Sara Pelissero
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Someone taught my 3-year-old a DMX song and ... I’m just not sure where to go from here. 😂🤷🏻♀️😳
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JUST IN: Former
#NFLDraft
widow/solo parent Sara Pelissero (who has dealt with insane kids allllll week) is signing with the local day spa for an entire weekend, per sources. 🧖🏻♀️
Contract details to be arranged by
@TomPelissero
.
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Relieved. Overjoyed. No radiation or chemo needed. I can’t stop crying. Thank the Lord. 🙏🏻🙌🏻
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This girl woke up asking if she really had to go to school since it’s
#NFLDraft
Day. I blame you,
@TomPelissero
.
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Dear god, is this thing over yet? Why can’t they just post the team list like a musical audition and let the players scroll the names until they find theirs. Done in 10 min. 🙄
And we're off in undrafted free agency: The
#Ravens
are signing former Missouri center Trystan Colon-Castillo, source said.
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Omg. There’s currently a mouse in
@TomPelissero
’s office. 🐀 I’m dying. 🤣🤣 If only he had a live hit coming up ...
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Presenting this year’s Pelissero (quarantine) Christmas card ...
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! 🤪
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He was actually heroically trying to quickly grab Kleenex to stop our daughter’s bloody nose. Get your facts straight,
@RapSheet
. 😜
.
@TomPelissero
was ruled out for TV today & tomorrow because of a back injury suffered while tying his shoe at a youth soccer practice, per me &
@MikeGarafolo
. There is cautious optimism for a triumphant return Sunday and he’s pushing for it. He’ll know more after tonight’s MRI.
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My daughter’s favorite part of the school day was morning announcements ... so she asked if she could recreate them at home 🥰🥰
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#fbf
To one year ago today — the day I became cancer free.
So grateful this day is here. But also thinking of all my friends who are on their battle. ❤️
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So overwhelming. A huge thanks to our amazing football family for all the support!! 💖🏈
And a big thanks to the
@Vikings
for having us at such a special game 💪🏼
Our very own
@TomPelissero
's wife, Sara Pelissero, was honored during
@Vikings
halftime, as a part of the NFL's
#CrucialCatch
initiative 🙏
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Overwhelmed in so many wonderful, beautiful ways. Thank you all for your kind words and ongoing support! It means everything. 💕
So grateful to unpin this and say Sara is cancer-free and cleared to live her life starting Monday. Thanks to all the friends, family, coworkers, bosses, coaches, players, execs, agents, et al., who offered love and support. Most of all, thanks
@sarapelissero
. You rule. You win.
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Happy 9th anniversary,
@TomPelissero
! 😑
The
#Texans
are signing QB Jeff Driskel to a one-year deal worth up to $2.5 million, per his agents
@NSAFootball
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Tegan: Mom, can I have a cookie?
Me: You need to finish your chicken and veggies first.
T: But I’m too full.
Me: Then how do you have room for a cookie?
T: I only have a small circle of space in my tummy, just big enough for a cookie.
🙄🙄
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Ok hold up,
@gmfb
.
@TomPelissero
was ALL IN on this sweater vest for a ridiculous matching Christmas card. Let’s get the record straight here. 😂
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Ready or not, here we go. Thanks for all the love and support! ❤️
Tweets will be infrequent for a bit. Entering battle mode with
@sarapelissero
, who has surgery tomorrow. Thanks to all who've sent support.
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Happy 1-year anniversary to my daughter’s 15 seconds of fame! 😂
#upinhere
Someone taught my 3-year-old a DMX song and ... I’m just not sure where to go from here. 😂🤷🏻♀️😳
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Had my final appointment here for the year ... and won’t be back for several months. Feels great! Headed back to work on Friday! 🙌🏻
#onestepcloser
#byebreastcancer
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That was waaaay too close to your face. ... Also why are you turning around when it clearly just came from in front of you? 🤔
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My dad’s retirement hobby has been to repurpose discarded wood into useful things ... he’s made stools for my girls, frames, toys, you name it. But this sign he installed in front of their house may be his best yet. 🙏🏼
📷: Carrie, my parents’ neighbor ❤️
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I am so lucky to have this man in my life ... I love you,
@TomPelissero
❤️
(But also ... like, gimme a heads up if you’re going to tweet a pic of me and I’ll shower first 😂🤦🏻♀️)
Two years ago today,
@sarapelissero
went to the doctor. She was diagnosed with breast cancer. She beat it. And this morning, she was there to send off our girls to their first day of kindergarten and preschool, respectively. Prouder of these three than I can put into words!!
