Saving Private Carson
@savingpvtcarson
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Dedicated to protecting Ryan from mean people on twitter dot com. The twitter account your future self wishes you could go back in time and follow, or something
Ryan's Mom's basement
Joined July 2022
We talked to your Mom Ryan she says she think you look lovely in your new shirt and glasses and she's very proud you finally got a job
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Ryan did your Mom knit that red jumper it's so kewt @ryancarson
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4. A special episode where you whisper softly into my ear Welcome back, King!
Should my new podcast be ... 1) Live X/Twitter Space 2) Live YouTube 3) Not live - audio only via Spotify/etc All options would be available via audio podcast. * I could combine 1&2 but I think it's less fun and engaging.
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Can you everyone please stop being mean to Ry. He has a Mom tattoo. Do you know anyone with a Mom tattoo who is bad? Exactly. Move on.
I love my Mom and when I grow up, I'm going to be a crypto investment person who sails around the world with my fannypacks and internet frens
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We asked Ryan's Mom, and she has this to say: "I will buy all of your https://t.co/ut3eQYmTgJ angel investments for 10c on the $, then fck off." Touché.
Let's talk about Ryan Carson and Flux. Quick thread and everything you need to know about today’s NFT Twitter drama 🧵👇 (1/18)
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Having the #1 RC meme account does increase your chances of getting on the 799 allowlist. Gm @ryancarson
gm fam 👋🏻🙂 I have some friendly reminders about the @DailyDose, POAPs and the allowlist for our project ... A thread 🧵 ...
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You heard the man, now do it (Hey Ryan wl for your #1 fan account ;-) )
Might want to make sure your notifications are on ;)
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Ryan you're clearly allergic to being too awesome - dial it back a little. Give everyone else a chance.
gm gm! Fully recovered from the allergic reaction 🥳 Heading off to the gym now and then have a full day of meetings. Thank you again for your outpouring of kindness and support. Really do appreciate y'all 🤗
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Be honest Ryan - are you buying more birbs?
Killer-Idea™️ 😊 is continuing to develop and refine and I'm getting more and more excited about it 🤩 (A lot of work to do before sharing publicly.) We're continuing our https://t.co/tJDrfvUvaz strategy of hosting NFT Whale Tank. Next episode is Monday with @MartianPLeague!
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Why is the market tanking my birbs? Just did the interim P/L for the fund. We are returning...... *does calculation*.......a lot less than 500% annualized. Maybe -500% annualized? Math is hard.
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Hey Kev pls make number go up today
A reminder that Future Proof will be streamed live tomorrow at 10 am PT. See you there, then see you in Venice that night! @proof_xyz
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I meditated super hard today with my intention being birb number go up https://t.co/3vgI3pelwO
gm gm fam. Felt good to get back into my regular morning schedule today 😅 5:15 - 6:15 Exercise and stretch 6:15 - 6:30 Meditate Also going to only drink 🍸 on Fri & Sat 👍🏻
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I've removed the investment returns section from my website, not because birbs are rekt but because....excuse me I'm going out to sail my boat
Ryan is the world's best investor. 34% in 25 days. 500%+ annualized. Join his fund for just $10k / qtr. If you don't future you will be disappointed. Don't disappoint future you.
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I love my Mom and when I grow up, I'm going to be a crypto investment person who sails around the world with my fannypacks and internet frens
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Why is everyone selling birbs? Stop, it's making me sad in my boat
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I like cc0 because it sounds like 'coo coo' which is the noise a moonbirb makes
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