Sam Darnolds Burner
@samueldarnold1
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Quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks. Sports analysts. Former USC Trojan. 2 time relocation specialist of the year.
Joined October 2014
Professor asked the class if anyone used Cashapp and the one Black girl raised her hand. I mean cmon. Did he need to ask?.
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We’re just going to pretend this isn’t my thumb?
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Need a new tv series to start. Anyone have any recommendations? . Please do not say the office or friends. I’m a grown man. Thank you.
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Electric bikes is the biggest sign of society’s collapse. Too lazy to use a regular bike but want the look of being athletic.
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Fargo North Dakota bars are in. Slots.Pulltabs.Blackjack . Never leaving.
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The U.S. needs to triple the defense budget. Why? Cause we can.
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I will NOT stop using my phone while driving. Sent while driving with my knee.
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Just signed my big boy j*b offer. Sad to say goodbye to the blue collar workforce.
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Who the hell is door dashing from the movie theater ?
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My Culture isn’t a costume you California commies.
@6Voodoo I say “Ope” all the time and I’m SoCal born and raised. It’s an OC thing.
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Good bye Sports Betting. Until Minnesota legalizes it.
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RT @Vikings: Quarterback. Receiver. Returner. Joe Webb has always done whatever it takes to help everyone else around him. That mindset h….
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For those wondering the bar is NOT busy at 3 pm on a Monday.
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