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chloe

@sardine_enjoyer

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i love life it is so great

new york
Joined November 2023
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
1 month
it's a wonderful wonderful life
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
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Breaking: Ozzy Osbourne was holding a labubu when he died….
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
15 hours
I’m not schizophrenic but I have reason to believe a moid has been sent by the government to be nice to me. Ain’t no way.
@hospital_chapel
nuclear semiotics
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This is my foid. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
15 hours
David is that cordial…I respect you infinitely (I know we joking).
@gothicman50
david (gay man)
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@sardine_enjoyer i will choke slam you.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
15 hours
AND IMAGINE IF COLDPLAY.
@babybaudrillard
cassidy angel
21 hours
When u get caught having an affair
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
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RT @martyrvictim: PLEASE !!! Please TELL ME AN ANECDOTE, PLEASE.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
24 hours
yeah love David but i think the Earth will be OK .xD.
@EricSubpar
Eric Subpar
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@response_pod I’ve listened to many episodes and so far the only time I’ve yelled at @gothicman50 is when he told @sardine_enjoyer that the earth will never recover from the Anthropocene. Bitch, one time a microorganism took over the ocean and made it so alkali it killed 99.9% of life on earth.
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chloe
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sorry im quiet im thinking about the immortality of the crab.
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chloe
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RT @tao_lin: Been spending my days pondering the mystery of existence.
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chloe
2 days
I care but I am happy I have been usurped.
@GGBussyAllin
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@sardine_enjoyer Nah it's ok I found a bunch of new girls some even more tenderqueer.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
2 days
Must take a life detox in order reestablish my Twitter prolificness !!.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
2 days
falling off feel so good for the Chloe #solace.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
3 days
RT @murderbirv: just found out that. Raisings are grape I’m shaking I. So scared.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
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doordash 7 pina colada i want that shit icy upon arrival i'll tip in nuggets of gold.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
3 days
last night on the dance floor I kept going up to people and whispering “everything is going to be ok!”.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
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made my therapist giggle uncontrollably today but I’m worried it’s bc I pay her.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
3 days
someone spiked my 23 drinks with idiot powder.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
4 days
RT @lordmercie: jokes on you nyc alt. lit. Twitter…,….,,,, you can’t find me because I don’t know how to read >:).
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chloe
4 days
I love my friends bc they listen to my theories.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
5 days
Is so good but All Good.
@martyrvictim
madi bean
5 days
@sardine_enjoyer Feeling near schizophrenic thinking bout how I’m eating poo from butt for din instead of sardine enjoyer famous quiche.
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@sardine_enjoyer
chloe
5 days
i am schizophrenic.
@lordmercie
lordmercie
5 days
I have a near paranoid schizophrenic concern for the evil eye.
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