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if testicles can do it, so can you. hang in there

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@sassori_
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Better than your favorite rapper
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@sassori_
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Mbwa
@SunderlandAFC
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⏱️ Chelsea 0-3 Sunderland πŸ“† 14/11/2010 ⚽️ Onuoha, Gyan, Welbeck A famous afternoon at Stamford Bridge, 15 years ago today 🀯
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@sassori_
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Beautiful stuff, kisogo nyandu should be next
@bbcswahili
BBC News Swahili
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Waziri mkuu wa zamani wa Bangladesh anatuhumiwa kwa mamia ya mauaji wakati wa maandamano makubwa ya kupinga utawala https://t.co/6tB7LrxtBe
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@mohamedkomz
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One of the methali where wahenga cooked is "Mgala muue na haki yake mpe." I love me a due process mhenga.
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@daysofbeingwiId
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Colonialism is insane. You murder, rape, pillage and take these people’s land and use it for your own pleasure and have the nerve to demonize them for existing in their own homes. Just pure evil
@HumansNoContext
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The start of a great horror movie
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@iv_ey
IV πŸ§ƒ
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nitasemaje fasting is the answer to almost every illness bila kukaa fala?
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@sassori_
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Devil worshipper
@Mbinya__
Mbinya
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Uzuri ya deejaying you can do it even when on your periods
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@Kamau266
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@wanjiruhnjuguna
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Bye y'all, I think I've found the love of my life she's so beautiful and funny πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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@sassori_
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Whatever bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, we're so sad to have Estevao instead of maduekss
@EBL2017
EBL
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Told you, man. Mikel Arteta has built more than just a special football team. Enzo Maresca and Chelsea could learn a hell of a lot from the standards and culture in North London. Nobody thought Madueke to Arsenal made sense. Now everyone does. The environment transformed him.
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πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
@toofan923
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Gas Yako ikiisha usirefill dia,kujia Kuni🀭
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@Kamau266
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Women who have money don't go to Habanos to drink.They go to food joints that serve alcohol.Any woman you see in those noisy clubs treat her as a threat to your own security
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Wanaume hawaamini women can actually go to clubs by themselves na wajilipie drinks haha
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@sassori_
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Your understanding of God is flawed and malnutritioned
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Morio Anzenza
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God is ultimately responsible for all evil and suffering in the world. If God is all knowing, all powerful, and morally perfect, then every evil that happens in the world exists because He either willed it, allowed it knowingly, or chose not to stop it even though He could.
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@IanECox
I. Cox
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The United States πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has 50 governors, while Kenya πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has 47 of them.. all getting paid more than governors in the USA.
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For a minute time stood still
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@ouma_neko
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A Message to My Luo People See William Ruto for Who He Is My brothers and sisters from the lakeside, let us open our eyes wide and see William Ruto for who he truly is a master manipulator who thrives on division and emotional blindness. He studies our pain, understands our
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@zollz
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Unrelated. The United States allegedly once discovered a Russian spy working in the US because of how he held flowers. Westerners hold flowers upwards while Russians hold them facing downwards.
@MainNeli_
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Ladies, if he wanted he could..
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Watu wa murima kwani walifanyia nini watu buana? From the colonizer to these? Gaddamn
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@Shaaban_Mahero @Apropos_KE Declassified espionage reports say the CIA believed moi feared smart Kenyans. https://t.co/FDrRyBlN7O
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Msechu πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
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@Apropos_KE very true. this is secondary source of the biography
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@ryandontnut
RDN
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Nimekumbuka the first and last time I was in a position to attempt to eat ass as I was massaging her back nlinusa hio kitu nkaabort mission haraka
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@Bee_Cee3
Chilli Lemon
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If you go far enough in history you realize that for any of us to be alive today at least one of our ancestors has to have been a murderer, pillager, rapist or just a crazy ass mf with no regard for human life.
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