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Metro Boomin adding Homelander's voice as the Interlude of the first track in the album
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Girls who bless mzinga
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Ukiambia baddies kitabu ya mwisho ulisoma ni setbook ni hivo tu ishaenda
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Me realizing it's end month so I have bills to pay(Spotify premium)
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Me entering the exam room to do the unit I never attended a class
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Matumbo is that shawry you would never claim in public but you are rawdogging with her on the low
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That KCSE period
The last term of high school with the bros will forever be the best moments of my life ;🤞🏾
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Drunk makeouts is something you should experience at least once in your lifetime
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Wanadhani unapocket juu wewe ni cool kid kumbe unashikilia baggy jeans isianguke
Me walking around school trying to keep up the non chalaant gimmick
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Tumebaki wawili bado hatujaonja hizo cocktails za Mwendas
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Unadhani ulevi inakufanya usote unaaanza sobriety streak balance inabaki ile ile
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Cooked bananas today and was pleased with the matoke-o I got
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Niggas finish highschool and don't look at bread the same way as they used to
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Kupelekwa boarding earlier than class 5 is just nasty work tbh
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chaser labda ukunywe before tupatane
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Tumebaki wawili ii Nairobi hatuendi cinema ii wikendi🤡
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Tumebaki wawili wenye bookmarks zetu tunaweza fungua in public willingly
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Tems concert 3000 ksh
Tems on spotify 300 ksh
Its just simple maths🤡
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ukishaescape the matrix unarealize si kila Friday ni ya kufungua koo
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Khoja Cat might be the most funny slander name this country has had since Asap Royco
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first date question:your dairy fresh rankings
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@nosestalgia
The Kenyan coach after poaching Omanyala from athletics and putting him at right back to defend against Mbappe
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you are just a girl na top artists wako ni Vybz Kartel na Konshens
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Ukinitumia za fries you will be the person who was there when I heard nothing
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Hii hustler fund labda nilipe Baba akiwa president
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Metro Boomin when Lopha Boomin walks in
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Type shii
ingekuwa wewe, could you marry the male/female version of yourself?😭
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fuck small talk
Can you tell me why you consume best gin with your sane mind??
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People who used to get higher marks in Maths Paper 2 than Paper 1 were the pioneers of "just wanting to be different"
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KDFs dont taste as good as they used to back in 2019
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A drunk makeout would probably fix 90% of the humans population rn
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Ngl posting lyrics then someone shamelessly replies to them out of context is high-key very funny
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Santana Dave nayo akiamua kuja hadi body organs ntauza
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Bonjour
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Personally I envy those people with families where cousins are literally like friends and close siblings to each other
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Spotify algo is so damn repetitive
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We need to give UTD Trey a ticket in 2027 to come here and support the current Kenyan regime
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Unajiita mtu mzima na huwezi kula pilipili lmao
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Niggas wenye hatuskizangi Kinoti na Ethan Muziki hatutoboi huku kabisa
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Next year nisipoenda bowling ,concert ama swimming nayo nimelaaniwa
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Niggas just wake up and randomly follow a baddie and she follows back and proceed to not engage with them at all
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Kwani tunakua punished juu tulipata C+ and above🤡💀
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Niggas shorter than 5"3
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Tumebaki watatu hatujapost hiyo picha ya dolly hii mwaka
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Wenye walilewa na my pookie jana I hope mnajua ni huyo pekee ndo niko naye so naomba mnihurumie
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Mimi naenda naivasha but ukiniona west we jua uko naivasha
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Real ones know passion pineapple combo never misses
Passion juice can either be the greatest or the most atrocious juice to exist depending on the passions used
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Women in male dominated fields>>>
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I actually hate githeri with every cell in my body
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I belong to the 1% of the population who remembers everything that happens when they are drunk
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Imma keep my ting brief yea
Mentioning other people's illnesses or conditions they currently have in order to win an argument and validation from strangers ain't it mahn
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Kudeal na baddies wanatakanga constant words of affirmation na saa hizo unajua tu GGMU na COYG pekee huwa stressful ajab
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Me at the Safaricom retail shop selling credit
"Nipee nigware🥺"
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Elder siblings should receive all the blessings in the world fr ❤️
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Having a 7 pm curfew when you're 20+ years is hilarious tho tbh
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The journey to leaving cigarettes is the hardest thing to do
What a safari
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Not arguing with a tall girl no matter what
Whatever you say momie🥺
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Nilisema nimeraise my standards this year.
Sikunywi KC , Sikunywi BEST ,Sikunywi CHROME, if anything......SIKUNYWI.
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Chat,what are yalls favorite go to albums by Kenyan artists?
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Sometimes I like to put myself in that doggy position just so I can see yalls pov when you are at it
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Branding yourself as a hater isn't the flex you think it is btw
Just be a better person ffs
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Scenes pale kejani next day after kutoka klabu upate ulianua Brendan na si Brenda
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That gengetone era where the only two songs were Sponyo and Lamba Lolo>>>>
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Mamangu huninunulia viatu ni kama anataka maadui wangu wanicheke
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Chozi La Heri when Kicheko Cha Dhiki walks in
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Coffee slander has to be the funniest to exist BC it's actually a top tier drink
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Matumbo might actually be the best meat there is
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Nakumbuka day flani hapo black curves earlier this year simu yangu ilianguka na battery ikaanguka hapo chini ya meza
Ilibidi nichague my dignity nkalala mteja hio day
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who called it urinating instead of pushing pee?
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Me after shamelessly replaying the snap
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If you're down bad for someone every story and status they post is repliable
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Atp itabidi tuorganize nationwide classes za kufunzwa Calculus juu waah
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We are fake alcoholics ofc we only drink because everyone else is drinking and we dont want to be left out
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Enda outside weekend si kukaa tu chini nyumbani uanze kutweet about Bridgerton
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Nilijua my highschool classmates walkua tu showoffs vile walikua wanapita Maths Paper 2 alfu wanaanguka Maths Paper 1
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Hey (with the intentions of filling ur tiktok dms with marvel dc videos that will spark random debates and rewatching the entire MCU)
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Oomf was gaslighting us telling us they're called Narrow bee flies haha
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Konyagi mzinga or Spotify premium
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I sentence you to a sneaky link tie/situationship with a twitter babe who tells each of her followers her most intrusive thoughts on the spot
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Envy anyone who is financially independent from their folks walai
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Skinny petite boys huwa tunaogopa kuva baggy clothes kama kuna upepo juuu makosa kidogo unaenda airborne
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COVID was such a crazy time juu why were we all gaining weight like that fr fr
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How is height shaming not body shaming if we are being truly honest
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Unaeka private account na uko na 20 followers Jameni
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People suffering from Main character syndrome are the real menaces in the society fr
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Ati day drinking ndo best
Wdym na uko na curfew ya 7 😭huna option
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"This week we expect maximum cooperation from you guys"ahh look
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Personally should be with her rn playing rock paper scissors in order to decide who gets to be the small and the big spoon but we can't get all what we want, right ?
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How I've used public transport more than some people in the city still surprises me tbh ati wdym😭hujui mat za kufika kwenu hupandiwa wapi
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intellects huwa hatulali because sleep is a constrict made by the lazy in order to get free time
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Sisi non harlots hadi hatujuangi vile Qwetu residences hukaa
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Infrastructure in UON main campus vs infrastructure in other campuses
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Poking them w it from the back when you all are cuddling >>>
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Sijafurahia vile mnajuana wote
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Spotify minutes zisipofika 200000 kwa wrapped hawa wamenidanganya walai
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Unemployed tayari washalewa
Who will save the youth
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