv Let him know 9/9 would be cute for the 2099 birthday year.
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Sebastien
1 month
I will say all the women in Sinners had their good freakum dresses on for their last night on earth.
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Sebastien
2 years
I truly hope this exposes everything from the nineties on down. I hope everyone feels embolden and safe to release.
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Sebastien
1 year
@BIGPIKLIZ Her big one! Then snatched it back 🤭.
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Sebastien
2 years
Stirring up Xenophobia and tribalism for a season one check is wild. #RHOP
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Sebastien
1 year
Also be very afraid of men who live to perform for other men. It’s not fraternity they’re engaging in it’s always misogyny.
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Sebastien
2 years
They can rebrand her all they want but, that lady is and forever will be complicit in that man’s fraudulent behavior. #RHOBH.
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Sebastien
2 years
You know what if she was gonna show up like this it’s better to not outshine the lumps of clotted cream on the balcony.
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I'm On Bluesky Connichameleon
2 years
meghan looks great. very sun-kissed.
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10 months
That mortgage must be killing Creole Hussy if she’s bootlegging now.
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Sebastien
2 years
Carrie Bradshaw, is living lavish off of that dead man’s money, spent decades destroying relationships to prioritize him and now she’s not sure if he was worth it? #AndJustLikeThat
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Sebastien
5 years
@YungYinkv And the sales!.
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Sebastien
1 year
@Tea_witdre It’s the “Velvet show me around” that always takes me out. Everything and everyone in the room was apart of the performance 😂.
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5 years
@Mahottie Explaining this year in the future is gonna be wild.
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7 months
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show me three divas.
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Sebastien
3 years
These shows are supposed to be about affluent women and yet every vacation turns into the Hunger Games for accommodations. #RHOP.
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2 years
@DarkVisenya7 @Down2MarsGirl Dolly’s man don’t even leave the house lol.
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1 year
@MynxRho We gagged too hard over the Galliano look and she said hold her brush.
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Sebastien
2 years
Yet ole girl was combing Zara for deals.
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2 years
Travis Kelce in full Louis Vuitton by Colm Dillane™️
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Sebastien
3 years
@tinnkky Not too much! The blazer and pumps era was a moment lol.
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Sebastien
2 years
They need to scrap the entire Miranda storyline. I truly don’t know what they think they’re communicating to us with this mess of a storyline. Nothing about it is entertaining and she’s the only character I pity and I usually reserve that for Carrie. #AndJustLikeThat.
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Sebastien
2 years
This is not a date night concert. This is a besties type of situation. Big Alphabet mafia and companions type of situation.
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Sebastien
28 days
SNL blacks are always very ready to coon in a skit. Breezed right past the comedy to translate a social media topic for the “audience”
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two bitches vs. a gorilla
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Sebastien
3 years
@sokinematic It’s camp love! This is the legend building decade.
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Sebastien
4 years
@PinkYetiCup Listen when she said in her bio that she used to have a newport and a bacon egg and cheese for breakfast in high school. I knew auntie was a hood chick.
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Sebastien
2 years
The actual conversation is that they do not like being with their father for extended periods of time rather than Garcelle’s work schedule. #RHOBH.
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Sebastien
3 years
Santana is such a gay uncle, giving out money and hugs.
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Sebastien
4 years
@writerbxtch The way people are exposing their hypocrisy and jealousy is hilarious.
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Sebastien
1 year
Mind you the lady in red is a decorated attorney, former government official, and possibly aspires to a bench one day. The sun truly doesn’t always shine over Asunción.
@sarasmug
𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧 ☭
1 year
“Let me check you again” OH!?
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Sebastien
3 months
One of the best things about Robyn is her commitment to living life with both hands. It’s never about looking back on a pattern of “good” choices, rather memories of a life truly lived. She never aspires to be any other woman other than the one that is within her.
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Introducing our March cover star, @rihanna. A titan of music, a mother of two, a self-made mogul, and the newly minted face of Dior J’adore. Now, twenty years since her first chart-topping single, Rihanna just might have manifested her dream life. Link below to read.