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Dad, if these are all free agents, why are they so expensive?
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Big shout out to the sweet Target cashier who (at the END of my long shopping trip) whispered to me, “Um, I think you have a sucker stuck to your shirt.” 🤦🏻♀️
#hotmessexpress
#kidsaregreat
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God bless people who lie to you and tell you your child did well on the flight when they definitely did not. 😬 (pic taken when she finally gave up and passed out)
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Getting in some snuggles with my babies before my (hopefully) final surgery today. Thank you all for the ongoing support 💕
#byebreastcancer
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T: “Mom, I’m getting so many matches and you only have one. Do you want one of mine so your only match isn’t lonely?”
Girlfriend’s just savage with her trash talk. 🙄
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Who needs toys when you can close a greeting card really fast? 🤷🏻♀️
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As if these clowns don’t get enough of each other, they have to crash our wives’ virtual happy hour. 🙄😂
@TomPelissero
@MikeGarafolo
@RapSheet
@TheBanktress
@JamesPalmerTV
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Was just at Target when a new pallet of toilet paper came out and several people started clapping.
It’s a weird time, you guys.
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While eating a meal dropped off by one neighbor, I look out and see our other neighbors raking our leaves. We live in the best. hood. ever.
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Well, that’s a wrap. My last day at
@kare11
.
Thanks to all my incredible co-workers for all the support. Love you all! 😭😭😭😭
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Two+ weeks after surgery and I’m back doing my favorite thing: Making Saturday morning breakfast for these cuties ☺️🥞
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When you think to yourself, “it’s a little toooo quiet,” and then find this ... 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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This is so crazy. I seriously don’t even know what’s happening. Totally thought this was a “she’s my kid, so I’m probably the only one who thinks this is funny.” And you guys have been so sweet with your comments (haven’t seen one bad one yet!). I’m blown away. 😭😭🙏🏼😘😘
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You know you’re married to an NFL reporter when your kids don’t have team specific clothing for “Sports Day” at school. 🤷🏻♀️
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Her newfound “fame” is getting to her head. Time to bring this one back down to Earth, even sister’s like, “gurl, be real.” 🤣😜
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@johnkrasinski
@somegoodnews
My dad installed this sign out of discarded wood in his front yard. ❤️
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Randy was instrumental in giving me the courage and confidence to go through my own battle and now, I know cancer doesn’t stand a chance against him. Sending lots of love and support your way ... ❤️
I never thought I’d ever say this again about me - but I have cancer, again.
This time prostate cancer. 20 years ago it was Hodgkin’s Disease. I’ve often said Cancer doesn’t care who you are or who you love. The road ahead won’t be easy but my plan is to go 2-for-2!
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Omg. I can’t.
@TomPelissero
just sent me this pic and I’m dying.
New NFL analyst: Doug Pelissero. 🐶
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Breakfast convo with my 6-year-old:
T: Mom, what does therapy mean?
Me: It’s like a doctor you can talk to about your feelings, who helps heal your mind, instead of your body.
T: So ... how come you say wine is your therapy?
Me: Ummmm ... 😬😬
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Hey Twitterverse! Meet our new baby, Finley Ruth Pelissero. Born 12/26. 💕
@TomPelissero
and I are thrilled.
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Really need to stop the split screens with these two ... it confuses my 3-year-old.
#ItsDaddy
#AndTheGuyThatLooksLikeHim
Wonder twin powers Activate!
@TomPelissero
&
@JamesPalmerTV
crushing it as usual on
@NFL
network getting us ready for Championship Sunday.
Scarf game ✅
Tie game ✅
Hair product ✅
Reporting 🥇
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Still working my way thru all the tweets but can only get through a few at a time before the waterworks start. No words. Thank you all ❤️
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Sara: What should we do for our Xmas cards?
⠀
Tom: What if we all wore black turtlenecks and awkwardly stared off camera?
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Sara: I don’t get it.
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Tom: It’ll be funny.
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Sara: I still don’t get it. I’m blaming you on the card.
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Merry Christmas, friends! 🤷🏻♀️🎄
#DougFTW
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Well dang. Kept telling
@TomPelissero
that Finley’s first word wasn’t “Dada,” she was just babbling. But this is hard to argue.
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Happy Easter! 🐰 T got socks and toothpaste from the Easter bunny and was beside herself with joy. 🤣
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@TomPelissero
@nflnetwork
@gmfb
We’re live from your house where everyone is sick, no one listens and my attempt to drink less and be healthier this year is in poor shape for January. 😫🤧
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LIFE UPDATE: I’m leaving KARE 11 to start a new chapter. I accepted a job at
@UHC
that will give me more time at home, while still telling great stories.
