Sam Shrieve
@samshrieve
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Songwriter, producer, singer. Currently accepting Illuminati applications.
Los Angeles
Joined January 2009
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Shut the fuck up.
WITCH HUNT!
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Ugh fine I’ll do it 🙄
New James Bond Will Be 30-Something 'Relatively Unknown' Man, & We Have Suggestions https://t.co/jJinjTtVk2
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Two things. One, you can read the letter, and two, they’re scared of Pete.
First @SecretaryPete was m.i.a. on the derailment Then he lies to media claiming my 2021 letter calling for more track inspections was a letter calling for deregulation He is an incompetent who is focused solely on his fantasies about his political future & needs to be fired
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Like I said.
Why is fake Doctor Jill Biden at the Grammys? Melania Trump should have been presenting every single award.
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It’s all just parody accounts at this point.
Our Founding Fathers didn't cross the Delaware during a snow storm for us to get stranded in EV cars during blizzards. I'll be sticking with my gas powered car.
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Peak millennial is believing that the 80’s have always been, and always will be, 20 years ago.
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For fucks sake 🤦🏻♂️
I swear to god if he misses this fourth kick…
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I swear, @nathanfielder has been dethroned.
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Fucking fuck
WSJ intern didn’t know what a VCR is
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