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Sebastien
1 year
It’s truly confusing how people don’t realize how insane and life altering Gizelle’s accusation from last season was. #RHOP.
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Sebastien
1 year
@HeyAzJay I know Shakespeare would be terrified of her ability to craft tales 😂.
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Sebastien
4 years
@DarkSisterHive Miscegenation Mami said not on her Caucasian set!.
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Sebastien
1 month
@youdoingtoomuch Also how many of these women are recommending female directors, Angela Bassett makes it a requirement on her show.
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Sebastien
3 years
@Frannyxo Listen lol she needs to do a little learning annex class.
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Sebastien
3 years
@DarkVisenya7 I know a silk press papi when I see one.
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Sebastien
5 years
@tinnkky A man in men’s business.
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Sebastien
2 years
@youdoingtoomuch Listen Mariska stayed her ass at NBC and laughed all the way to the bank.
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Sebastien
6 years
I say this as a Haitian American, I don’t need another one explaining to Haitians what their protests should look like considering how much of America’s foreign policy has been dedicated to the destabilization of Haiti’s very existence.
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Sebastien
3 years
@dameandconfused These increases are so unserious with the declined quality of the bags. They’ve forgotten that the flap is supposed to be an entry bag, like the speedy, or baguette.
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Sebastien
4 months
Oh Drake is turning off the electricity to the US himself after this. #GRAMMYs.
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Sebastien
1 year
@robinwannabefly He should be under the jail for that alone.
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Sebastien
4 years
@OgLakyn I’m confused by why men are so hell bent on things they don’t want tot ale care of or even go through the process of birthing.
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Sebastien
1 year
Sarah J Smith Tompkins Garnet was the first black woman to serve as a public school principal in NYC, also a famous abolitionist and suffragist #TheGildedAge
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Sebastien
2 years
@_ShamGod Listen back to the strip malls and county fairs.
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Sebastien
1 year
Still on his head even in the tea aisle🤌🏿
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Sebastien
4 years
@WhyVeeES Oh the good sis is PARCHED!.
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Sebastien
2 years
People need to really tap into this financial abuse conversation Sutton is having, it happens easier than you think. #RHOBH.
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Sebastien
3 months
The scarf on the inside of the jacket is such a fashion boy choice 🤌🏿.
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Colman Domingo has arrived at the #SAGAwards
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1 year
@BIGPIKLIZ The older I get the more I realize they were right lol.
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1 year
Mrs. Russell, Mrs. Astor , Mrs. Fish, & Mrs. Faines turned that parlour into a real housewives reunion. #TheGildedAge
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Sebastien
2 years
Another season and another woman on the brink of divorce, who didn’t ask Sutton for her divorce attorney. #RHOBH
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Sebastien
6 months
@NOTjmill26_ A real diva is on the scene again.
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@dumbandfunn Was he ever her man?
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Sebastien
1 year
@dumbandfunn It was wild to me that a decades long professional all of a sudden couldn’t control herself on a business trip. They hated Kim and the character so badly.
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Sebastien
7 months
I love a sinister woman. This Martha documentary stands next to the one about Imelda Marcos (The KingMaker). It’s lovely to see girls turn nothing into everything especially from that generation.
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Sebastien
3 months
Poor Dolly, that man truly loved her in every way that she needed without ever publicly embarrassing her.
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Sebastien
1 year
Dashel lost me with this public proposal. #TheGildedAge
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1 year
@Tea_witdre This kills me everytime😂😂 we’ll never get this level of comedy back lol.
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4 years
@YungYinkv Don’t subtweet my nephew please, it’s not his fault he’s living his best life.
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Sebastien
3 years
@writerbxtch Same! I want something that would go up in a courtesan’s boudoir, not these afternoon tea spritz’s with a base of sandalwood.
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5 years
@YungYinkv Baby! Winter coats and accessories galore and that clearance section was undefeated.