I’m excited but SOO sad to leave this great group of people I’ve come to not only call my friends but my extended family. ❤️
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RIP DMX 🙏🏼 Thank you for inspiring this wonderfully random moment we’ll never forget.
Someone taught my 3-year-old a DMX song and ... I’m just not sure where to go from here. 😂🤷🏻♀️😳
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I was fine (ok not really) but then this face turned me into a puddle. 😭😭😭
#FirstDay
#Kindergarten
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5-year-old: “Mom! I made a picture of me and dad playing with a football!”
Me: “Oh … a football! Oh thank goodness.” 😳😆
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Report from daycare: “T was riding her bike near the fence where the older kids were playing and kept waving and saying, ‘Hiiii boooys!’” 😘😆
Oh lerrrd, help me.
#threenager
#trouble
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Need to come to terms that I'm never going to get this song out of my head. 😂 Here's the story
@abroaddus
did for
#BTN11
last night, on how this silly video gave our little fam a bright spot after a tough year:
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Photographer: OK everyone, big smiles!
Doug: This is not what I thought you meant when you said we were going to the park. 😂🐶
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Everyone: Must be nice to have
@TomPelissero
around more now that the chaos of the NFL season is over.
Me: 😒😑
Combine ➡️ Free Agency ➡️ League meetings:
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SO glad to be back with my KARE fam!! ❤️
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I promise this is the last time I bring up “the sweater,”
@TomPelissero
… until you wear it again 😆
Thanks to Intern Josh, Intern Joe, Intern Raul &
@sarapelissero
for another great edition of "Who Said That?" 😎
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About to embark on a journey to help my mother trade in her flip phone to an iPhone. Your thoughts and prayers are requested at this time.
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“Mommy, where are all the workers?” ... Welcome to the weekend shift, girl.
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T: “Mommy, the
#Vikings
are losing.”
Me: “Yup kiddo.”
T: “That makes me sad. Maybe we should get them some cookies to make them feel better.” ☺️💜💛
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My 5-year-old made a note for her BFF next door (who she loves to “play” with) and asked if she could leave it on his front step. 😭😭
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@gmfb
@TomPelissero
, you keep draggggging me for taking 5 min to clean up after the girls in the morning, instead of rushing downstairs … I will bring out ammo … if you want to wear something festive on the show, bring this number back out:
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Four years ago ...
I’m just not sure how we can ever top this. 🎅🏻😂
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Don’t worry
@TomPelissero
. We just here makin’ viral moments while you’re gone. 😂😂
My daughter‘s debut on
@nflnetwork
— almost as impressive as the 1.4 million views
@AndrewSiciliano
told me she’d already racked up today. It wasn‘t me
@sarapelissero
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UPDATE: Our 4-year-old somehow ate the cheese off the mouse trap without setting it off. We’re losing the battle. 🤦🏻♀️
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My 3-year-old just told me she no longer wants to be in this family because I asked her to put on PJs ... so yes, bedtime is going great.
#teenyearswillbefun
#sendwine
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.
@RenaKARE11
is just the best. Too much sadness in the world has prompted her to organize “Happy Fun Day” at the office. She is my fav. ❤️
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Zero chance the hubs comes home with a voice tonight ...
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Thanksgiving highs and lows ...
High: Successfully hosted family for the big meal, without any major issues 🙌🏼 🦃
Low: My aunt telling me about how much I’ve aged. 😑
#HappyThanksgiving
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Soy sauce noodles with garlic chive and bean sprouts, Kau Kee style beef noodle soup with mustard greens, shrimp salad and shiitake mushrooms ... just a few of the offerings at
@andrewzimmern
’s Lucky Cricket.
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🤣😂 This is too much. I can’t. What. Is. Happening.
This is what happens when you teach a 3-year-old old-school rap 😂
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@LakishaJackson
@ChrisWesseling
Absolutely heartbreaking. I’m so sorry Lakisha. I remember chatting with you both when you two were recently engaged and just loved seeing his face light up as he talked about you ❤️
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Tegan: So today I’m going to the ball to get married ... to daddy. And we’re going to dance and then eat food. And my kid will be there throwing flowers. And I also have a baby in my belly.
Me: That’s ... a lot to process. 😳
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Day 2 of homeschooling: My 5-year-old repeatedly yelled “poop butt” into the phone while I was on a conference call.
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