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Youtubians are a different species
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27:00-33:00 is an incredible Moroder loop and definitely the best part of this mix
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This one has some insane transitions
@DorkSirjur
DS
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Next up a legendary act with a fantastic set, 28 years ago: This is Daft Punk @ The Arches, Glasgow 24.01.97 Thought I'd use a pic without the helmets this time! I posted this last Jan, but here's a better quality version. Tracklist in first comment. Reminder that all mixes
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Keep saying this out loud to myself and thinking it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard “Evil? I’m the president of evil”
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I am the President of evil
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I’m laughing so hard at this
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I am the President of evil
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Grok looking over us humble bugmen
@teslaownersSV
Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
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BREAKING: Grok saves a life. In late 2025, a 49-year-old man, pseudonymously known as "u/Tykjen" on Reddit, Norwegian—credits xAI’s Grok AI with saving his life after a near-fatal misdiagnosis. After 24 hours of severe abdominal pain, an ER visit resulted in antacids for
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"Why is everyone who posts about X thing so gay now?" This is why. They just keep going until people forget how gay they are
@SCHIZO_FREQ
Lukas (computer) 🔺
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It's kind of crazy you can just tryhard your way into being culturally relevant now. There's like 6-12 months of everyone thinking you're an annoying dork as you do this but after you're well known everyone kind of forgets why
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The worst thing about AI slop is it's just being used for relatively normal cat videos. I keep thinking "no way someone would generate something this unremarkable". They would and they do
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It's 2026 and my New Years Resolution is revenge. I will undertake the complete annihilation of this world for not being good enough so that I may have it remade as place where all of you, my friends, are the only ones who win. Happy New Year
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Top Moments of Rizz from 2025:
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I am a high DHT male with zero puff anyone who's ever said otherwise is probably jewish
@cynomel
cynomel muncher
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Notice these libtards pointing out Bridgette Bardot was FINED for hate speech like that makes it so much more severe
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Night Brings
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Maybe we don’t focus enough on the naughty. That the season has demonic designs for those that deserve punishment. Something to think about
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The looney tunes slapstick violence of Home Alone being so compatible with a Christmas theme is quite interesting. I have nothing insightful to add past that but it’s something
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I feel every volt it’s electric. You have 12 minutes until Christmas get as drunk as you can
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All my love to all my followers from a drunken Christmas fool
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Green polo Christmas (conceptual)
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