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1 year
Since Verizon had money for that Lady and Wig’s debts I’ll be calling tomorrow to talk about lowering this bill.
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1 year
@sickntired_fr Little Russ Russ.
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3 years
@writerbxtch Not you outing gossip girl.
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Sebastien
2 years
These women are letting Gerry know that there’s no time to waste and to bring the life alert to the fantasy suite. #GoldenBachelor
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3 years
@HeyAzJay The day got2b discontinues the glue will be the day.
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6 months
@albthinkin I absolute detest musical theater and it had me riveted. You honestly need to see the scenery on the big screen.
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Sebastien
3 years
@wordsbyuchechi I’m always floored. Like you think being alone in this space is safe?.
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2 years
@PinkYetiCup At least this one’s shuts up if she buys him jewelry.
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1 year
I love that this scene demonstrates the black bourgeoise participation in the finery of the era. #TheGildedAge
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1 year
@dumbandfunn Absolutely darling! Also the girls should have held her feet to the fire. I’ll love my friend but I also won’t let them terrorize someone else.
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4 years
Mariah is never more comfy than when she’s shoulder to shoulder with goons, twenty deep.
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Sebastien
1 year
People can barely rent an apartment let alone buy a house and Tik Tok is the priority. Education levels at an all time global low and yet here we are.
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Sebastien
5 years
This Niecey news came out of left field to us, but I love that she privately entered a new relationship and public identity without us being in it whatsoever.
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2 years
@PinkYetiCup You know some of the people can’t exist a day on this rock without being anti black.
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Sebastien
3 years
Don’t be confused by that American Idol foolishness. Paula Abdul is a pop standard. #JanetJacksonDoc.
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4 years
@YungYinkv No no baby no anti mask over here, this ain’t Candace Owens.
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Sebastien
1 year
Emily Roebling was an engineer in her own right and eventually became a lawyer as well. Fun fact she was presented to Queen Victoria and attended the coronation of Tsar Nicholas II #TheGildedAge
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Sebastien
5 years
Gut health.Better quality skincare(doesn’t mean it’s expensive).Consistent routines .Supplements .Kagan water.A purge routine and maintenance routine, that is mostly saunas, steam rooms, ice rooms, &light rooms.Working on your emotional health .Minor innovative office procedures.
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fonz 🥭
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question for 30+ twitter: I'm turning 27 this year. w/ 3 years to another major age milestone, what can I do NOW to ensure that I'm fine as hell by the time I'm 30?.
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Sebastien
3 years
@haltercroptop Yup! Liquid heart acid.
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Sebastien
3 years
We truly have to evolve out of this idea of being grateful to the government or believing that everything must be negotiated to the bare minimum. Our representatives should exclusively tailor solutions that benefit our needs, not slightly reduce the load.
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Sebastien
1 year
That’s right Big Sutt, liquidate a little of this month’s 300k. #RHOBH
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Sebastien
3 years
I really hope Leslie Jordan knew how much we loved laughing with him. There’s something so special about genuine comics.
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Sebastien
1 year
Anti-drug propaganda worked well on me, because I am ready to call the authorities and check him into rehab.
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GM COUSINS⭐️ This how you Spark a joint without a lighter 🔥
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Sebastien
2 years
@PinkYetiCup Oh shit this entire thing is nasty, cause getting Pat back has been a major critique of their looks last season.
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Sebastien
3 years
Sweet slumber to one of the fanciest black boys. Thank you for making us feel seen and setting a standard.
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Sebastien
1 year
The male ingenue to director pipeline always produces a bunch of self important weirdos.
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1 year
Bradley Cooper says "there's no chairs" on set when he directs: "I’ve always hated chairs on sets; your energy dips the minute you sit down in a chair. There's no video village." . He's also adopted Christian Bale's acting method: "I had heard stories about Daniel Day-Lewis. I
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Sebastien
2 years
I love André De Shields as Nya’s mentor, he’s such a quintessential New York actor. Also it’s nice that they remembered that Nya works for a living. #AndJustLikeThat.
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