Sam Darnolds Burner
@samueldarnold1
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Quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks. Sports analysts. Former USC Trojan. 2 time relocation specialist of the year.
Joined October 2014
Professor asked the class if anyone used Cashapp and the one Black girl raised her hand. I mean cmon. Did he need to ask?.
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Do I need to apologize to twin ownership? . Back to back against the Tigers.
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Why would I leave the best part of the country.
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Oh no, I smoke 30 cigarettes a day. God forbid I enjoy my life.
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GRITTY TIGS.
Will tonight be 7?.
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Will tonight be 7?.
The Tigers have lost 5 consecutive games when Sam has bet on them. Will tonight be 6?.
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The Tigers have lost 5 consecutive games when Sam has bet on them. Will tonight be 6?.
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Would rather sit here and drink with my buddies than be in any club on the planet.
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How fast are you guys going through a tin of these? . A tin a day has been burning a hole in my wallet.
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We’re just going to pretend this isn’t my thumb?
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Need a new tv series to start. Anyone have any recommendations? . Please do not say the office or friends. I’m a grown man. Thank you.
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Electric bikes is the biggest sign of society’s collapse. Too lazy to use a regular bike but want the look of being athletic.
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Fargo North Dakota bars are in. Slots.Pulltabs.Blackjack . Never leaving.
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The U.S. needs to triple the defense budget. Why? Cause we can.
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